Freestyle battle!

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tahoeskier

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Alright, that other post was getting real gay. I was just talkin shit about casper so I could use something to rhyme about. I have no problem with him or anybody else who was actually writing their own stuff. This forum is is to show those dumb plagerizing fags like punkrawk what real freestyle is about so dont even bother replying if youre not gonna come up with your own shit.

I put the needle to my Super Duck

then i slap you fakes around like a hockey puck

talkin shit sayin youre rhymes be fantastic

but i see through you and youre fake as plastic

these rhymes be drastic

watch my rhyme span stretch like elastic

your style be more ancient than jurassic

And everybody knows the only real emcees

Only come fresh out the bay and central cali

Talkin bout a scratchwar an ya wanna challenge me

My rhymes be non stop like infinity

but your stlye be repetetive, like kinko's copies

My beats come with a lesson and youll see

Its like a turntable fable and the moral is:

Ill whop your ass any day

so ill grab my geminis if you wanna play

Im the storm comin in and youre skies are turning gray

Thought you could start shit

but ya didnt know i was born and raised in the Bay

My styles made fresh for you the newschoolers

You thought i was cold but im gettin even cooler.

I know your robbin all your rhymes

like criminals robbin jewlers

youre like lyrical slaves

and now youre bowing to your ruler

So if you really want to hear me, come to tahoe

Now you all know that my flow is non stop

youl quickly come to learn i always come outon top

So if you wanna know the secret to real hip hop

Its mad steeze, just like these, that you have to drop

Try to find an unoriginal line in that! My shit is real. any one word lines were just too long to fit in the last line so dont let it throw the flow off.

 
fuck you! thats not no rappin! alpentalik is the cool rapper, him and the laid back nuetral mcs

eaight?!

Bottom line everything sucks -Seth Morrison

free the heel!

dynastar is better than line i cant chage my screen name without losing my precious posts:( freeskiing is not a crime. washington represent! jonny moseley sucks! DOH!

Duffman can't breath ooh yah! That brown spot needs a little h20 ooh yah! snowlerblder hater.
 
dude that's a fuckin' poem, get a life.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabb Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*
 
C'mon thug. represent the west side.

We all know that the westside

is the best side.

Home of snoop dogg, dr dre.

and the world's most dangerous group, the n.w.a.

We have tahoe,

Where you can find your tall hoes,

and

Mammoth has got the terrain,

that will make you go insane.

Will corrupt your brain,

Put your name to shame,

I give up.

Want to see my wang?

Yo yo. represent, outlaws.

 
Yo yo yo sup' dawgs, schlong here bringing you the message from the ghettos!

Man how can you tell someone's rapping skills without music and just the words.

Getting caught with your penis up an Elephant's ass is about as much fun as AIDS
 
yo im so dope, at least i would hope, only 14, bring in more crouds than the queen. I got a ballin court in my room, and im down with the shroom, i got penis collasus, i like the style of crosses, runnin round town with a sharpie pen, taggin it up like an egg from a hen

Don of the Calgary Jib Family

Keep on Keepin on
 
man, you'v got to be fucking stupid if you think you need a beat or any kind of music at all to freestyle, And their was nothing ghetto about that. I fucking loved it. PROPS to tahoe skier.

 
Ya know I truck when I ski, but I fucked up my knee. So yo I'm gonna take it ease and smoke some more trees. ya know my steez.

But I'm not trying to front, I'm hung like an elephant, riding in the elements while rhyming with intelligence. YO!

'Fletcher is the shit, man' -larose
 
soy.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
numbers numbers numbers...?

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
your from oakland?...I know dope writers in the bay.

FUCK YO MOM, FUCK YO MAMAS MAMA, FUCK THE BEASTIE BOYS AND THE DALI LAMA
 
wait, oaklands 510 right? where the fuck is 530?

FUCK YO MOM, FUCK YO MAMAS MAMA, FUCK THE BEASTIE BOYS AND THE DALI LAMA
 
yes, oakland is 510. Now if im out of 530 and my name is tahoeskier, I wonder where 530 might be. and im just messin around when im droppin numbers but sombody asked

 
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