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4frnt1440

4frnt1440

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i was bird hunting with my father and i looked under a log and saw a 12 pack of busch and i picked it up and put it in my game pocket. it was the coolest thing i love hunting!!!!!!
 
See what you don't realize is that you wern't hunding birds...the birds were hunting you. Prepare to die a slow and painful death. The beer was poison.
 
i found a case of kilians one time when we were biking. we drank a few and went for a ride. good times. they belonged to ths crazy kid who always came back to get plastered and shoot machine guns. good thing we knew him lol.
 
we were rafting one time and we ran out of wine life half way through. then i looked in the water and a paps blue ribbon was floating in the middle of the river.
 
i was in the car with my mom yesterday and we were going down the street and there was a cooler in the road with about 30 beers laying next to it in a pile of ice, looks like it fell out the back of a truck. my mom wouldnt stop it really sucked.
 
theres a beer factory in my town and they throw away like 30s just because there mislabled or something so u can raid there dumpster and get free shit
 
we wer hitting a hand rail at UNH and in the snow pile at the ice rink there was a fresh 6, it was ill
 
this is a lie. this kid has never drank wine. he is always talking about stealing his parent's, but he has never actually done it. And he didn't find a PBR, he found a granola bar.
 
beer go toa yacht club get into one locker and you can pretty much get in them all and its so asy to get in a boat always beer there and you can never feel bad because people at yacht clubs are rich so
 
i found a handle of captain morgan on a dock in cape cod, (i took it!) it was dope cause i couldnt find anyone to buy me shit while we were out there then i found it
 
Finding free stuff is always good, but my greatest find has been $17 liters of Crown at the Duty-Free store.
 
When you popped open a can, did it go "BUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCHHHHHHH!!!!!" and then scare away all the birds?
 
ohhh great story, once me and my buddy where quite blazed. we went out (it was like 11:40) to get some snacks at the local HESS station. we walk in and theres no one around and the dude at the counter is fast asleep. one could say we punished hess for hiring people who sleep on the job
 
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