~for all you singles on valentine's day~

sit in the corner of your room and hang out with your imaginary friend/lover...

Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner???
The drunk speeds through the stop sign and the stoner waits for it to turn green
(My real ID is french_hucker)
 
school anyone?

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

'quebec is the mexico of canada'-ride_like_fire

'g-dogg is a d-bagg'-DAMICO
 
get all your other lonely friends and have an anti-valintines day party...thats what im doing, well i have a boyfriend but we wont be get to be together so i think that is reason enough to have a anti- v day party woohoo

 
hook up with jill.... get it your hand looks like the word jill HA

So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.

Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
 
get really wasted, and yell things at couples; its a tradition.

I'm an ocean in your bedroom
Make you feel warm
Make you want to re-assume
Now we know it all for sure

The star wars of the 80's!!!
I'm rick james, bitch.
 
a tridition i think that i will be starting this year...

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
----------->Capital.City.Rider.
--->Phunkin.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish it yourself'
 
If I was single I would be celebrating the fact that I dont have a girlfirend and dont have to do all the stupid valentine bullshit. I HATE VALENTINES DAY WITH A PASSION!

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

-Theory-3 Breath and Stop-
 
i sent a bunch of shit like chocolate roses and stuff to some girl in my school that has a wicked pussy boyfriend who gets super jealous, i cant wait to see his reaction, im hopin he says shit to me so i have a reason to deck him in the mouth

Member of the, 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl Club'

 
very clever nh_line. i wish a guy would do something like that for me.

- - AlpineSurfBum: gonna clean the fish tank again? - -

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
 
i will probably be studying, because I am THAT cool, yeah. And then yeah.

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
skiing

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
i say we sabotage. i dunno how. im just the idea person

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
i'm goign up skiing probibly.

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-Live Fast And Ski Hard

-'Belong, Thats a Very Sexist Way To Talk About these Bitches'- Ali G

-Get On Your Knees And Smile Like A Doughnut

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The Saying Around Here Is: Go Big Or Go HOME
 
I timed it perfeclty and broke up with my girl just before valentimes day cause i dont wana spend my money and deal with all that v-day shit so instead I bought the anorak and some oakley puff pants.

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*Welcome to the dub ski radio show*

no, all of my friend snowblade 2, skiing is gay, y do u need poles? snowblades r sick. - linesnowblades

 
This day is the worst. Either way your not happy. If you have a girlfriend / boyfriend then your pissed cause you gota spend all this money on them for no reason. If you dont then your pissed cause your lonely and no one likes you. Loose loose situation.

 
maybe it has something to do with your name. im a good guy. but you hate me.

I'm White?

Fuck him, fuck his teeth, and fuck his coats
-mommy

 
girls can masturbate too.

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
i dont know about you guys but im more than happy not to have a gf right now. no more talking on the phone bullshit for 3 hours straight, no more buying 50 dollar presents and just getting a hug, no more getting bitched at for going skiing every weekend. im free!

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*Welcome to the dub ski radio show*

no, all of my friend snowblade 2, skiing is gay, y do u need poles? snowblades r sick. - linesnowblades

 
eastAR5 has some good points. personally, v-day doesn't mean anything to me, so i don't care at all. the only thing is i kinda feel bad for all the girls who do care about that stuff and aren't with anyone, so i'll probably go on a date, but keep it simple.

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'You have a massive erection'
'No you see it just the pants, it's the pleats, it gives an optical illusion. I'm actually taking them back to the pants store right now. I'm just going to walk this situtation off. Don't act like you're not impressed.' -Anchorman
 
word eastar5, valentine's day, girlfriends, talking on the phone, and acting nice can all blow me. i hate having a girlfriend. especially on valentine's day, the queerest holiday ever

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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
 
how is it a holiday? we don't get the day off of school or work? do we?

what to do? nothing, it's just like any other day where girls want to be swept off their feet and have guys go thru all sorts of trouble to impress them.

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- Harvιε


I ski therefore I am

 
this valentines day can eat a large one...

i'm over it. actually, more bitter than over it.

skiing sounds pretty good but seeing how i'm away at school, it probably wont happen. i'll drag my lonely self out somewhere and try to enjoy the day...

 
ski casue its the anniversery of me breaking my hip.

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There are different stories but in all it was in the name of St. Valentine. In the third century king Claudius II outlawed marriage for soldiers but St. Valentine would perform them in secret. He ended up dying for his cause when the king found out.

 
oo me and my friend did this is fifth grade. it is fun: pour out your heart in random love letters to a guy named Peter (or John or Happy or whatever) and stick them in random people's mail boxes. People will have no clue; it is a great valentine's 'prank.'

Go baby go, it's a skiing inferno.

 
get stoned and/or drunk, then walk into a fancy restaraunt, spot a 'Valentines' couple, and go blow out the candle in the middle of the table. then run our laughing like an immature jackass.

SHOPLIFTING--My Anti-Drug
 
hahaha i love my girlfriend so muck...she hates valentines day and she HATES receiving gifts...it's pretty weird but...its alright haha

D-STRUCTURE international....Quebec is invading the world watch out kid
 
i made a bet with a friend that if he boardslid this rail id send my girlfriend a picture of my bare ass on valentines day as a card... bastard managed it, so i think im going to kill two birds with one stone and write some sort of dumping message on my ass cheeks before i take the picture.

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-Chris

'but think if i fall in love with a super model and she only gets wet in the pants by kids who no calc shit i wanta be READYYYYYYYYY!!!!!' - (0)jarjar(0)

'Hey, check out those chicks up there'
'dude, they have child lift tickets'
'uhhhhhhh'
 
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