For those of you who've seen Boondock Saints

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prophet

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i present a challenge. Basically, there are no similar characters cooler than Il Duce. As cool and badass as a Neo or a John McClane or a Doc Holiday or some such person might be... Il Duce is king shit. If you can think of someone legitimately cooler... i'd like to know.

 
Tony Montana

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Mr. Blonde

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Rocky IV, becuase he basically takes down the entire soviet union.

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Mr. Blonde is a good one!

hmmm I'll just throw out some names...

Vito Corleone

Mad max

Axel Foley

I'm sure I'll think of a bunch more

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il duce is the shit i love when u see him the 1st time (kinda) at the house and just has a whole arsenal of guns strapped too his chest. fucking crazy bastard stands there too while everyone tries to hide haha

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wow most of you kids will never have seen this movie but paul newmans character in cool hand look is as pimp as they get

 
oh, oh, I got one more!

Tyrone from Snatch! aaah that fat ass nig whos the getaway driver but cant drive for shit.... sooo pimp

Formerly known as PDandoy.

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."

 
haha! ya hes bad ass, i love when he tries to parrallel(sp) park and hits the truck, "it was a funny angle" shit just too funny how he says it. i think im going to go watch that. mickey is a pretty big bad ass too tho. "y the fuck would i vant a caravan wit no veels?"

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what we've got here...is a failure, to communicate!

cool hand luke is the best movie of all time!

he takes the cake!

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The big Lebowski.

Money's clean cause we scrub it good. With guns and gasoline we're gonna save the world. Nothing's obscene if we only close our eyes, boys and girls, welcome to this Joyride. -dmb

 
'The dude', from the big lebowski****

Money's clean cause we scrub it good. With guns and gasoline we're gonna save the world. Nothing's obscene if we only close our eyes, boys and girls, welcome to this Joyride. -dmb

 
people should see the movie "overnite" about the guy who made boondock saints. he was a raging torrent of an egotistical asshole.

 
haha, tyrone is a pimp... and i guess i gotta see some movies. but uh, tony montana, the dude and mr blonde are out. its been discussed. tony montana is in a different category and mr blonde is just fucked up.

 
i say the dude, the way of the gun guys, jules from pulp fiction, vincent vega from pulp fiction, george clooney in from dawn till dusk, and definently the guy with the desert eagle in snatch. basiclly if you dress well and have a gun you're cool in my book. james bond is pretty cool. hes got jetpacks and shit. like tom cruise in MI2. sheeeit.

back to the original
 
You guys are missing the point. This is fucking Il Duce we're talking about. He's the king.

Stop throwing out minor badasses and think about this.

I was the guy who presented Josh/prophet with this challenge a few weeks ago and I'd like to see if somebody can come up with a legit answer.

Tyrone from Snatch was good but not good enough. I maintain my stance that there is no man badder than Il Duce.

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Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

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well see my man Tyrone is kinda on another level you know... his level of pimpness just can't be described in words.

Formerly known as PDandoy.

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."

 
i concur, but i was just stating other bad asses, i still think il duce is the man. hes just a bad ass to look at too, looks kinda evil...

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"Good. Your chances of walking in on your girlfriend "experimenting" just drastically increased. Tag it and bag it. " - Brent from tchardcore

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^first off your ideas of a badass comes from newer movies that dont even stand up to the classics, how about steve mcqueen in bullit and china town definetely a true badass the rat pack in the original oceans eleven, the people you are mentioning are good but to get the true badasses you must look back to those who paved the way for the new ones.

 
and i stand by paul newman in cool hand luke, that mother fucker ate an awful lot of eggs in a very short period of time, if youve seen the movie you know what im talking about.

 
^ the original oceans eleven was awful. those guys werent badass at all... unless big dance numbers are badass... no offense to sammy davis jr... but uh... no.

 
they remade it BECAUSE it was awful... and they didnt have to think up an entirely new concept. the whole point of the original movie wasnt the movie itself, it was getting more glitz and screentime for the rat pack.

 
^damn youve got me that was a bad example but steve mcqueen is still the shit him and paul newman played more badass characters than anyone today. i stand a defeated man on the oceans 11 deal

 
excellent, ill go watch cool hand luke and rewatch those old mcqueen movies... but i dont know. all i know is that no one else has put up an actually decent contender yet.... besides tyrone of course.

 
^ shit i didn't see that someone already listed mad max. but i think hes got duce beat by a million miles, a cold blooded killer stretching 'vigilante' to the breaking point. he'd kick the shit out of duce and while he'd be blabbing something worthlessly phrophetic, max wouldn't say a word.

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How can you beat Doc Holiday, I mean seriously?

Hunter S. Thompson
1939-2005

'Soberity is not an option.'

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i got three:

Cool Ethan from Slackers,

Farva from Super Trupers, and

The guy from Half Baked

 
I saw Mad Max the other day. What the fuck is up with that gay motorcycle gang?

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.

 
some of my favorite bad motherfuckers:

Keyser Soze

Bullet Tooth Tony

Marv from Sin City

Il Duce, no doubt

Tony Montana

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."

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Man whats the matter with that cat there?"

"must be full of reefer"

"full of reefer?!"

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"sailing"

"sailing"

"sailing lightly"

 
fuck that no one beats the Mcmanus brothers, they were fuckin sick!

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im surprised no one said rambo

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"Good. Your chances of walking in on your girlfriend "experimenting" just drastically increased. Tag it and bag it. " - Brent from tchardcore

"x the fuck up" - too pure to die

"your mom is for people who cant get laid"- petek
 
^someone did. mad max is sweet but not the same. im gonna throw out Squirrel (i think thats the name) from Hot Dog. Harkin bansk, even though hes a good guy is a bad ass

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maximus (Russel Crowe) in gladiator kicks some royal ass.

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Tony Montana and russel crowe fucks shit up in gladiator

i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site. --strode420
 
Tony Montana is a fucking gangster. Nobody fucks with him.

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andy in wet hot american summer........ big bad ass haha

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"Good. Your chances of walking in on your girlfriend "experimenting" just drastically increased. Tag it and bag it. " - Brent from tchardcore

"x the fuck up" - too pure to die

"your mom is for people who cant get laid"- petek
 
all you people who get scarface posters, rappers etc, just watch cribs. are all like "yo, tony montana, tha'ts my boy." tony montana wanted to fuck his sister, that's not cool

SMARTGUY: you dont even know how to "do" a girl

NOTSOSMARTGUY: dont you put you hand in their mouth?

NOTSOSMARTGUY: and its like magic from there

NOTSOSMARTGUY: thats what ive been told
 
That big black guy from pulp fiction. DOnt nkow his name or is has been said yet

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Mr. Blonde was pretty sick, but i can't think of any better death than El Duche's.

Its only for decoration thats it and thats all

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