Freddy vs. Jason

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I can't believe that there isn't a thread about this already. We're only 5 days away from the best movie of all time.

Any predictions? I'm callin Jason because a) he's the fuckin man, and b) Freddy's a pillow biting, sweater wearing puss-wad that can only kill people in their sleep.

 
plus, u cant kill jason.

so much nudity and porn on tv, i just sit there shaking my fist at it!
 
so my bet is on freddy.

so much nudity and porn on tv, i just sit there shaking my fist at it!
 
i mean, my bet is on jason

so much nudity and porn on tv, i just sit there shaking my fist at it!
 
my bet is that they kill stupid naiive innocent teenagers, scaring the stupid naiive innocent teenagers in the audience.

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betting is illegal....

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can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

 
well there are the survivors, so i bet that they arent that naive

so much nudity and porn on tv, i just sit there shaking my fist at it!
 
what was that noise? It sounded huge!

Lemme take a look, its pbly a racoon, nothing bad ever happenned at crstal lake anyways.

so much nudity and porn on tv, i just sit there shaking my fist at it!
 
this movie can't be good. no way,no fucking way. Go watch Bttle Royale if you wanna see teenagers die.

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the makers of the movie promised there would be a definite winner, so you can take all your theories and throw em away. freddy's going down.

 
FREDDY, hes got those claws, you cant beat the claws, plus his face is scary

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heres a plot overlook, the drugs they give the children, force them not to dream/rem, without dreams/rems, we would go insane. Why dont they just MOVE!!!

so much nudity and porn on tv, i just sit there shaking my fist at it!
 
Freddy all the way...but i bet niether of them win and they set up the ending for a sequal

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isn't jason huge??? therefore = jason will win

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bahahaha! this is fucking funny to read. Man, freddy is gonna own Jason like a squirrel owns its nuts. OWNED

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^ something like that will happen. they will both be killed by someone/something else which will setup a whole slew of movies about the guy 'who killed the 2 greatest horror movie icons ever' or something

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what kind of a question is that? Of course Freddy and Jason hate each other. Don't you know anything about the world? Skiers hate snowboarders, dogs hate cats, skaters hate inliners, everyone hates skiboarders, and Freddy hates Jason.

For the record, I'll repeat, the movie makers promised a definite winner, and I'm telling you now it's gonna be Jason, cus Freddy tosses the salad.

 
freddy summons jason blah blah blah they fight and my guess is freddy over jason in 10 rounds

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freddy and jason used to be gay lovers, but right now theyre in a custody battle for their eligitamate daughter (the girl from the ring),its going to telelvised and The Leprachaun will will commentating and caalling the play by play,look for it on friday the 13th

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^ liar.

he was just kissing tom green.

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harvey, harvey, harvey. cant you see? sometimes your words just hypnotize me?

 
yea sleezemcflys a fuckin liar

Jigga say wha??

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sounds like a bunch of bull shit

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