inspired my immortal technique and 50
i fuck mad bitches and i cop mad ass,
cuz a nigga like me needs a place to crash,
im street tuff with two "f" s and i attack my prey,
but dont you dare get too close if your fucking gay,
i approach the houses from the fucking side door,
kick em open drop a bomb then fucking hit the floor,
gas fumes escape and the house goes dark,
no signs of life but a muffled dogs bark,
so i enter the kitchen and im hungry as fuck,
cop my ass some fried chicken and some vietnamese duck,
load my weapon go upstairs,
to see a momma full of tears,
so i beat her in her face and then i jizz in her hair,
is that enough "hell no" is what i say to myself,
this fine ass bitch has got a kid around here,
i search a couple rooms and i spot the girl,
fat ass nasty bitch makes me wanna hurl,
so i do, but not the kind that you are thinking of,
i hurl her out the window is this getting fucked up?,
the rope fucking breaks cuz the bitch is so big,
and she hits the ground with the force of a navy rig,
so i shoot the mom and then make my escape,
when i suddenely realize that ive made a mistake,
i turn around and look at the woman i fucked,
turns out this stupid bitch was my mother, oh fuck???!!
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yeah i was masturbating once and my mom walked in on me and saw everything. it freaked me out when the door flew open and for some reason it scared my into cuming. so my mom saw me cum... _SimonFiller