For sale: sick neon green onepiece!

[RussellK141]

Okay guys, don't laugh, this is serious. I am selling my size Large neon green onepiece rubber hazmat suit. This thing is pretty sweet, albeit not designed specifically for skiing. Manufactured by Neese Industries, it's hard to tell exactly what this suit is designed for. It has a tag which reads:

"WARNING

Read before use

This product is not designed to provide primary flame resistant or chemical protection and must be worn over suitable protective clothing

Neese Industries Inc makes no express or implied warranty including any warranty of merchantability or fitness for a particular purpose. The user is responsible to determine that this garment is appropriate for the intended use and complies with all applicable laws and regulatory standards. The user assumes all risks associated with the use of the product. Neese Industries Inc shall not be liable for any loss, injury, or death arising out of the use of this product."

I'm not sure what that means exactly, but it sounds like this suit would be perfect for skiing! It's made of 100% PVC/Nylon/PVC, so you know water is not getting in this thing unless you ski straight into a river. Breathability is basically non-existent, but what could you expect out of a rubber suit? It fits like a size large would, similar to my Sessions jacket and pants.

I'll take best offer, buyer pays shipping!

 

[Shadows]

SWEET terrorists cant fuck with me when im skiing now. score!

 

[Clifford996]

haha thats pretty sick.... how big is it tho i kno you said large, but sometimes in weird articles of clothing large can fit really small

 

[RussellK141]

i'm 5'11" and the arms and legs are both long enough to give me plenty of room. The bottom of the legs, however, wont be super baggy around your skiboots, im guessing...

 

[miroz]

It'd be a good semi-steezy gaper day option...

 

[SoulSkia]

picture of someone wearing it?

 

[Aaaron.]

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[Clifford996]

maybe even with ski boots on....

 

[SkeechyD]

bump for a sick giant condom

 

[SoulSkia]

I demand to see pics of someone wearing it.

 

[cct_222]

haha call that shit the Gumby suit

 

[RussellK141]

 

[RussellK141]

this thing is steezy! (OBVIOUSLY)

 

[RussellK141]

ps - im 5'11" and 160 lbs, its plenty big on me

 

[80*s4eva]

lol that's hilarious. Picture is perfect You look like Kermit

 

[Style+eeze]

cameltoe?

 

[Aaaron.]

perfect for gaper day....

 

[RussellK141]

nope, the picture just looks a little weird, the crotch is actually pretty low. current offer on the suit is $5 plus shipping

 

[devil_theory]

ill give ya 10 haha wont fit but still rad

 

[Clifford996]

15?

 

[RussellK141]

$15 is the best offer...

come on people, this shit is better than '09 oakley... if i had to rate its waterproofing/breathability i would say its about 1000k/-5k (yeah it doesnt breath but you could wear it underwater practically)

 

[PacificRimJob]

chernobyl steeze...

 

[RussellK141]

you wont turn into a toxic muntant if youre wearing this while skiing if there happens to be a nuclear meltdown

 

[PacificRimJob]

i'd rate it over 1000k...

that shit is more waterproof than goretex...

probably more like 10000000000k waterproof...

 

[al_britskiier]

Hahahahahahaha

 

[skithesprings]

just dont fall with it on, you wolnt stop till you get to the bottom of the hill, or a tree.

 

[RussellK141]

bump for my suit

 

[PacificRimJob]

yep. it doubles as a human slip and slide.

 

[RussellK141]

anyone else? otherwise im selling it for $15 + shipping ($10.50)

 

[Scott_Kalvelage]

Did you actually end up selling that shit?

 

[ben802]

HAHAHAHAHAH bump

 

[RussellK141]

still for sale!

 

[joeydude]

im offering 1cent CAD

 

[Tross]

That made me cry after seeing the photo - seriously laughed so hard I have tears in my eyes. I love newschoolers for this if nothing else.