Found homeless village in woods

[Flacko]

so me and my friend notice a unmarked trail leading into the woods that looked good to bike down (there are no single track trails nearby so this was a first). we walked up it a bit and i noticed a wooden house fort thingy, but i thought nothing about it, just thought it was some kids air-soft base. anyways we go up a half mile more and i start thinking i remember there was a homeless dude who would hangout at the nearby commercial center and one time attacked a woman at the grocery store (got away and never seen again), well these woods are right behind that center, and about 20 meters more i spot 3 tents and a guy sitting out there, at this point i sprint the fuck out being a typical white kid... anyways what should i do to get this trail besides peeing in their butts how do i get them to leave without getting raped

cliffnotes: homeless dudes (possibly dangerous) on bike path, how do i get them out

 

[ThundaKilla]

Bait them, using bath salts of course.

 

[alex=]

answer: don't. they're squatting there, and it's kinda there home so don't go fucking around with them

but if you can get pics without them noticing, do it

 

[E__]

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Krizzle]

Was just going to say this.

Oh and this might work

http://www.amazon.com/Police-Siren-System-Emergency-Sound/dp/B0055OM3UQ

 

[Flacko]

ya squaters are fuckers, there are plenty of landgrabers in portland ant they're probably trying to go 5 years or whatever it is to take the land.

anyways i will probably try and go back, im kinda sketched out but i want to deliver so you can expect pictures, i wish i could fly a remote helicopter with camera in there or something.

 

[Aidan-G]

Have sex with them for hobo favors. Use these favors to create a hobo army. Take over the world

 

[DizzyG]

Scare them away using interpretive dance that displays your magical strength

 

[SirBooley]

dress as a crazy black veiled ghost bitch from that movie with harry potter. That'll scare them shitless.

 

[californiagrown]

thats their home, dude. dont go fucking with them, they arent hurting anyone.

Either try to stay out of their way, or ask them if they would mind you using the trail to bike. I highly doubt they would care all that much.

 

[Flacko]

this is portland, you better expect some fucking crazy homeless people. the homeless guy who attacked a woman at the nearby grocery store is probably living there so no they are hurting people.

 

[henrytargett]

scanned thread for pics, found none. Now writing this post, then leaving.

 

[.AR6rider.]

Go ride your bike somewhere else and leave them in peace. They have done nothing to you.

 

[stupendous-man]

what area of portland you talking?

 

[californiagrown]

if they are hurting people, call the cops to investigate.

But you wont, because you are terrified of confrontation.

 

[*Michael*]

if dignity village is still around, they might be interested to go there (it's a homeless village), if they're crazy squatters, then maybe not.

 

[cobra_commander]

Fire solves problems.

 

[cobra_commander]

whoops, forgot the first word.

indirect

 

[Njens.]

pics are necessary

 

[50Kal]

I think you were heading the right way with the first post. Wildfire solves problems as well. Then again I'm a government season who hates talking to crazy squatters.

 

[k-rob]

leave them be? be happy you have a home?

lol jk obviously singletrack is more important

fudgepacker

 

[Peter.]

tBatt found a homeless chick in his woods one time

 

[VT_scratch]

let them chilllll thats their home

 

[daannnnieel]

set fire near there one night, bike like hell. homesless kicked out, free singletrack.

 

[Flacko]

im leaning towards "wild"fire, but that would just ruin the scenery, and oven bake the soil.

the area is between downtown portland and beaverton of of barnes road

 

[GayWolf420]

I hope the hobos rape you.

 

[Amadeus.]

this.

 

[Mr.Sloth]

Cover yourself in lube and run into their camp, screaming incoherently

 

[HamFaceGirl]

Just remember to bring your isafe backpack.

 

[JzD.]

Im not sure but my idea involves a path of cheerios leading away from the fort and then you destroying it

 

[iRapeKittens]

Go back at night and take pictures you fucking bitch

 

[Flacko]

was going to take more but i saw a guy

lol toilet

 

[.Capn.]

Theres a small homeless village at the park we play disc golf at. Sometimes they sell us discs they find in the creek

 

[TechnoPotamus]

 

[PapDaddy]

wow op did not disappoint thats a pretty legit setup those hobos got goin on there

 

[.AR6rider.]

It really makes it just that much more of a shame that OP is a punk bitch who wants to destroy the only thing they have left.

 

[AcidKneeDrop]

dude..... screw you now the IRS knows where i live

 

[PapDaddy]

you gotta give them props for having the self-decency to shit in an actual toilet. how the fuck do you think they got a toilet out there?

 

[Kreech]

Get a siren of course

 

[Zimmerman]

Did he lay pipe?

 

[TimRiley]

Leave them be.

 

[thewhiteprophet]

ask if they want to ride with you and your friends.

 

[llambert]

molotovs inb4 leave them alone save the whales...

 

[line686]

 

[Flacko]

found two more spots, we just droped by to check out the wooden fort i saw, we couldnt find it but we found a ton of trash and another tent by the creek. tomorow were gona bike it from the top, expect video.

i have more respect for the first area but this guy by the creek leaves all his fucking trash and shit everywhere which really pisses me off.



4loco

 

[Sneaky_Aziz]

Not gonna tell you to do anything but...

 

[theBearJew]

Dude dont fuck it up. They are homeless and have nothing but that. And you want to go destroy it so you can have a new bike trail to go on. You are quite the douche. Find a new bike trail.

 

[Macblizzle]

 

[A-Mac.]

pics were delivered!

 

[Zimmerman]

^^^So many four lokos haha

 

[Flacko]

im not acualy going to burn the fucking forest down, how do you expect me to get rid of 20 homeless guys.