fortune cookie

[fizzlefry]

so, i was eating school lunch (rice and chicken with a fortune cookie) so i opened the cookie and look what it said...

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[danbrown]

what did it say

-Dan

RED SOX

 

[bhill2.0]

That is a good fortune

School Food?Yikes No thank you

Want a free iPod click here brah

 

[Apple]

thats an awesome fortune... i wish i could get a foturne cookie from my caff...

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'Humanity needs to stop having relations with it's mother' -a freind on Oedipus Rex.

 

[danbrown]

oh sorry about that the pic didnt show up when i read it the first time

-Dan

RED SOX

 

[shibby]

hmmmmmmmm i never new fortunes had smileys beside them

 

[fizzlefry]

maybe they are trying to cut back on depression or something? because this one has smileyfaces on it.

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[Pklink04]

i was havin a lovely dinner at leon chin(sp?) and my amigo got his fortune cookie and opened it up, but there was no fortune in the cookie, not even a blank slip of paper

If The women don't find you handsome... atleast they will find you handy

(Red Green)

 

[twix_182]

my last fortune had to do with gardening, that sucks for me

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 

[davidh]

i got three fortunes in one cookie one time. I'm still waiting for my riches, but they'll come eventually. cookies are never wrong.

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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'

 

[foxyness]

...in bed

damn homie

 

[fizzlefry]

wtf^?

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[4frntmorrison]

i went to a chinese resturaunt and kept getting the same fortune. it said bad luck and misfortune will infest ur pethetic soul for all of eternity.

i cried

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“When you sit back and you look out and your on top of a peak you realize that there’s no worries in life and its all about happiness right then�- C.R. Johnson

“For me it’s the kind of fun that I like to have, it’s going skiing in these big mountains and having the opportunities to get into these places we get to go.�- Seth Morrison

 

[PowderCanuck]

what foxiness was trying to say was this:

every time you read a fortune cookie, say 'in bed' afterwards. it almost ALWAYS works out, and it's pretty fun.

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Screw this I'm going skiing