Four Loko Stories
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thisandthatfilms
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THIS BETTER NOT BE TRUE
ch@se
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I was drinking all day then dizzybatted a Four Loko. I woke up 4 hours later in a puddle of vomit, wearing a penguin costume, on a couch in a house I've never been in before with a turd in my pants. No lie.
I took a walk of shame back to my dorm wearing a penguin costume and smelling of human feces at 6am.
I took a walk of shame back to my dorm wearing a penguin costume and smelling of human feces at 6am.
thisandthatfilms
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that sounds epic if i was looking at you on this so called walk hahahah
Static
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SoulSkia
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Bad things happen every time I drink them
Examples:Get arrested for throwing rocks at signsMake out with ugly girlPunch through wallFall down a flight of stairs Puke in some girls purseGet lost, take 3 hours to walk home without pants (less than a mile away)Sleep on the frat house roof
Examples:Get arrested for throwing rocks at signsMake out with ugly girlPunch through wallFall down a flight of stairs Puke in some girls purseGet lost, take 3 hours to walk home without pants (less than a mile away)Sleep on the frat house roof
Heath.
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You're so wrong dude, read the kid who posted a bunch of math (if you can).
Each can of four loko is 5-6 light beers (4-4.5% alcohol) (math--12% at 12oz would be about 2.5-3 light beers, 12%/3 = 4% per beer so a full can is roughly 6 beers)
That would make 3 four lokos 15-18 light beers.
Utah beer is the same as light beer, 4%, so stop acting like its so much worse and that you're so much better than everyone else because you're bad ass. i bet you drank those 3 four lokos and puked all night.
Each can of four loko is 5-6 light beers (4-4.5% alcohol) (math--12% at 12oz would be about 2.5-3 light beers, 12%/3 = 4% per beer so a full can is roughly 6 beers)
That would make 3 four lokos 15-18 light beers.
Utah beer is the same as light beer, 4%, so stop acting like its so much worse and that you're so much better than everyone else because you're bad ass. i bet you drank those 3 four lokos and puked all night.
Heath.
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So what you're saying is a fourloko has 3.33 beers in it of 5%? For easy math, lets say you said 12 beers at 5% and that means a fourloko would be 10%(each four loko would have 4 beers in it, 2 for every 12oz at 10%) so your fantasy four loko is more like 9%. Maybe you're confusing it with Joose? Wait no, you're just fucking retarded.
And for the last time ever on NS, utah beer is 3.2% BY WEIGHT or 4% BY VOLUME, which is how every other state measures their beer, making utah beer .2% less than a normal light beer (more alcohol than the really low calorie beers) meaning that we drink the same beer in utah that 90% of NS (if they even drink) drink.
And for the last time ever on NS, utah beer is 3.2% BY WEIGHT or 4% BY VOLUME, which is how every other state measures their beer, making utah beer .2% less than a normal light beer (more alcohol than the really low calorie beers) meaning that we drink the same beer in utah that 90% of NS (if they even drink) drink.
skithesprings
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fuck light beer. fuck 4loko. man up...
roughly equivalent to 7 beers. i dare you to edward 40 hands these.
roughly equivalent to 7 beers. i dare you to edward 40 hands these.
skithesprings
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read this thread...https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/577569/
i embed fail when i quote eheath for teh lolz. he mad...
i embed fail when i quote eheath for teh lolz. he mad...
PAuL_Hellar
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people hate on them so much but they get you fucked up its a good time
PaleCelery
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O hey....
PaleCelery
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TheClap has a pretty good story hahhahaha
PaleCelery
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triple post
NoMan: Drank 4 Four Lokos and woke up with a Tranny in my ass. I liked it. Loko just gave me the courage. Now me & Amanda live together. I get tits and dick every night. Thanks Loko.
NoMan: Drank 4 Four Lokos and woke up with a Tranny in my ass. I liked it. Loko just gave me the courage. Now me & Amanda live together. I get tits and dick every night. Thanks Loko.
garrettdini
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PaleCelery
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hahahahahahahahahaha that is great
BLACKLIVESMATTER
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ok ive got 2 stories
1. some kid in a dorm down the street supposedly shot gunned a 4loko and got fuked, i finally saw the video of him doing and it took him 15 seconds and threw up like a minute later. i was like wtf this kids a pussy so i went for it that night, fruit punch my weapon of choice, went down easy and i was done in 7 seconds, i felt perfectly fine after, on the video of it i say i could drink another. 5 minutes later i was Hammered.
2. my room mate and i came up with some what of a drinking game. We named it 4 cubed, we each had a 4loko, a 40, and 4 bong bowls cannon balling every single hit with multiple swigs. i remember after 2 bowls we put in a ski movie and he and I were literally screaming because we were so stoked. by the last bong bowl my room mate could not move and I had to pick him up and carry him to the bong. Shortly after that we both went to our beds, he was blacking out and waking up every 2 minutes to throw up...many times, i was laying in my bed freaking out because i was hallucination that every ones heads were demons, someone told me i was in tears because some body read me a picture book and i was to scared. All of this went down in about 1.5 hours
i Highly recommend a good night of 4 cubing
1. some kid in a dorm down the street supposedly shot gunned a 4loko and got fuked, i finally saw the video of him doing and it took him 15 seconds and threw up like a minute later. i was like wtf this kids a pussy so i went for it that night, fruit punch my weapon of choice, went down easy and i was done in 7 seconds, i felt perfectly fine after, on the video of it i say i could drink another. 5 minutes later i was Hammered.
2. my room mate and i came up with some what of a drinking game. We named it 4 cubed, we each had a 4loko, a 40, and 4 bong bowls cannon balling every single hit with multiple swigs. i remember after 2 bowls we put in a ski movie and he and I were literally screaming because we were so stoked. by the last bong bowl my room mate could not move and I had to pick him up and carry him to the bong. Shortly after that we both went to our beds, he was blacking out and waking up every 2 minutes to throw up...many times, i was laying in my bed freaking out because i was hallucination that every ones heads were demons, someone told me i was in tears because some body read me a picture book and i was to scared. All of this went down in about 1.5 hours
i Highly recommend a good night of 4 cubing
thebeesknees
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bullshit
HamFaceGirl
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yall nigguz dont even kno shit. me nd ma nigguz tre, pookie, nd dequan drank 3 4 lokos each in n hour nd got in ma whip to hit da clubs fo some hoes. after an hour in da club ma nugga tre was tryin to be mackin it wit some old homless hoe wit one leg outside da club, yo dat nukka took his dick out nd dat old nigga hoe be givin ma dude head. den ma boi quan be all like damn nigga i gots to be gettin some fo sho bt dat fool ws fucked up im sayin dat nigga was tryin to pull his dick out nd triped no dat old hoe in her whelchar and she tiped ova and bit ma niggas tre dick. quan was gone yo, dat fool was pukin all over dat old hoe on da floo nd tre shit himslf. dem boys cnt drank lik me n ma boi pook, so was like fuck dem drunk ass fools and we hopped in ma whip wit tree fineass hoes and piked up mo lokos and kush n party at ma crib cuz ma moms waz outta towm vizitin ma auntie Babz. mi boi n me nd dem hos was drankin dem on da way to da crib nd afta we got home i donbt be rememberin much cuz i woke up im ma room wit a teletubby costme on nd pookie and two hoes was on da couch neked wit peanut putter n hot sauce erewhere nd dat otha hoe was in ma mas room with ma moms and ma auntie.4 loko be fo real nigguz onle, ya herd!!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GUY SAYING
