For my 19th B-Day...

Lé.Skiing

Lé.Skiing

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this is what i did, i wake up at about 11, talk aout hanging out with some people at the bar's... then i go out for lunch with my grandmother(so far all is going well) i get $100 from my grandma, and liek $100 from my mom. after having lunch i get back home and tell my buddy i'm going to get my tattoo and that after that we can get a couple drinks at the bar.... so i get my tattoo (hurt like a mother fucker by the way, especially on my spine and shoulderblades) but back to the story, well we get to the bar theres liek a few people there, so we get some beer's asn start playing some pool and i have had liek 3 beer's and my buddy only had liek one.. so we figure hey might as well go to this other bar for some stripers.. and i was liek fuk sure.. so we go to the bar thats attached to the hotel where i work. and yah alls going well we see some titties and then thats when shit started to get nuts.. and by this point i'm on my 4th beer and i had a couple shot's of jager meister. and this 40 year old woman that looked liek a biker or something starts making out with my friend and he liek stops her and is liek its his birthday so she comes after me and thankfully no tounge and i was liek ok now she's gone and yah that was liek the worse part of my whole birthday, and my buddy was liek i gotta go to the bathroom, and comes back i'm jsut finishing my beer and the old bat fuckign grabbs him again and he's liek fuck man see ya later... oh yah and outside the bar a homelass man hugged me and htat was my buddies fault.. so its liek instan karma.. but yah after that i wen tto a different bar plaed fooseball and yah the night ended with me passed out on my couch... it was all in good fun oh yah i almost forgot to add that after we left the bar me and my buddy stopped and we both got out and fucking started vomiting all over the side of this building not from the booze but from the old fucking woman that kissed us.. soo nasty
 
anyone have any comparing stories about their 19th birthday.. and i'm stll hungover and i have to work in like 3hours
 
as i probialy should have done before is showed you guy's my tattoo

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it means "with strength i will bring you safety"
 
i managed to drink away all the pain last night with is unforunate cause today i have to work in like 45 mins
 
well, i read the story, but i was too distracted by the ammount of times you said like and how you managed to misspell it every time to get anything out of it
 
mine was a little more extreme....dont feel like typing it out

involved alot of jack daniels, a whipping by 3 strippers and a confederate flag.
 
here how about I spell check it all:

this is what I did, I wake up at about 11, talk about hanging out with some people at the bar's... then I go out for lunch with my grandmother(so far all is going well) I get $100 from my grandma, and like $100 from my mom. after having lunch I get back home and tell my buddy I’m going to get my tattoo and that after that we can get a couple drinks at the bar.... so I get my tattoo (hurt like a mother fucker by the way, especially on my spine and shoulder blades) but back to the story, well we get to the bar there’s like a few people there, so we get some beer's and start playing some pool and I have had like 3 beer's and my buddy only had like one.. So we figure hey might as well go to this other bar for some stripers... and I was like fuck sure... so we go to the bar that’s attached to the hotel where i work. And yah alls going well we see some titties and then that’s when shit started to get nuts... and by this point I'm on my 4th beer and I had a couple shot's of Jagermeister. and this 40 year old woman that looked like a biker or something starts making out with my friend and he like stops her and is like its his birthday so she comes after me and thankfully no tongue and I was like ok now she's gone and yah that was like the worse part of my whole birthday, and my buddy was like I gotta go to the bathroom, and comes back I’m just finishing my beer and the old bat fucking grabs him again and he's like fuck man see yah later... oh yah and outside the bar a homeless man hugged me and that was my buddies fault.. So its like instant karma... but yah after that I went to a different bar played foosball and yah the night ended with me passed out on my couch... it was all in good fun oh yah I almost forgot to add that after we left the bar me and my buddy stopped and we both got out and fucking started vomiting all over the side of this building not from the booze but from the old fucking woman that kissed us.. soo nasty

and my tattoo is in the language called Galic
 
you do realize how insulting that is to my whole family line is do you.... and the galic means "i will bring you safety by strength"
 
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