Freestyle battles in the middle of a school?

ineedarealname

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WOW, never before have i seen two kids start freestyle before in the middle of a school where theres like teachers and stuff, at least half the school was gathered around.
 
ive seen it happen before. one of the guys on your team is from oakland (hes white too) and he fucking throws down in freestyles...so sic
 
i was chillin at a party one time, a few kids were beat boxin and a few kdis flowing, then outa nowhere this crazy 6 ft emo H junkie walks up and flows it so sick the beat broke and well all just stoped and stared
 
happened like every day at my school in New York. we had this hillarious Jewish teacher who used to be a stand up comedian he could seriously take any kid on. he made this kid that freestyles every day cry in a freestyle rap. it was seriously funny.
 
we have freestyle fridays at our school where everyone goes to the gym and watches kids freestyle. some of them are good and some suck. by the way, jewish rappers are so hot right now!
 
in physics if you are late (this is in college in a 200 person class room) you have to freestyle about something the teacher tells you to
 
Those happen all the time at my school cause all the black kids hang out in one hallway. If you walk through youll see a buff ass african named boyma making beats on the trash can, and all the black kids freestyle each other.
 
they happend back in the day...made this really skinny smart kid fucking popular as shit.

before like nobody gave 2 shits about him.

then he started doing this things and became super COOL
 
I live in Montana, so I would probably die of laughter if I saw some kids freestyling. That is, only if they didn't get killed by some crazy right-winger hicks first.
 
All these posts are hilarious because I go to school in the "Dairy Capital of Canada" (Woodstock, Ontario) and we have 2 black kids in our entire school and one of them is half black half polish,. So seeing antthing that anyone here mentioned would be absolutly crazy
 
at my school only scene kids can flow, all the wiggers and black kids cant rhyme worth anything, and all these kids in girls jeans can rhyme for minutes on end, its kinda amusing.
 
my freinds used to do that in the cafateria. they would pretend to have swords in there hand and dual across the room jumping from table to table.

also, i enjoy walking up to people, them freestyling , then me just busting out vanilla ice lyrics.
 
MATISYAHU

There was this one retarded kid named Matt who used to freestyle. People used to gather aroudn him and he would bust out a long, studdered out rap. So what he studdered? the kid could rap out any Insane Clown Posse song you wanted: perfectly. I tell ya he was one smelly kid.
 
edvert is the dopest rapper ever

his battler was like " You asian, you must have a small weiner, We goin drop bombs on yo ass just like hiroshima"

and edvert was like, " fuck my wiener, fuck hiroshima u americans bout to get nuked by fukin North korea!"
 
i did it. in the upper commons with a stage and a mic and a band. and battled a kid in front of almost the whole school. i pretty much killed him
 
its died down now but kids used to freestyle battle everyday after lunch...funny shit cause they couldnt but theyd come up with this stupid shit that wouldnt rhyme and just to be stupid everyone else would be like OHHHHHHH!!!

funny shit
 
FORGOT to mention this, freestyler number one is QTIP= white most wigger kid at our school, probably almost at mick d level except he smiles once in a while. freestyler number two is Isaac= black kid who is one of the coolestguys in the school.

WINNER ISSSS...............ISAAC!!
 
if anyone has ever seen the chappelles show with the guy that rapped and ended all his rhymes with "oops pow surprise" then you'll understand. but anyways this kid used to battle at school and he'd do that.

hed be like:

"I can’t see it, I’m blind to the eyes,I came up in your face oops pow surprise!"
 
ya when i lived in Las Vegas my high school had the afro-american hallway and them fools would trash can beat it up and other kids would throw down the ryhmes. good times.
 
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