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Pipe_Munky

Pipe_Munky

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Q:what's the difference between pink and purple?

A: her grip

Little Suzie is in her backyard filling a big hole with dirt, occasionally smacking it with her shovel. Her curious neighbour peers over the fince. 'What are you doing little Suzie?'he asks.

'Im...Im burrying my goldfish',she replies tearfully

'Oh sorry,'he says,'but isn't that hole awfully big for a goldfish?'

Suzie pats down the last heap of earth and says 'Thats because he's inside your fucking cat!'

Q:What do a Christmas tree and the Pope have in common?

A: The balls are just for decoration!

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i LOVE the little suzie one....funny as fucking hell!

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~Hot Tamalia :o)
 
LOL i only know because i am seriously reading it right now.



'I am going back online. I feel safe there.' - Piot Modrak aka lord_piot

Frostmonkey

 
oh yeh? is it the new one? ill have to check it out lol

'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black
 
yeah the new one is pretty good...actually, i don't think there as ever been a bad maxim. it's quite possible the greatest magazine on the face of the planet.



'I am going back online. I feel safe there.' - Piot Modrak aka lord_piot

Frostmonkey

 
its hard to make a bad magazine if you have naked women in it...

'Im a rageoholic, Im addicted to rageohol!' -Homer
 
This pirate has a a steering wheel in his pants, and he walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Hey, pirate, you have a steering wheel in your pants!' The pirate says, 'Arrrr, I know matey, 'tis driving me nuts!'

Emily Bennett is a Lizard King-loving Sex Goddess!

'Have you been borne yet & are you alive?

Let's reinvent the gods, all the myths of the ages.'

- Jim Morrison, 'An American Prayer'

 
i heard a really bad...but funny in a sick sorta way joke (moderators...i understand completely if you delete this...but read it first)

Q. Why is american airlines better than canadian???

A. Because they fly you right to the building

related joke

Q. what's the difference between american

airlines and continental?

A. 17 floors

 
whats the difference between acne and the priests?

ance doesn't cum on boys faces until they are 12

'whats this called?' :place person in half nelson:

they answer-half nelson

whats this called ::full nelson::

they say full nelson

whats this called-put knee in ass

they say i dont know

you say-'father nelson'

Brody

I promised my mom I would not drop out of high school for skiing. I'm not even in high school yet.
 
*acne.

Brody

I promised my mom I would not drop out of high school for skiing. I'm not even in high school yet.
 
i get a daily joke e-mail from jokes.com i love it

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'Death might be really great, so don't worry about it.' ~Flea
 
HAHAHA

|D|U|N|C|A|N

'Now, whenever people get wood, they will think of Trojans'

-The Simpsons

freestylesupreme: i'm trying to be a gangster

freestylesupreme: is it working?
 
that acne one's a little harsh...funny...but harsh....and the second one i put...think about airplane names, and stuff...you'll get it

 
holy shit..i have never gotten laughs on here..thanks guys

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
damn you dj i thought that was my joke. well heres one

what do u call magic johnson in a wheel chair?

rolaids

that was so mean



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-Nell Cop

 
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