Free Sweatshirt(s) [CONTEST]

[assface]

Yo so I'm driving down to LA in 2 or so weeks from Anchorage, AK via Vancouver, Seattle, Portland, SF, LA. I have all these sweatshirts I don't want. All size large.

Rules:

1. Whoever posts/messages me the best/funniest/most clever/ worst thing wins. And I'll give them a sweatshirt to their doorstep.

2. Sweatshirts are all size large. This is a rule

3. I'll give them to whoever I want to. NOT necessarily first come first serve.

4. You can only get one sweatshirt per person, unless you have a good reason I should give you more

5. No, I will not ship them. Even if you pay with money. If you aren't on the west coast, no sweater for you

6. If no one wins, or wants the sweaters, then who really cares, anyways.

A. Trew Hoodie (pic is hella fuzzy)



B. 2010 vancouver olympics hoodie



C. Momentum zip-up hoodie (zipper almost entirely works)

D. Oakley Crewneck

 

[Spagett+]

 

[assface]

yo im literally in africa right now canz i get one ?

only if you don't own a pair of shoes

 

[iFlip]

I'll give them a sweatshirt to their doorstep.

This sounds like a very cheap, very manipulative way to effectively creep on underage teen boys at home.

Sparknotes: OP is the reincarnation of Michael Jackson, just with less money.

 

[cornholio]

one of the worst things i can think of would be a t-shirt with an upside down pocket

 

[miroz]

That sounds like a dope trip dude! Have fun! Feel free to hit me up when you're in the Bay Area.

 

[OregonDead]

Have you ever watched a dog scare himself with his own fart?

 

[byubound]

Ayy I'm actually along the route for this trip

Now I just need to think of something clever

 

[assface]

one of the worst things i can think of would be a t-shirt with an upside down pocket

so far you're in the front of the pack, if not leading

Have you ever watched a dog scare himself with his own fart?

no. and my dog is old so this is kind of a sore subject

Ayy I'm actually along the route for this trip

Now I just need to think of something clever

this is honestly a pretty good one. definitely avant-garde

 

[byubound]

so far you're in the front of the pack, if not leading

no. and my dog is old so this is kind of a sore subject

this is honestly a pretty good one. definitely avant-garde

Hit me up when you come through Seattle homie

 

[BAYKUR]

I'm nowhere near your route but I think its awesome that you're doing this. Good luck!

 

[WhatTheHuck]

I fucked your dad

 

[assface]

man NSG really is less alive than it was when it was more alive

 

[.lencon]

Is idaho in your route? Probably not

 

[DirtYStylE]

When will you be passing through?

 

[DirtYStylE]

When will you be passing through?

I have a house in Bellingham and the lease is up at the end of August. Most of my roommates moved out already so Iv'e got some empty space for you to crash.

 

[Lé.Skiing]

...because if I don't do it, who will? sooo...

and...

for no reason.

Sorry, I just saw the "No money" thing and had the urge to post this..

Aside from that I'm interested to see where this goes.

 

[El_Barto.]

You should give me the Trew hoodie because I want it and I live in Portland.

and i have an incredibly small wang

 

[Mingg]

I'm may be a little drunk, but I swear to god that bear started to do the macarena at the end...

 

[assface]

I have a house in Bellingham and the lease is up at the end of August. Most of my roommates moved out already so Iv'e got some empty space for you to crash.

probably be through washington on the 26th or so

 

[assface]

leaving tomorrow from anchorage. if you posted anything here or not PM me your phone number, we might be in touch

 

[.CJ.]

I hope the contest is still open.

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that pussy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

 

[SterlingArcher]

leaving tomorrow from anchorage. if you posted anything here or not PM me your phone number, we might be in touch

What were you doing in Anchorage? Tell me you visited Kenai or Alyeska

 

[assface]

What were you doing in Anchorage? Tell me you visited Kenai or Alyeska

I live there

 

[assface]

Also I'm gonna be in portland for 8 hors. Who wants sweatshirts?

 

[assface]

Also I'm gonna be in portland for 8 hors. Who wants sweatshirts?

Starting now

 

[Daski]

I got a friend who moved out of my area (Michigan) with his family because his dad got a new job in Cali. He lives in the LA area and is in dire need of a sweatshirt. You should give him one

 

[rballs_]

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

I can't jelly my dick in your ass

 

[EvanWalz]

OPs a pussy and I can say this because I live in the midwest so none of this matters because I can't win.

 

[BBurt]

This is more fucked up than fingering your sister and finding your dads wedding ring...

 

[assface]

I got a friend who moved out of my area (Michigan) with his family because his dad got a new job in Cali. He lives in the LA area and is in dire need of a sweatshirt. You should give him one

well i got rushed and my car got broken into in portland. long story short i have all 4 left. tell him to pm me

 

[qyleberry]

I'll pay you 1 dollar for one free sweatshirt