aight this is what i did and it worked for about 4 of the 5 places i called:
Me: Hi, I was wondering what you guys do with your left over chain link fence posts when taking down a chain link fence and putting up a wooden fence.
Fencer: uh... we usually just take them to the dump.
Me: Oh sweet, do you think there is any way i could take some of those off your hands before you take them to the dump?
Fencer: Yeah ,probably, uh.... just come over to our management office, we have some in the back. We are at the intersection of Anus Dr. and Dick Rd. Ill be expecting you soon, come with lube!
So that pretty much worked, my anus is a little sore but thats all.