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dont think of me as a pathetic guy with no girl..heheh, but whats the best way to treat a girl on prom night? I have a good idea and know what i have to do but is there anything extra that girls really like?

*leader of the skiing with your pants down revolution*
 
straight for the boobs.

but really, girls are just people and all they want is exactly what everyone else wants, fun. just make sure to be constantly having fun and happy. girls love it. Also, if your planning on getting laid, act like your not interested. not like I hate you not interested but just don't make it obvious. Everyone wants what they can't have.

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'That's Nice. That's a nice penis. Hey guys come take a look at the size of this guy's penis.' Some dude to Corey G while urinating behind a Dominos.

Blazed
http://www.jibculture.com
 
About the non-interested thing, you can't act like you're completely not interested. Girls aren't mind readers and if a guy is not 'touchy-feely' at all, then she will really have no clue that you like her! Be obvious, but not ripping her clothes off in public obvious. Treat her nicely!

~Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire~

*Always be a first rate version of yourself rather than a second rate version of someone else*
 
man, i really apreciate that info. (note to self - next time DON'T, I repeat - DON'T rip her clothes off in public...), man - agian, thanks for the info...

if you're going to get her one of those dumb flower things get one that goes around her wrist, 'cause the pin on ones ruin her dress or something stupid like that.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

'I jibbed her funbox' Dave Pauls.
 
yes, always get the dumb flower thing to go on the wrist for sure. That's about all i know about girls....lol.

 
firstly, make sure that you look really really nice, scrub yourself up and do your hair, wear a nice cologne, not too strong but noticeable. Buy her a bunch of flowers that she can put in a vase before you leave. Make sure they are her favourite colours. Give her a kiss on the top of the hand when you greet her. Make sure you know how to dance, fast dancing is fine coz you can make that up but make sure you know how to waltz and foxtrot but most importantly waltz, very important. Make sure you treat her right, be nice, be yourself, don't be fake, that's a bad idea, just act natural and keep it real. Good luck brah, and if you are trying to score, don't make it too obvious.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
Timmy is quite the ladies man!

Anyway, just be yourself. Treat your gal nice. The way whe wants to be treatedd And like said before on this thread Dont be too obvious in looking to score. Dont go ripping her clothes off in public! Have fun

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Andrew

A conversation about my friends bird:

Me: Hey is his wings clipped

Him: Do you cut off a dogs legs. Why the hell would I clip his wings!

 
whe...WTF that should be she...sorry

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Andrew

A conversation about my friends bird:

Me: Hey is his wings clipped

Him: Do you cut off a dogs legs. Why the hell would I clip his wings!

 
HAHAHAAAAHAHA. wow timmy. you've got it all down.

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yo, mc....my dick is longer than your skis. - mr. jeff schmuck

 
Yah, haha, my momma taught me well, haha, it's all good, hehe, and other chick friends and my sister.

But seriously guys, Chivalry is sooooo not dead, guys are morons most of the time so we gotta be the new breed of Nice, Sensitive, Phatt Men. I will hold classes at 8pm Pacific time. Seriously though, going out of your way to be nice to a chick and put her first is cool, romance is so a good thing and I'm a total romantic, hehe, weeee, don't get me started, haha.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
He's right (PhattTim). It's nice to have guys proove to us that they're not all idiots...

Also, I don't know who it was, but the person who said that girls just want to have fun was right, too. Good Luck! ;)

'Bob gets drunk in a park alone and gets arrested for getting in a fight with a group of teenage girls.'
 
man being nice and being a 'gentelman' around the ladies so works, everywhere, i used to be an idiot around girls and now there are ladies coming at me at all directions, well maybe not that many, but there's a couple, hahaha oh man im a loser

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Paulou

Call me the bus driver cause im going to take you to school
 
all i have to say is that thank god tim doesnt lie in the states then i would have some competition...

'i may be a poet but i just dont know it... BAM!!'

-Shaniqua Bootycall
 
bullshit tim, we know you are reading that out of some manual... you dont leave your little kiwi cage, how the hell do you find girls?

-Andy

Hostess!

'With Treats THIS good, Who needs Canada?'
 
This is true Andy, my young aprentice, 'PhattTim's manual of being nice to chicks' HAHAHAHHAHAHA, read it and weep brutha!!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
I dunno that sounds like a load of bullshit talking to me.

Le vie né pas simple. La mienne et horrible, les gars me rend pleurer toujours.. je donne j'amais mon coeur a un autre gars. çe fini maintenant.
 
How would you know, lol, grrrrrrrr, I'm a pimp and you know it! haha

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
I have read PhattTim's Book

'PhattTim's manual of being nice to chicks'

Its not a bad read, and the Pic's are great. I give it 5 stars *****, very shibby!

 
amen brutha Shane, amen

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
FUCK girls - you are better off onyour own. with out therm.

'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
 
your qoute of alex is funny.. cus its him...

Machete skier32: man..dont talk to me like that, do you know who i am?

SchwagM: fuckin andy mahre...

SchwagM: haahah..

Machete skier32: andy mutha fuckin mahre...ya, thats right...your worst nightmare
 
you might be able to live without girls to fuck but try living without friends.

alex is a true frenchie. he knows all the words to every 311 song. can sing them perfectly on tune and everything. he has a great voice too...except he hasn't a clue as to what he's saying!! but, eh, he knows the words!

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yo, mc....my dick is longer than your skis. - mr. jeff schmuck

 
to the girls I upset with that post - I am sorry - I was very drunk. I don't hate all girls. or any actually. and friends are the most important things ever. k

'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
 
haha, where's MC. I want her to read your post Dave.

fuck you very much!

Chris Mayse: What kind of a woman doesn't give head?

Me: Lots of women don't, dude.

Chris Mayse: No Schmuck, those aren't women, they're called dykes.
 
tims the ladies man *in a tim meadows voice* hehehe

all the worlds a terrain park and the people are just jibbers.

-NewSkool Shakspere
 
two people above you on the list, one's a grade 9 so I probably won't bother even bothering with her - so it's really one... I might have to take you Jodi...

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

'I jibbed her funbox' Dave Pauls.
 
you'd also be suprised how much they'd mess you up the next day when they find out you took advantage of them, unless they actually were super easy.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
hey MC, since when do you not have friends, I didn't come up all those times to ski with ya because I hated you, and I sure as hell dont think you changed at all :-)

-Andy

Hostess!

'With Treats THIS good, Who needs Canada?'
 
yeah i dont really planning on doing anything with her, shes a good friend of mine and stuff so i gotta take things slower than just throwing the mattress in the back of my jeep for the evening. Im usually a gentleman to the girls around me but maybe i have to stop making sexist remarks..heheh that might get me in trouble sometimes

*leader of the skiing with your pants down revolution*
 
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