For the sake of skiing. Help me

dirty.

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So i have a $600 court fine for a second offense underage drinking charge, i have no money, and i have to be in Alta, Utah on Nov. 11 to work/ski the gnar everyday. ++Karma for anyone who has any good "get rich quick schemes" illegal, legal i dont care just throw one out there
 
Okay here's what you do:

Whore yourself to fat chick. Charge $10 for a semi fat one and $20 for a extremely fat one...You'll need about 60 fat chicks but hey man works like a charm.
 
try and find a grunt landscaping, construction whatever job, you'll get paid under the table and if you put in decent hours you can easily make enough to pay the ticket and fly out to alta by november.
 
sell drugs or work at aldis the starting wage is like 11 bucks an hour and they hire everyone
 
Sell all the shit you won't need when ur shreddin the gnar, also grow a pot plant, sell that shit, borrow some money and pay back in a year or work you fucking ass off with odd jobs till u get the money
 
get a job or mow lawns, rake leaves, clean windows.. should be able to charge 20-30ish a pop for that sorta thing. it'll be tax free. you'll be able to make 600 in less than 2 weeks.
 
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