"Freeskiing" Wikipedia entry

I once tried to write a short article on the pretzle man, but it was quickly deleted for some reason. Wikipedia doesn't seem to be too receptive to our sport.
 
read the page on simon, its hilarious. something tells me someone on here had something to do with it too...
 
"Fat skis", skis with a width of 90+mm, at the waist of the ski, are also used by freeskiers. Fat skis can be twin tipped, but are normally used in off-piste (not groomed), or backcountry terrain."

Don't get me started.

 
Also, this thread, and the Wikipedia page could potentially become very fun and epic very quickly.
 
The question that troubles most freeskiers at night is how to get to

Chad's Gap from the Alta parking lot, and "doesn't blowing up a gap

just make it bigger"

Freeskiing is owned by Tom Wallisch

haha

 
apparently its actually referred to as "newschool skiing"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_school_skiing
 
The end of the entry now reads:

Surface, Volkl, Atomic, and BV skis and www.bringvictory.com, aswell as the most popular brand, Burton Skis, who's Hyphy Sticks are set to revolutionize ski construction. Gapers RULE! The addition of Mega-MO has progressed the sport dramatically. HAHAHA PLUS K TO WHOEVER PUT THE MEGO MO THING
 
"Todd Wallnuts who has just landed a revollutionary daffy 360. it is a daffy with a 360 degree spin"

NICE!!! I could never even fathom this trick!
 
"Freeskiers use skis with tips on both sides. This is because they cant

decide whether or not to go forwards or backwards and often they like

to take part in the pleasures of the snowboard park. Some of these

"twintipper" skis have rebellious designs such as snowboarders,

helicopters, or 80s themes. When skis go above a underfoot length of

110 mm they become fat skis. Fat skis are used primarily on piste and

in the snowboard park because the allow the skier to float better in

the air."

pretty much how it works.
 
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Seriously. I think it shouldn't be corrected, but just made completely more ridiculous by using every single stereotype possible.
 
From the Simon Dumont wiki page:

He has participated in many freestyle events, mostly big air and halfpipe and is part of Team America along with American freestyle God Todd Walnuts, the Pretzel Man, the King of Afterbang, at the Jon Olsson Super Session in March 2009 and probably many events to come.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Dumont
 
this is the dumont wiki thread now

He was featured in the January 24, 2008 issue of a gay porn magazine on the X Games:

He first became recognized at the X Games when he was fifteen. At seventeen, he won his first gold medals. At age eighteen, he was critically injured in a failed jump at Park City. Which was sick! The video of that crash -- he plummets eighty feet to the ground -- became an internet phenomenon. Dumont admits he's lucky to be alive. He fractured his pelvis and ruptured his spleen, but just six weeks later he returned to the slopes. Dumont, 21, figures he's got five years of freestyle left in him. "Then I'd like to go backcountry and start landing in powder," he says. "It doesn't hurt so much."

In 2008, Jon Olsson and Simon Dumont announced their involvement in a new open freeskiing event, the North American Open, at Breckenridge, CO.

On Monday, April 22, 2008, Dumont was a guest on the Ellen DeGeneres Show where he discusses his world record setting performance at Sunday River. He has participated in many freestyle events, mostly big air and halfpipe and is part of Team America along with American freestyle God Todd Walnuts, the Pretzel Man, the King of Afterbang,who recently did a 360 daffy, at the Jon Olsson Super Session in March 2009 and probably many events to come.
 
what a butt load of lies it makes us look like we came straight out of a stinky ass of a snowboarder.
sure we have them to thank for the side cut and bow in our skis but we could still do all we do on a pair of straight 70's and 80's planks
 
i just reread the Dumont article who changed the dumon cup entry?

it reads:

"Every year at Sunday River Simon Dumont hosts a contest for skiers

ranging in age from about 8 to 18. A specific course is set out for the

contest with a combination of rails, boxes, and jumps. All people

entering have a chance to qualify for the final few runs with pro

skiers like Simon, and have a chance to win a spot on the podium. First

place wins $10,000. The winner of the 2009 Dumont Cup was American

freestyle God Tom Wallisch, (Also known as "The Pretzel Man" or "The

King of Afterbang")Many compare Tom Wallisch, the American Freestyle

God, to Jesus and other Great prophets and philosophers throughout

history."
 
i added a little to it
Freeskiing is owned by Tom Wallisch. He is known for his afterbang move, pee in her butt. In addition he is loves to wear his robe and wizard hat but has been inactive due to broken ankles.
 
thats the reason why your teachers told you to dont thrust all the stuff that are on wiki. Theres always a part of crap in the definition, but you have to know the subjet very well to see it
 
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