Freestyle Battle.

Ghost

Ghost

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Just keep it going, honkey.

I declare a battle,

I'll march you into the meat grinder like cattle,

Who out there wants to challenge this?

The snake will hiss as it injects the venom with a kiss.

Raised underground with gnomes,

Straight from the pits of the catacombs.

And here you thought the streets were rough,

My crew makes yours look like powder puffs.

But its not all about with whom you roll,

Or how you smoke a thousand bowls.

It's about keeping it real,

Stayin alive while you deal.

When it comes down to it,

You gotta work for what you get.

No one will be there to watch your back,

While you're on the street sellin crack.

The man will come to hold you down,

Waiting for you to slip, so he can throw you in the pound.

Staring at the wall from cell block 8,

Was dealing worth it, you contemplate.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
battle? schmattle, now some word's i'm 'a' rattle

tell everyone your freestyle's whack like a tattle

run up in the joint like john wayne on the saddle

leave marks on yo ass like a frat boy paddle

underground? like topsoil maybe

i be underground like china baby

with crews on both sides of the great great wall

but 6 feet under's where i'll leave all y'all

but the depth of my footprint don't make no diff

cuz i'll blow your head back like a 3 ounce spliff

put you on the ground, make you jealous of a doormat

now what, just what, do you think about that?

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
hahaha. pure genius. you actually had some pretty tight lines in there. well done man.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
white people cant rap

so we should all be given the clap

for falling into this trap

unless youre atmosphere or eminem or something...

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
My name is Tim, im kinda dim, when it comes to basketball im above the rim, when someone calls me gay i kick them in the shin. Skiing is the shit, my friends legit, right now i really have to take a shit.

Yeah thats pretty retarded..

Farp for Life.

'Id like to please ask our contestants to refrain from using ethnic slurrs, ok so on with the show, here we have Mr. Connery wi...'

'You think your so smart Alex Trebek with your Greasy hair and your Dego mustache.'

'what did i just say about ethnic slurrs!?'

 
do da dah diggidy doom

zing zang zingiddy boom

hee haw, ching chang choo

i am asian, so f u

Land Shark EEEEE EEEEEEE EEEEEEE
 
yeah one time my friend and i just ''rapped'' forever...and this is how i said i had to go to bed...

Hey, let's go.

Take it deeper, bro.

Make it deep, make it flow.

You know i gotta go.

Hit the bed, rest my head.

I gotta get up later, shake out this lead.

Hey buddy, I'll talk to you in a while.

I gotta go, kids, gotta peace out in style.

But I gotta jet, you know I hope you sleep good.

The beds calling my name, gotta get back to the hood.

Word up, cool kids, i'll hit you up,

To talk about 24's, escalades, ho's and all that fun stuff.

Keep it chill don't do anything whack,

and im out now...gonna hit the sack.

-i ski hard and drink harder-

peace...in the middle east, what...
 
i am going to eat you like the hippo in congo

then i am gonna bang yo sista lika bongo

oh no my dicks to long to blow

flow like the tv show

you might i think my lyrics are raw

yall might not think that when im rippin of yo jaw

bitch i am from marheeho

yall gotta keep up with my wicked wild cowboy style

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i met larry david , AND I KICKED HIM IN THE BALLS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
this aint freestyle. if you wirte it down its poetry

heres my poem

roses are red, the violets are black, why is your chest as frlat as you back

felt like a big man pushing that kid around!

shes talking to her invisible friend, God

adrian
 
roses are blue violets are red this poem is mixed up and so is your head.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you....but the roses are wilting the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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Picture a pasture open to all. It is expected that each herdsman willl try to keep as many cattle on the pasture. when a herder adds a cow to the pasture, he reaps the benefits of a larger herd. Meanwhile the cost of the animal - damage done to the pasture - is divided among all the herdsmen....... the herdsmen are getting nervous. putting more cattle on the pasture isnt helping anyone. (mental commons)

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ok. im gonna go play. down by the bay. eat some hay?? i can make things out of clay... i just may.

Hardcore drug abuse.....so hot right now. -west
 
I suck at this shit,

so i think i'll just slit -

my own throat

before i embarrass myself even mo'

.. or i'll keep going perhaps

unless you decide to bust some caps -

on my ass

because I'm so terrible:

it's unbearable

- so i'll my rhymes will cease to unfurl

.. goodbye cruel world

Anti-Flag

-Whats so fucking wrong, and whats so anti-establishment about the idea of peace? Why is wanting to know the truth so anti establishment?

These aren't anti-establishment ideas, these are Pro fucking peace ideas-

all girls should swallow and enjoy anal sex - Lateralis

 
this thread is even gayer the we all had hoped

but when i die i hope i die on a diff'rent note.

casue ns is getttin, gettin reall fucked uup

but if i went to fs.com then id be kickin my self in the nut

so this is my story to everyone out there

remeber my name casue someday you will care

for i am irotate the king of the stupid post

but this one wins for the time being, lets give him a toast.

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mario doesn't need that shit, he can stomp his own game with out no mother fucking dinosaur horse. bich.

-alpentalik
 
I log on to NS

When I wanna hang out

Talk shit, talk skiing

with dudes i know nothing about

some people take credibility

away from Harvey's creation

make the newschooler nation head for the bus station

cause they are like a stain

we gotta get some shout

to the door with these posers, show them the route

kick 'em to the streets, we can do without

I explain, you complain,

girl scout you must be inane,

everybody knows you can't contain the T-train

girl you know its true
 
good ^ except for the girl scout. wtf was that

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mario doesn't need that shit, he can stomp his own game with out no mother fucking dinosaur horse. bich.

-alpentalik
 
it drives me insane all thoseplayed out names,

thinkin ther skiing is game cant accepit to be lame.

bombin up greens like a choo choo train. only the real niggaz keep me sane for there style there steez there hands at therr kneez. you poh mofo be climbing the trees and drinkg your wee like your best r.kell did with the fiftenzz. or maybe ill skool you like kindergarten and shame you liek the japanise gardens i dont hate for no fuckin reason but if you whak son, i leave ya a bleedin...

SNAPZ

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give american girls alcohol and theyll do anything, they turn into raging sluts who freak out when they see a cock and just have to gobble it down.............and thats the way girls should be. Lateralis

 
strode is my new favorate rapper....!!!!

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give american girls alcohol and theyll do anything, they turn into raging sluts who freak out when they see a cock and just have to gobble it down.............and thats the way girls should be. Lateralis

 
Me calling you a girl scout is an insult, unless you wear the skirt, sash, and hat and sell me cookies. If that is so, put me down for two boxes of those minty things.

girl you know its true
 
All these kids, trying to spit a line

they just buyin' time

for a rhyme they can't design.

True players just spit the truth

don't need any gold on their front tooth

pretending to grow up in the hood without a roof

while living in the suburbs

it's all good as long as there's no others

out to rhyme a line, out to make a dime

We all just living here, one second at a time.

In the end we're all skiers

not queers,

Don't be something you're not

your time's up

you're about to get caught.

We'll come down like agent orange

and now I've got to quit 'cause nothing rhymes with orange.

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'In my country, first you get the sugar...Then you get the power...Then you get the women.' (Homer Simpson)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
man oh man...we gotts some ganstas getting all up in yall grill in here.

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Picture a pasture open to all. It is expected that each herdsman willl try to keep as many cattle on the pasture. when a herder adds a cow to the pasture, he reaps the benefits of a larger herd. Meanwhile the cost of the animal - damage done to the pasture - is divided among all the herdsmen....... the herdsmen are getting nervous. putting more cattle on the pasture isnt helping anyone. (mental commons)

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fa sizzle da nizzle. this blattle is all myizzle i gots this down like womizzle on my penizzle, downizzle all nighizzle wordddddddd to your motheizzlle, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sizzle

some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
 
If you want to live to be old,

You best do what you're told,

and stay away from strangers.

Don't know who I am? Well let me begin.

in 95' served in Kabul as a ranger.

A cloud of dirt filled the streets,

tanks rolled in and the battle heats,

Civilians awol as bullets grazed.

Tears fill eyes as houses crumble ablazed.

My team savagely gundowned,

All I could hear was the sound,

Lead pierced flesh, the hellish shrieks induced,

An army of one, courageous soldiers reduced,

to fragile men on their knees,

that day, lives were taken by the enemy with ease.

Crouched in the sand behind a beat up ford,

I witnessed a scene of absolute horrid.

Reminiscent of how my younger days be,

My heart grew cold, so now this don't phase me.

Long ago, became immune to pain and strife,

An enemy creeps up so I reach for my rife-,

Fool thinks he'll catch me by surprise,

But if only he could look into my eyes.

If he did then he'd come to realize,

With each step, he's closer to his demise.

Fed up with the wait, I arise.

In the dirt my gun lies.

He smirks as his arrogance amplfies.

Silence as the noise around us dies.

Staring me down he deems he's won this war,

Little did he know he's befallen into my lure,

I begin to count, 1, 2, 3, 4

Jumping over the car, as fire engulfs his core,

You see, this whole time a grenade with his name was resting on the floor.

So talk all you want,

Dance around and render your frivolous taunt.

But remember most of all,

Pride comes before fall.

A grenade with your name,

will await patiently before it puts you to shame.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
this is a copy cat of the post on boardpass. waste of time

-getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery-
 
skiseb, first of all, I've never been to boardpass so I wouldn't know. Secondly, these types of battles have been going on here at ns far longer than you have. and lastly, what is a waste of time? If you call writing down verses a waste of time, then you might as well tell all the poets, lyricists, and story writers out there to get a life.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
ghost dragon explain that. is it about what ?

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Picture a pasture open to all. It is expected that each herdsman willl try to keep as many cattle on the pasture. when a herder adds a cow to the pasture, he reaps the benefits of a larger herd. Meanwhile the cost of the animal - damage done to the pasture - is divided among all the herdsmen....... the herdsmen are getting nervous. putting more cattle on the pasture isnt helping anyone. (mental commons)

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astomp, it's not a true story, it's just something I wrote for this here freestyle battle.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
that was sick. i was hooked.

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Picture a pasture open to all. It is expected that each herdsman willl try to keep as many cattle on the pasture. when a herder adds a cow to the pasture, he reaps the benefits of a larger herd. Meanwhile the cost of the animal - damage done to the pasture - is divided among all the herdsmen....... the herdsmen are getting nervous. putting more cattle on the pasture isnt helping anyone. (mental commons)

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back in my cell in 5 glock

block 7 or 9 like 2,4,6,8

anticipate the coming elmo

to sell mo' drugs

chinese rugs

taste like deep fried kitten

the book was written

bout' oscar the grouch

he made his dick say ouch

left 5 dolla unda the couch

10 more reasons why bigbirds gay

fuckin' bitches

ms. hooper come to me

while i cum on you

mr. hooper is a cunt ass jew

mess wit my crew

and i fuck up you/

backslash bitches\\\

skanks dirty britches

covered in puss

dont know what all teh fuss is

me and dirty niz

seaseme street krew

cookie monster love

bitches bow down

come all bitches

so i can fuck you

///seaseme///streeet\\\\\\what\\\

'Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choka a' bitch?'
 
GhostDragon! wins by deafult No one can beat his style!

DNA stands for Dogs Never Admit, its a game about dogs that you interview that have done serious crimes and you try to get them to admit to anything, oh and its in 3d and dolby digital 5.0-Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

 
ghost dragon should send those lyrics to swollen members, sounds like their style

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line skis- because skiing needs a future

'Two weeks pass and not a stool in sight. By now, I have to go real fucking bad, but the kids won't jump in the pool. I can't even sit down like a normal person; uncomfortable as a ass virgin in prison' - alpentalik

 
i thnk its a poem

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mario doesn't need that shit, he can stomp his own game with out no mother fucking dinosaur horse. bich.

-alpentalik
 
i aint dwn w/ the biches im all fo the hoes/ fuk thE vagina wE blow straight up thE nosE/ aftr wE donE fukn'/ hang em by ther toes/ i got somE dopE lyrics/ and evrybody noes/

speshuL
 
OHHHH SNAPZZZZZ there were no rangers in kabul in 95

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give american girls alcohol and theyll do anything, they turn into raging sluts who freak out when they see a cock and just have to gobble it down.............and thats the way girls should be. Lateralis

 
i can't take credit for this one, but i thought if no one's ever heard this track it's appropriate. done by a cat named akrobatik from bwoston.

Verse One

The internet's your medium of choice

cause nobody really wants to hear your corny ass voice

You ain't a MC just because you could type

On the mic in real life your ass'll get sniped

You a man with a mouse who can't rock the house

Jerkin off to gay porn while wearin your girl's blouse

You know you never seen no real life fame

So you're lookin for some recognition through a screen name

No threat, y'all ain't the pro set

Rappin ten years and not a paid show yet

I love to get online and shine and drop bombs

but my music can be found on more than dot coms

Your website gets a whole lot of hits

but in the real world son you ain't sayin shit

Cats run they mouth on AOL

but everytime they drop a twelve inch, they don't sell

You love the anonymnity, you hide behind the shadow

Always tryin to get someone to chatroom battle

Cryin cause heads only rhyme one syllable

Who made the rule you gotta use every millisec

because it's fillable?

I'ma snatch your webmaster, break both his legs

Post it on your site, format it as .jpeg's

Rip you on your own site and sign your guestbook

then go into your chatroom and leave the rec shook

What percent of these rappers can compete? (Nil)

Reboot they whole shit, control-alt-delete

Yo, you can have a PC and a Mac

but you internet MC's can't see AK

Verse Two

Carpal tunnel syndrome, can't make a fist

I rip every MC on your buddy list

Show the light to you so bright that your eyesight fail

Now you doin all your correspondence through eBraile

Cats get online and start all types of static

But heads without computers know whassup with Akrobatik (true dat)

cause I rock real mics in real life

Rip real crowds, real shows, real sights

Plus your anonymous gab, it don't bother me

I don't give a fuck if you got AOL or Prodigy

Your crew screams that you the illest of all time

when your only fans are all your nerdy friends that rhyme

And even if you was nice, no one'll ever hear

cause you in front the keyboard too much to develop your career

(Say word) And half of y'all is just teenagers

You don't know jack about what rippin up the stage is

So I'ma get a crew of online MC pirates (right)

Infect all your computers with a flesh-eatin virus (uh-huh)

Chew up all your fingers so you can no longer type (say what?)

then expose you like a flaw when you approach the open mic

So internet MC's, head my advice

Online keystyles don't make you nice

Bring it to the streets and start to rabble rousin

Sincerely yours, Akro 2000

What percent of these rappers can compete? (Nil)

Reboot they whole shit, control-alt-delete

Yo, you can have a PC and a Mac

but you internet MC's can't see AK

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
I'm sorry, Have I been inconsiderate?

You hate on internet mc's, is it because you're illiterate?

If you haven't learned by now, a verse is a verse,

And if you keep runnin your mouth, you'll find yourself in the back of a hurse.

Pick a place, pick a time,

and I'll pick you apart as I commit this crime.

I'll utter some meticulous rhymes in front of your mic,

You'll stutter some rediculous lines and the crowd be like,

'Get this kyke off the stage',

'and bring back the lyrical sage'

I'll Slash you into pieces with my primal rage.

Look, I may be jerkin my gerkin off to the porn,

But there's something you should know about last morn,

You see, this girl's blouse beside my bed,

Is your girls', she forgot it after I got some head.

What's this about recognition and paid shows?

I could care less, about selling out for the hoes.

You sold your soul and now sleep with the foes.

This petty cash has clouded your mind,

Look deeper and you will find,

The real spirit of rap comes from the heart,

you aren't a rapper you just play the part.

Hiding behind shadows? Not my technique.

I'll create the shadows with my mystique.

Now behold as I mangle verse 2,

It doesn't take much to do.

What's this about carpal tunnel and a fist?

Sounds like your hot date with a 70 year old gynecologist.

My eyesights far from failing,

if it was, then how'd I see you and richard simmons railing?

Keep on talking, and with each word you keep nailing,

Your coffin shut, now go ahead and dig yourself a hole,

Try to be a rapper, try to play the role.

And While you're at it, grab your online pirates,

What were there names again? Dirk and fritz?

We're gonna have to ask you to please step away from the mic,

Because we all know you're a hot rapper. psyche.

I'm done.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
I eat your pussy like tuna, this bitch seam to be a late bloomer. She is tight like my rhymes, and i like to fucker her all the time. She may only be 6 but im like R kelly so i took a piss. Her parents found out so they called the cops, now im on the run liveing in a cardboard box. I may be 43 but the young girls flock to me.

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken

Reporting for Duty with a Spork in one hand and a Porno in the other
 
akrobatik is tight.

i'd rather not embarass myself by rapping though.

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'becuz atomick gives him more sstickerz so he is more spansczord'

-YAMATOM9 on why Mikael Deschaneux would go to Atomic
 
^^bahahahaha where did you get that from andy. ghost dragon,that was a sick rhyme

i may be 5 foot 3 but i got a big pee pee

my rhymes make little children go wheeee

thats because my name starts with a g

misty7 likes the 6 year olds

thats because they got rear colds

being like michael jackson doesnt make you bold

i suck

will you be my mommy-Ralph wiggins

harvey knows all
 
props to gd

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mario doesn't need that shit, he can stomp his own game with out no mother fucking dinosaur horse. bich.

-alpentalik
 
Holy shit, J. That was sooo good. Mucho props.

GhostDragon's not just an internet MC, he does freestylin' in the 4runner, too, haha.

-Sdot Odot

'haha it got deleted i guess that not tolerated unless your name is stef. lol oh i just noticed freezy is logged in no wonder' -lj5
 
damn... id ask your parents if you have any black in your family. cause that was tooo good.

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give american girls alcohol and theyll do anything, they turn into raging sluts who freak out when they see a cock and just have to gobble it down.............and thats the way girls should be. Lateralis

 
^He's black at heart. Even ask him.

-Sdot Odot

'haha it got deleted i guess that not tolerated unless your name is stef. lol oh i just noticed freezy is logged in no wonder' -lj5
 
Just make up a little flow

It's so simple yo

just start thinking and go

you'd never know

that these kids ain't runnin' from the po'

they just wastin' time while waitin' for a show

give them some dough

and they'll spit something you never heard befo'

That's all they know

keep it simpo

and always be-ware of hippos

those things will kill your punk ass, bro

I gotta go now

I just saw a cow

them things don't meow

just sit there, big fat ol' sow

keep rhyming kiddies,

peace.

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'In my country, first you get the sugar...Then you get the power...Then you get the women.' (Homer Simpson)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
kids sit down and listen to me speak

because your rhyming skills are chiming,

'im pretty damn weak'

so quit posin notes like you know whats up

cuz the 8-0-2 ain't givin a fuck

maybe its because you're rhymin without rocksteady beats

cuz you're only rhythm is you're little fingers punchin on keys

but theres no flow to be had when you're typing your shit-

hyping your shit but you aint even writing your shit

your probably jus copping lyrics another mc

then again your skills suck, so how could that be?

you're just lackin a little bit of that creative intuition

while im mackin your girl setting her up in position

to tee off on her coochie like j.f.cusson

railin her poochie with just a tube top on

so back to my thesis im hopin you hear what i say

because this whack online rap off is fckin mad gay

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-steve

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.

born to shine at home and over border lines.]
 
i pee on ur face but i dont care..

i take off ur little sisters underwear

shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee

so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.

shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.

r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game

Crazy midget productions

Dynastar

UP-IN-Arms
 
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