FREE SAGA SUIT

if you have anything to do with saga, (not that I think you do) this wasn't the best PR exercise, and it was a successful fail at the same time.
 
deadline shmedline! il take your sage suit off you (if this is real), i need new outerwear!
 
im harder than a bulletproof vest wrapped around a steel pole in the basement of a brick building in east harlem.

Ill be awaiting my saga suit in the mail.
 
I'm so hard that i stole my first car when i was five and sold my first brick when i was nine.

assuming this is real
 
I'm hard.

I'm Hard.

I'm Hard.

I'm HARD.

I"M HARD

I"MHARD

I"M HARD I"M HARD I"M HARD I"M HARD I"M H-

I'm soft.
 
So is this like its always sunny in philly, where charlie wants to prove to his dad he is hard so hes going to smuggle heroin in to prison, and keeps saying how he wants to be hard
 
i roll dice in the alley behind dairy queen, i smoke cigarettes, only drink DUDE beer, and wear tight jeans and a dirty tanktop.

fuck you guys, my shits the ROUGHEST and HARDEST
 
provide a picture and something like this could win...hard or soft

winner has to: 1. picture 2. address 3. size preference

the package will arrive at winners doorstep next week!

the deadline is extended until tomorrow/saturday

 
ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? I have, then I punched him in the face and made him sell me his soul.

Im poetic hard!
 
well im black so i automatically when, for hardest ns member.

also ive been stabbed, so thats like +10 billion street cred
 
hahah who was that guy who made a thread a while ago about how a guy pulled a knife on him so he broke his knee. i think he should win
 
im so hard im actually a hazard to women!! sometime big is to big......
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im so hard that if i went to prison and my cell mate was anyone on this website, i wouldnt be the one in a dress.
 
I'm so hard my Mom banned me from joining NS cos she knew I'd spend too much time on it but i want SAGA soooo bad I finally joined NS and this is my first post so F*#k you mom...

I'm so hard I wear a fag bag and I'm not skinny (but I now want SAGA to hide it) and I'm emo and I crashed a cat on my 1st day at work:

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Before my crash I looked like:

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And now I look like:

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And:

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And a close up:

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So there. I'm the hardest. I'm on NS. I'm a large.
 
well you gotta be atleast half as hard as me if you want to be able to dick ups (push ups with your dick) as far as i know me, bruce lee and obama are the only ones alive/man enough to do them... 
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i used my hard blade of me, to knar up my hair into a mullet
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(note: this actually is me and if you for reals about the suit thing then send me  a pm and ill give you my address. and my name (bobby joe) is not redneck at all)
 
i'm so hard that i sometimes post gear questions in ski gabber

pm me for info on my address, personal nick nacks, and hard-status
 
im so hard that i cant even tell you...
but....i do not trust people so if someone really get the suit post it.
i just wanna know...
 
It's Children of Bodom, poser.

And I'm harder than Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys. No pic cause that'd be gross.
 
I know, eh? "Bodem". They're pretty much soft. My favorite band now, but they're not hardcore by any means.
 
I'm STILL hard... and harder than any 1 else cos I have to ski rocks down here in New Zealand... ice if I'm lucky... + have to puck up my hardness to cork 5s on 60 footers with transitions steeper than any JOI and hard pack ice face outs... they only started selling Armada here this season... was on flakey foils on ice for like 3 icey seasons... that's hard. carpet burn has nothing on ice burn...

...send it to me !! then I'll be the only 1 rocking SAGA in New Zealand!!!!!
 
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