Four Loko Stories

not really a 4loko story...

Me and my friend drive up to Idaho to go to a pledge induction camping trip. On the way i blew a zanx (sp)? drink two 4lokos. So im aready pretty drunk, then once we get there i start drinking from my own 30 of key ice. Shit already hitting the fan for me and ive been there for only a hour. Then some actives ask if i want to hit a few joints of spice, so natural like an idiot i am, i agree to that shit. So after that shit, im outta control i just cant stop drinking cuz zanx makes you want to drink more half my beer was gone the next morning and no one stole them? The night ended with me almost falling in the fire and passing out and puking in my friends car. The next few days went well, then the president of the fraternity calls me into see him. I guess i told everyone i was on acid, shrooms and fucking ecstasy? I also told just about all the members to fuck off? well anyways i got kick outta that place pretty fast . But its all good cuz i was going to quit anyways. so i went out with a bang
 
Whoever says they can stomach more then two of these drinks is totally lying. They taste horrible, they should be banned because they taste like shit.
 
ive never tried it..i may have to buy a couple and see the results. Hell maybe ill have a few tonite. its hard for me to believe that after two i would be drunk. but we'll see i guess
 
me and three buddies had a 4 loko each and killed a rack last night. needless to say i woke at 4:30 this morning, both my shoes were covered in shit (literally), and i was lying in the hall outside my room. i then proceeded to stumble into bed and sleep for ten more hours. ive still got a headache
 
I mean its like 24 ounces at 12% so basically like 4ish beers.

8 beers will black out skinny kids and those w/o a tolerance, and it would def. get me pretty drunk.

They suck though, all the sugar dehydrates your brain which basically means super super shitty hangover. I dunno, I'd rather just drink beer or whiskey, but thats me...
 
drinking more than two four lokos have about the same effect on your body and mind as stepping in front of a swiftly moving freight train.
 
no, it is haha. Its not even really that much alcohol, its just the combo of alcohol and caffeine and shit. 4loko is probably the shittiest drink healthwise. They have provided me with some awesome ass nights though
 
um normal beer haha. I didn't say it would black me out by any means, its pretty hard for me to black out on beer, but I know for others 8 is quite a lot. I mean 8 beers is putting you bac up to around .16 assuming you drink them quick which is twice the legal limit for dui and pretty damn impaired. I'm not sure you actually keep track of the number of beers you drink...

I'd say my limit is about 15 in a night, and I'm pretty big and thats when I was drinking way too much.
 
at the place i lived over the summer, they had a deal of 3 four lokos for 7 bucks. so awesome. unfortunately i'm in michigan so it's banned :(
 
Hahhaha its all about tolerance, ive seen kids way smaller than me drink quantities of alc that would put me in the ground and they dont even yak.... that said ill drink 15 beers in a night any night of the week
 
Yeah fair enough ha I really didnt mean to get into a discussion about it at all. I always do this... WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFEEE??
 
Hahaha.

"Jamal: Mayne, I was meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time and was really fucking nervous. It was a 2 hour drive to her rents house so I figured I'd drink a 40 or some shit on the way to loosen up. While at the gas station I see these 4loko's cheap as SHIT! I'm talking like $1.50. Well I drank two. I have no recollection but I learned in the morning we showed up and I was wearing a bandana trying to sell her dad a zanax. Proceeded to almost fight when he declined my offer and I ended up shitting (this drink gives you mad shits bro) on her mom's curtains"
 
na i dont really keep track. but usually if i want to get fucked up a litre of kessler does the trick..i have no idea with beer tho ha
 
4 nigguz wit 4 loko: yall nigguz dont even kno shit. me nd ma nigguz tre, pookie, nd dequan drank 3 4 lokos each in n hour nd got in ma whip to hit da clubs fo some hoes. after an hour in da club ma nugga tre was tryin to be mackin it wit some old homless hoe wit one leg outside da club, yo dat nukka took his dick out nd dat old nigga hoe be givin ma dude head. den ma boi quan be all like damn nigga i gots to be gettin some fo sho bt dat fool ws fucked up im sayin dat nigga was tryin to pull his dick out nd triped no dat old hoe in her whelchar and she tiped ova and bit ma niggas tre dick. quan was gone yo, dat fool was pukin all over dat old hoe on da floo nd tre shit himslf. dem boys cnt drank lik me n ma boi pook, so was like fuck dem drunk ass fools and we hopped in ma whip wit tree fineass hoes and piked up mo lokos and kush n party at ma crib cuz ma moms waz outta towm vizitin ma auntie Babz. mi boi n me nd dem hos was drankin dem on da way to da crib nd afta we got home i donbt be rememberin much cuz i woke up im ma room wit a teletubby costme on nd pookie and two hoes was on da couch neked wit peanut putter n hot sauce erewhere nd dat otha hoe was in ma mas room with ma moms and ma auntie.4 loko be fo real nigguz onle, ya herd!!?!?!

WUT!
 
Four Lokos are really NOT that bad. People just don't realize that there's 12% alcohol in each, so you have to be careful. That being said, Pretty Lights came to Columbus tonight, and I decided that one four loko wasn't enough (I usually pregame the weekends with one) so I grabbed two this evening... BEST DECISION EVER. I finished them both in about an hour before the show, don't remember the bus ride down from campus, and waiting in line, but I came to and I was in the front row haha. I'd call it a successful night: front row the whole time, pleasantly drunk, and electronic music all night :)
I sincerely hope they aren't banned, it's a super easy way to get drunk really fast, and it doesn't taste horrible either (not to say that they taste great though...), just take it easy guys. OKAY?
 
Alcohol...

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in 5 years when they find out they have terrible side effects and melt your body from the inside out ill be happy to say ive never had one. its all about the Old English 40s
 
Uh, no. What prompted that response? I was drunk last night when I typed that, and was trying to sound slightly ironic and funny--I guess I gave you the impression that I was gay... Sorry man, did I get your hopes up?
 
I inferred that you were homosexual because you went to a Pretty Lights concert. It's a common assumption, so my bad I guess.
 
there was an article in my local paper today about 4loko. there were actually some ridiculous claims in it.

i saw my mom and she was all like "i saw this article about some four loko thing. you dont do those do you?"

and i was all like "yah bitch. i be smashin like eight o dem shits to mah face. fuckin drunk as FUCK err day ho. scrapin sluts up left and fuggin right. bbeeyyoottch"
 
WHATTTT... I don't understand. Enlighten me--how is music like:

And

Homosexual. Especially the second song which was used for many edits, notably:

So unless JF and I are gay together I believe that you're wrong. (Sidenote: despite the fact that I'm straight, why would my sexuality even matter to you?)
 
SOMEONE please tell me why thebeesknees$ thinks I'm gay for liking this^^ music... I wasn't aware that electronic music had been categorized as "gay". Halp anyone?
 
Well you see, pretty light's rapid success tends to intimidate people. When no one is quite sure why something gets so popular, they tend to hate on it. I can understand this because such things such as "fuckin dem hoes" and "bein a pimp" never quite made sense to myself.

Also, electronic music tends to have a strong homosexual following, since those who listen to electronic music tend to be "accepting of others' values" god forbid!

At any rate, I have enjoyed Pretty Lights in the past I do not currently. I'm pretty sure it has no impact on one's sexual preference however, I have been wrong before, and I could be wrong now. Let me know if you investigate it further and come up with conclusive results.
 
My experience with Four Loko:

Started off by having about 5-6 drinks. Headed to my buddies to have a few more- I ended up taking one shot and he introduced me to Four Loko. Like an idiot, I drank a can. From there I proceeded to stumble through neighborhoods to make my way to the next party. At the next party I drank a solo cup of jungle juice tossed with everclear.

Needless to say, I don't remember much of the night. I apparently tried to get in a fight with a kid who had bumped into me spilling my second cup (I don't remember this part) of jungle juice all over me. I woke up the next morning with a pretty wicked hang over which I attribute mostly to the Loko, my knuckles were crusted with blood from apparently punching a brick wall, and I ended up pissing the bed. What an aweful night. Fuck Four Loko
 
I dont get how people come up with different numbers when figuring how much a fourloko is in beers. I seen 4,5,6,7,8 beers equals one loko.
Lets say we compare it to your average party beer, that beer will most likely be around 4%. four loko is 12% so it is 3times stronger than beer. four loko is also 24oz. compared to a 12 oz beer, so multiply that 3 x 2 = 6 beers. 1 four loko is equal to 6 beers
 
had about 10 people over my house, ended up with permanent red and blue forloko stains in carpet, forloko stains in the walls of my bathroom. fack....
 
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