Fortune Cookie Fortunes

AALT

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List all your fortune cookie fortunes!

"This summer you will take swimming lessons"
 
i ate stirfry everyday my freshman year of college, my 3 favorite...

"You will buy new clothes."

"Someday you will land on the moon."

"Your family are well."

no joke.
 
it's funny to add "in bed" to the ends of them. of course for obscure ones such as yours it's retarded, but it's funny for most

haha, swimming lessons. you heard the asians, go take some lessons!
 
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