This is the conversation as it actually took place. I did not make this up. And because I'm a nice guy, I translated it into english for you, because I only know 3 other people that can speak mayan.
"dude, to continue this calender, we have to go 150 miles to find the next big rock"
"150? Fuck it. We'll just stop there. 2012 is so far away, they'll have moved to another planet by them"
"word, son"