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Crystal-needs-a-park

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ok, so i haven't done laundry in like a month and my boxer reserves have run out. pants and t-shirts are still holding out though... for a bit. i'm hoping to make it to this weekend at least when i'm going home so my i can try and pawn laundry off on my parents. well, when the boxers ran out i had to make a decision: waste a couple hours going back and forth to the laundry room, or go commando. and you know what? commando kicks ass.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
just turn them inside out, unless you havent already done that

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
I'll quote my AIM profile:

(fuck off it's not just losers who quote themselves)

'I just want you all to know that I think underwear is completely unecessary and I choose to not wear underwear a majority of the time.'

Underwear: WHO NEEDS IT?!

-Lauren

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania...

 
i actually do not see a point in underwear like.. what does it do? nothing.. so fuck it

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

What time is it... saturday?

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
 
so ive learned, and i considered doubling back but that seemed an inferior strategy.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
Freeballin' is awesome, however there is a necessary use for underwear. When you're trying on new jeans.....for the love!!...please have a layer between you and the clothes!!

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'It's the homeboy shopping network. We got car stereos, we got car alarms, and if you act now...we could probably get the car!'
 
cant you get like infections and shit? its probably worse for girls tho, having an exposed axe gash against denim with lint in it

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
how would you get infections? its all cotton

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
Well I'll wear underwear when I am wearing really tight denim, but I don't wear very tight denim or anything very often.

-Lauren

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania...

 
so obviously you guys don't run or play action sports or you'd see that there really is one hell of a need for underwear. Either that or you have incredibly small knackers, god, grow up you retards.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabba Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

%Jesus Is My Homeboy%
 
underwear is the essencse of life,

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
i never wear underwear EXCEPT when i am playing soccer or skiing or something active. when we were in hs, our track coach told us this story about his friend who ran commando, and one day, his nuts bounced wrong, and his vas deferens got tied up, and he had to have one amputated. since then i am very careful to have a pair of drawers on hand when im doing sports, but outside of that, i dont think there is a reason, and to me it just feels more comfortable.

mark

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'

 
its finals week... i dont need anything... but yes, for athletic activity, the commando is a little dangerous

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
haha, i would vouch for the freeballin but im wearing carharts right now. yeah, thatd be a once in a lifetime experience. ouch

'This one goes out to all the depressed women in the house.

Whether you taken the Prozac, the Zanax, or the Pax, or whatever the hell they put in the caps.

I want y'all to come up to the front of the stage, grab me a shot of something along the way.

Put a smile on the front of your head.'
 
u gota support um man, good way to get hernias too. My friend went commando one day at soccer and he twisted his nuts. he went into shock he weas in soo much pain and pukin and shit so the aid car came and rushed him into emergency surgery. so id advise supporting ur balls

new look zrs race bindings for sale, din 7-17, $250 US, send me a msg if u want um
 
have you guys ever strained a nut skiing? IT sucks so bad it happened to me when i landeedonce and i about died

(trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)

 
I think the rule is: anything with a zipper requires a underwear. everything else freeball it. you have all seen the movie somthing about mary, right?

 
haha, its the frank and the beans in there.

but during the summer i rarely wear underwear, always board shorts or regular bathing suits, but i always cut out the ball sac sac. but when you run while free-ballin, you're in for a world of pain, the bouncin around is murder.

oh, and when im skiing i always wear underwear, cause i find that when you land flat off a big jump, your nuts try to stretch away and hurt like a mo

Whats the difference between a screwdriver and Bill Clinton?

A screwdriver screws and turns, Bill Clinton screws interns

He who dares wins
 
ouch i hate that when u land flat and ur nuts try and keep going and then just stop. it racks ur nuts and give you excrusiating pain, i hate it

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
no pee has ever came out, i landed flat after doing a perfect 5 then i fell to the ground and no one knew why until they came to see, i told them i smashed my nuts against the side of my leg so i was there for a good 5 minutes

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
commoando is the best...download the song 'the underpants song' by PYX 106 (radio station) hilarious song

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

-kevan

 
well i just lost my laundry card so im looking at at least another 3 days of sack sovereignty

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
I only wear underwear when I'm turned on because otherwise I get a wet spot and shit, thats just annoying.

Let's make like a tree and...bounce!
 
^hahahaha, that's awesome

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'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)

 
Speaking of, I'm commando now! The only reason I wear underwear during the week is because I have gym class everyday, but that'll be over in Jan. I could go change in the bathroom and all would be fine, but its the whole if you're jump roping or running then the shorts go up your butt. Skiing/snowboarding without underwear is fine and dandy, but you can't go without a bra or ya gotta hold yourself in place and that takes the fun outta things.

Join me in Whistler from June 20-26... it's gonna kick! :)

 
AHHH man skiing without a bra on actually kills. I don't know about you guys but I don't want to have saggy boobs when I'm 20.

-Lauren

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania...

 
i quite like the direction of this thread... how come all the chicks i know dont go commando?

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
that was a relavant post^

come on girls, you shouldnt be wearin bras. in recent studies of cultures where woman dont wear bras compared to cultures where they do, women who DONT wear bras are less likely to develop breast cancer.

i think its time to rebel, get out those lighters and burn those bras!

Whats the difference between a screwdriver and Bill Clinton?

A screwdriver turns in screws, and bill clinton screws interns.
 
Yeah we'll burn our bras and then we won't be able to ski/board, run, do any sports, and several other things. Not to mention that all you guys will have to deal with saggy boobed wives then. yeah, burn the bras... no

Join me in Whistler from June 20-26... it's gonna kick! :)

 
its all about the easy access baby

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
I play soccer and ski and run track all in regular boxers, so isnt that basically the same as commando? With the balls flapping all over the place

jibba jabba
 
its not AS bad, but still not as good as briefs. but boxers are definatley more comftorable for casual use

Whats the difference between a screwdriver and Bill Clinton?

A screwdriver turns in screws, and bill clinton screws interns.
 
theres nothing like the feel of an 'unfurnished basement.' but if you freeball, you expose your balls and ass, which sweat regularly, to your pants and pants take up way more space in the wash. so you'll soon see freeballin wont help your laundry dilemma in the long run, but it can ba a quick fix.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

im just gonna sling crystal meth so i dont have to get a real job and can afford to ski, with the way my senior year is goin though thats probably one of my few options

-switchskier88
 
haha 221 has discovered the eternal struggle i have with my laundry. usually, i just spray some axe on the 'undergarment' part of my pants, and call it clean. this only works if you have no ambition to meet pretty girls though.

mark

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'

 
freeballing can be very dangerous: anything with a zipper doesnt not allow going commando. plus, the temp has to be just right. if it's too cold you get hardcore coldness. if it's too warm, you sweat and things get nasty. freeballing is only cool in just the right temp in sweatpants or on a hot day in boardshorts

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-Brad, Representing the KPP

Lateralis on NS hate messages:

'ive had a few and i dont know why, ive never said anything bad to anyone'

 
freeballin = great

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~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
yah i had to stop sleeping naked cuz i thought scratching my ass through my sheets was kinda nasty

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
yeh commando is awesome, i support it fully

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I agree with the bra thing, ouch!...and wow, I didn't know so many guys went commando...I thought it was only a girl thing...

Let's make like a tree and...bounce!
 
''yeh commando is awesome, i support it fully''

lol...

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~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
hahahaha, i never woulda picked up on that

and you'd be surprised how many guys go commando, it jsut feels sooooo good, especially when you wear a kilt. a warm summer wind feels sooo good against your exposed loins

Whats the difference between a screwdriver and Bill Clinton?

A screwdriver turns in screws, and bill clinton screws interns.
 
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