Free snuggies!!

i applied to get one. this better not turn out like the fucking swedish fish bullshit, i'm actually pumped on my free snuggie
 
the fact that once i clicked the link in the email it signed me up for the sites newsletter, and that the sites name is suzzly makes me very skeptical.
 
i opted not to get the newsletter. but it said it should be at my doorstep within 6 weeks haha. by then ill have forgotten about it
 
you had to confirm it by email, once i clicked it it brought me to the screen and it said thanks for signing up to our newsletter.
 
It didn't say anything about a survey for me, it says that it'll be shipped to my doorstep in 6 weeks.

Please work.
 
boom

"We may attempt to reach you via telephone to conduct a brief survey,

discussing your thoughts on the product received. Our phone call will

be placed shortly after receiving the product or sample, and should

last no more than 15 minutes. Our call will be placed between 10AM and

5PM, Monday to Saturday. If we do not receive an answer from our first

call, we will wait a few days and attempt a second. We will place a

maximum of 3 calls, at which point we may contact you via email asking

that you phone our offices. While this phone call is not mandatory, it

fuels our promotions and helps us continue to offer free products and

samples. It is for everyone's benefit that you take our brief survey."

i feel bad for the person with the phone number 123-456-7891
 
yeah you have to read the fine print. but fuck that im fine with a survey. it says they call after you recieve the snuggie so just ignore random calls for a while until they email you
 
anyone seen that new car commercial where there is the commercial for the snuggy, then the screen just gets torn up and theres a car sitting in the wilderness? fuck that was a good commercial fuck these things.
 
should i put down some random kids number and have them call him a ton of times?
 
i was gonna say the same thing. regarless i signed up for one. says it could take up to 6 weeks haha. holy shit.
 
ok i gave some kids number, who yelled at me on facebook today in caps and i told him to "calm down, who do you think you are, tanner hall?" and he never got it. long story short a package for tanner hall is arriving at my doorstep in 6 weeks, and that kids gonna get the call asking for him. i love myself
 
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