I got a Snuggie for Christmas from my brother as a joke. I laughed, but was secretly stoked on the inside. I honestly couldn't wait to take it out and give it a go. So when everyone retreated back to their beds for some extra sleep, I pulled it out of the box. My excitement grew like a giddy kid waiting to play with his first remote control four wheeler. I stood there and slipped my arms through the sleeves, which are ginormous. ZAP! I got fucking got shocked. I ignored the 3 shocks after that as well. I sat down on the couch and thought "this is pretty legit, I'm all warm and can txt with ease". And then I leaned forward to check my email and a giant gust of wind came over my back and I was suddenly freezing. I had to lean back in order to be warm again. And then I realized I was hungry, so I thought I'd make some breakfast. I stood up and started to walk to the kitchen, but tripped over my Snuggie and smashed my face on the chair next to me, resulting in a bloody lip. I got so pissed off that I started to angrily take the Snuggie off, only to be zapped four more times. My excitement was now frustration. I marched to my brothers room and threw the giant wad of pink Snuggie at him and said, "Merry fucking Christmas!" and went back to the living room to snuggle under a real blanket.
Snuggies suck, and I wouldn't even want a free one. =)
