Free skier design a rail

skierdude67

skierdude67

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for those fo you that got your new issue of freeskier, you probably found the story abotu desging your own rail, mailign it in, and if you win they will build it, fly you to keystone, and ave you watch the pros kill themselves on it, my design rocks. jus thtought id share that

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yeah dude lets see it

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yeah so send it in and then show it to us so we wont steal it from you

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pros be afraid, be VERY afraid.

my idea behind this is. 1 at the USFO there was a trapazoid/kink combo so i decided to add on to it and at last years jibfest they had an 'elf toe' rail that was challenging a lot of pros. and i wanted to amke it long so its close to 80 ft. its kinda weird but challenging and intimidating if you were lookign at it.

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i live by keystone so i will get to see the rail anyways. haha, suckers

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that rail is retarded

they wont make it

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^ not to mention impossible.

One time I heard a skiboarder tell me they can have style. I shit my pants and ran home- West
 
ok, fine, you made me do this:

first, the physics of the rail are impossible. the first flat is 10 feet off the ground, then the second is 17, yet the section that connects the 2 is only 5 feet. there is no way to go from 10 feet to 17 feet with only 5 feet of rail, even if the kink is 90 degrees.

second, even if you fix that error, the speed you would need to actually make it up 20 feet, flat 10 feet, then up andother 5 feet and then 8 more feet flat, would be ridiculous. if you hit it with th proper speed you would definitely air the first flat and slam into the second up part, which would be a mess.

so now you are thinking 'ok maybe i'll slide the first up and gap to the top flat' sure you can do that, then drop to the next flat because you will be moving too fast to slide the down, and IF you survive that you will drop halfway into the last section and not make it through the 'elf toe' alive.

like i said that rail is retarded and they would never build something like that. i garauntee that it won't win

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also, with those rail lengths you are talking about 93 feet of metal. the 100 foot flat rail at copper was long enough to make it really really hard as it was, so whomever of you people that think 93 feet of 6 kinks and an up curve is is really doable, please smack yourself in the face and save me the trouble

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hahaha, wow, that was the best burn i've seen in a while. and it was all scientific. nice.

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WOW, i think they are gonna pick rails thqt are possible, or maybe run it by a few pros and me like' Possible, u willin ot try it?' and i was thinkin urban double downkink to C, to down. One of my friends suggested, one. ya know that one that is at mt. hood, the orange Heine tools one that is in movies. The one that goes under itself, well, like taht, but make the guys go up it. but if theya re goin up it make it not that extreme, like a little less steepness so it will be possible. and if none of those work, a S, but with 3 curves instead of 2.

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it would be crazy if all the pros hurt them selves on the winning rail.

One time I heard a skiboarder tell me they can have style. I shit my pants and ran home- West
 
^^ hey mulletscum (not a diss), that urban quad kink to sloped c-rail, there is one 8 minutes away from my house. no fucking joke. like 120feet long! maybe more.

style, attitude, drive that's all you need to suceed.
 
Just an idea,

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is this the issue with the nordica girl?

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gap rails... c gap, dragon gap

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you didnt answer my question

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shit, i dont have that one yet.....

-Nick Iwanyshyn

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can someone post some deatils about it or some rules, i want to make one but i dont know what its all about

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I am so designing a multi level spiral rail...

it'd be doable but you would have to learn it is sections...

and anybody feel free to use this idea cause like I'm not actually going to send it in

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and p-jo. there is a horseshoe box in timberline i beleive, there are a few shots of it in forward.....

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its not all about being the most impossible rail..its about being the BEST rail...something that has lots of possibilities...thats alright you got no chance anyway

well to keep it real I started being a Poser Poser. I dress and act like a poser, but i'm not really a poser. I just pose to look like a poser posing. you know just keepin it underground

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this is the u box thingy.
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and this one has a skier on it
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whoa thats crazy shit, my ideas sucked though, back to the drawing board, or back to paint.

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oh, i have just the thing :D

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what about a corkscrew rail. straight for 10 ft, 10 ft off the ground, and then corkscrews once under itself. with your moms camel toe for the grand prize

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C Box to gap to C box (the latter c box would be in the opposite direction as the first, so it would send you back downhill)

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some kind of kink or flat straight rail to a 15 to 25 foot drop

or a drop onto a kinked rail

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they shuld make a triple curve rail.. so like an s rail, with an extra c on the end.. and make it big and beautiful... ive never seen one

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