FOR SALE

Well, I don't ski for Line, so that's not really applicable. Bitching about somebody 'taking' your $250 pair of skis that someone else won in a comp is pretty weak.

I'm glad you think you've been skiing a lot longer than I have. You've also had much more practice at being a whiny douchebag.

 
wow so you deny your sponsorship now huh? bet they love that. also i got fucked out of a deal, it sucks. unlike you i don't have the $$$ to go buy next years ledgens so when i can get fujatives for $200 then i'm happy. also you don't know what going on with the deal, jeff is being nice enought to try to still get me a new pair for cheap. and i apriciate it, but you matt you are the only person i know over here and has been nothing but as asshole to me since i have moved over here always trying to get a laugh about how i don't get to ski everyday like you and how i don't deserve new skis and all. you have lost what this whole sport is about, having fun. you sir are the douchebag here

.:l[Tyler]l:.

'You guys don't need Ashton Kutcher, you have Matt Niederhauser' - Amy

 
Someone is getting Burned *bakerboy*

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:

'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

 
normally i don't get into this sort of thing, but bakerboy, shut up. making fun of someone because they don't ski as much as someone else? what is your point?

-chris
 
yeah dude even if you don't ride for line (if you should they should drop your ass) you're still making a fool of yourself

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
Hah hah. You guys are funny. While you're busy letting me know who my sponsors are, why don't you call them up and tell them to send me some stuff, so that I can actually have some to hook people up with.

If Jeffy is helping you out Tyler, why bother with a post bitching about him? Why don't you just get some cheap TM's from Cody, like your gf did?

 
i so would buy sam's skis if i didn't already have a pair that i love and i wasn't in massive amounts of debt....just to help the dude out....and i don't know any other skiers so i can't suggest them

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
I would buy sams skis if I wasnt a poor mexican.

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:

'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

 
maybe because i don't want TM's the Fujative has been over and over again praised as a very nice all mt ski and the are wider then the TM's.

.:l[Tyler]l:.

'You guys don't need Ashton Kutcher, you have Matt Niederhauser' - Amy

 
Will you two assholes quit bitching at each other like an old married couple and quit hijacking Sam's thread? The guy needs financial help here, somebody buy his skis!

J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

On San Francisco: ''that was like the starting place of gayness and aids in the eighties.'' -Tandan83

''I've learned to give some canadians an intellectual buffer'' -SUpilot

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

On Bling Skis: ''Anyone know anything about this company? do they have a website?'' -makr0

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot
 
Seriously, Bakerboy, how old are you? Because you are acting so immature. This is Sam's post and you are being such a bitch. Knock it off and shut the hell up.

Sam...gimme a call when you can.

Arggg...I am a pirate!
 
/\ some one BUY SAM'S SKIS!!!! NOW!!!!

/\ for the guys above matt's 24

.:l[Tyler]l:.

'You guys don't need Ashton Kutcher, you have Matt Niederhauser' - Amy

 
BUMP... Hey Sam, Harvey needs new skis ;) ...just a thought

J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

On San Francisco: ''that was like the starting place of gayness and aids in the eighties.'' -Tandan83

''I've learned to give some canadians an intellectual buffer'' -SUpilot

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

On Bling Skis: ''Anyone know anything about this company? do they have a website?'' -makr0

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot
 
Bump buy Sam's skis someone help the guy out.

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:

'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

 
tyler youve been skiing longer than matt? isnt he like twice your age?

anyways, matt, being at the professional level he is, (message him for free gear- Bakerboy) should know who his sponsors are. Matt, WHAT THE FUCK? YOU ARE SPONSORED BY LINE AND BY FISCHER, AUNT JEMIMAS HOMEMADE SYRUP AND BY SWINGLINE STAPLERS, so go staple your balls to a tree, pour gasoline all over your scrotum, and light them on fire. I will hand you a knife. Line isnt going to look kindly upon this.

ALASKA PRIDE
 
Hey Matt-

Besides being an avid skiblader, another one of my hobbies is saturating myself with the milky ooze of the NS Message Boards. Over the past week or so, it has come to my attention that you have been denying your sponsorship with us. Because of this, I have revoked the 6 digit contract you signed with us earlier last month at the trade show. I'm sorry it had to come to this. I will be informing Aunt Jemima and Swingline of your actions as well.

I'm going ski boarding

-Jason Levinthal

 
wow. matt that sucks, 6 diggit? high rolla.

°SamDCaylor°

OOC Fo Lyfe, B-Town Represent, Bitches

www.poniverus.com

 
That's right. Because LINE was paying me somewhere north of 6 figures, I decided to be like Tanner, and start my OWN company, because they couldn't handle my steeze!!! It's called Defi Skis, and my new name is defiskis. You can message me, or any of the atheletes for all the information you want about the company and getting hooked up yourself. Our first pro riders will be Tyler Martin ($1080PLP$), Sam Caylor, and Zach Davison (zachd). We holdin' it down, yo!! w00t w00t!

 
Holy shit, you ARE hot IrishDrink87! Your eyes are the same color as the Porsche that Jason Levinthal, the owner of Line, bought me. Just ask him!

 
more like the color of that gooy booger mike nick picked and flung at you while you were giving him head in Vegas.

ALASKA PRIDE
 
Dear Consumers,

It is my pleasure to re-announce Matt N (Bakerboy- message him for free gear)to our Special Forces team along side the likes of Mike Nick and Mike Wilson. After intense meeting, our specialists have developed a new strategy to blow other competitors out of the water. This new strategy, or 'team' if you will, is called none other than the Sooper Troops, which consists of the talents of Tyler Martin, Sam Caylor, and IrishDrink87. This is a special developement team designed to promote our company over the entire nation. Oh shit, my mom has to use the computer...

-Jason Levinthal

'Fuel My Technology'

 
I know, and after all that time and money I spent not just at Vegas, but to get down there, I *still* wasn't able to come home with a pair of skis to give to Tyler. I suck. Maybe I should just pay some money to enter a comp and win a pair of skis because I rule. And then give them to Tyler.

BUY SAM'S SKIS! They own. I know. Because Grant mounted them.

 
Holy shit, I got snaked by Jason Levinthal!

Anyhow, that last post was for zachd... I guess the 'special development team' is code word for the 'special education team'. As long as everyone is happy, and Sam gets some nookie from IrishDrinker and sells his skis, then its ok.

I hear Defiskis has decided to call their own team the 'Pooper Troopers' in response to Line's provocation. Their goal will be to seek out piles of shit, and turn it into a German Chocolate Poundcake.

 
And since IrishDrink87 is so up on your cack Sam, did you happen to mention to her that you still owe me $20 for shipping, which I kindly covered for you? You probably didn't even tell her where the skis came from in the first place - a broken home.

 
agreed/\, also i wish i would have kept the conversation with matt when he told both me and brooke that line had product sponsored him and was sending him skis soon. SO maybe matt you shouldn't try impress people by lieing, just going on that. matt notice that everyone else has moved on and your still stuck being an asshole?

whatever i'm going to try to get this thread removed because of what i said about jeffy and T3. and get one put back up trying to SELL SAM'S SKIS instead of bitching.

.:l[Tyler]l:.

'You guys don't need Ashton Kutcher, you have Matt Niederhauser' - Amy

 
wait wait i want to be like you matt and post a bunch when no one else resonds. your making fun of me not skiing as much as you or compeating (mainly because i have reached a point in my life that i relize that compatition is worthless and skiing is about fun) is childish, kinda acting about 1/2 your age. so because someone doesn't compeat they suck? does pollard suck for not compeating? all you have done is make this thread 2 pages and still nothing has happen to sell sams skis.

.:l[Tyler]l:.

 
Tyler when I need to burn someone I'm just going to have to messege you cuz You are burning the shit out of that kid!

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:

'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

 
ATTENTION NEWSCHOOLERS: TYLER MARTIN KNOWS EVERYTHING. THAT IS ALL. THANK YOU.

ON A SIDE NOTE: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND KILL YOURSELVES PLEASE. THANK YOU AGAIN.

SHUT UP SCHWAGS

4*****~~~~~~~~~~

F*****~~~~~~~~~~

R*****~~~~~~~~~~

N~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

T~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 
well fuckers, he said he had sex with her, so it could have been in december, and her birthday could have been in december. Thus making her 15 when he fucked her. I hope you stuck it in her butt Sam. 15 just sounds a lot younger than 16.

 
so will anyone buy Sam's skis???

___________________________

don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smoking weed again
 
um, so either my eyes look like a porsche or boogers...make up your mind please. Like i said, my birthday is in january. i just turned 17. you can ask sam for details, but not on this, because if any of you retards havnt noticed, sam isnt replying to HIS post anymore because you ignorant morons decided to make this a personal thing between egos and forget about someone who should be your friend, sam.

Arggg...I am a pirate!
 
1 person said porche, another said booger.

these are 2 seperate people with 2 separate opinions, thus both of their minds are made.

ALASKA PRIDE
 
Its alright, you're boyfriend can film it!

Hey Tyler, take a look at next year's LINE skis that they sent me! So rad!

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