For men, sex is like a pizza.

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Sokiem

Member
Even if it sucks, it's still pretty good.

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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
 
you're an ass

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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
 
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
 
lets see if i can say somthing as usefull. to me, gingerale is like a pop, its bad but still good.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'I hope you get hit by a neon'

'just make sure all the Jewish kids have rides'

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
 
never heard it, but it wasn't funny

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one time i had a great idea to spit on my arm and pour sand on it to reveal a wonderful shape and to my amazement it was a..................perfectly shaped KITE!-Lateralis

drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj

 
my dick is big, but its also a dick

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Dg, Member of the NS Army

Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x

'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
i fucked some guys gf last night, but shes still a chick

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Dg, Member of the NS Army

Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x

'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
at night its all warm and gooey, in the morning its all cold and coagulated.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

~221
 
...that wasnt funny

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i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls

-skiingpimp

im native *beats a drum*

-ontarioskiingsucks

and i'm the government. *beats native over the head with drum and kicks him off his land. serves you right motherfucking shitty drummer

-EastCoastPride

TMC, JC, S3p
 
my penis is like a hockey stick; its always got game, if you know how to handle it.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'I hope you get hit by a neon'

'just make sure all the Jewish kids have rides'

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
 
yeah. I really shit the bed there. This will be my last post on NS.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

~221
 
i hate when i burn pizza, that really urks me

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
i think we can all agree that skiing is the dopest shit alive, ok lets let this gay thread die now

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Dg, Member of the NS Army

Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x

'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
no no no, you fucked this one up. it's:

'sex is like skiing. when it's good, it's good. and when it's bad, it's still pretty good.'

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- Ian

Home of the Rotating Signature

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i once got owned by a dog on rollerblades in 5th grade. Yeah, big hill, dogs turf, shitty roller blades and a skinny ass 10 year old dont mix to well.'

- KLD

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~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
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