foot long, get your foot long

Drail

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who lieks du b andf dumbewr.... i got worms \. your know worm farms.. yea....

Darryl Hunt

little girl (to paul): you're evil

little girl: are you a midget?

holly and i: yes he his... he's an evil midget.
 
oh darryl i love u ur great!!

' everything in life is about having wind shield washing fliud' - Darryl Hunt driving in Paul's dirty ass van!
 
...that john denvers full of shit...

Being Irish, I guess I should resent the Notre Dame nickname 'The Fighting Irish.' After all, how long do you think nicknames like 'The Bargaining Jews' or 'The Murdering Italians' would last? Only the Ironic Irish could be so naively honset. I get the feeling that Notre Dame came real close to naming itself 'The Fuckin Drunken, Thick-Skulled, Brawling, Short-Dicked Irish'

i cant ski im always depressed im 12 yrs old and 274lbs. somebody help me

-Crazedskier1080
 
...that john denvers full of shit...

Being Irish, I guess I should resent the Notre Dame nickname 'The Fighting Irish.' After all, how long do you think nicknames like 'The Bargaining Jews' or 'The Murdering Italians' would last? Only the Ironic Irish could be so naively honset. I get the feeling that Notre Dame came real close to naming itself 'The Fuckin Drunken, Thick-Skulled, Brawling, Short-Dicked Irish'

i cant ski im always depressed im 12 yrs old and 274lbs. somebody help me

-Crazedskier1080
 
how badly do i wish i was in his state of mind right now.

Loyd: ' I'm talking about a place called Aspen '

Harry: ' Uh i dunno Loyd the French are assholes'

 
so darryl, i hear those shots you did tonite didn't agree with you!

For every generation there is a legend....

For every person there is a story...

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR'S?
 
haha, SUPilot takin the Goatse to another level.

-Andy

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PPP... yes

'When you say 'I wrote a program that crashed Windows', people just stare at you blankly and say 'Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*'.' -- Linus Torvalds
 
so big gulps eh? right, well see ya later

ghetto is as cool as a pink spandex thong on a 400 pound man
 
skis huh...they yours?....both of them!?.....cool....

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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?

-Shane McConkey

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
''Well maybe if you'd eat some meat you'd have some natural lubricant''

-Marge Simpson to Lisa

Wisdom:

''...remeber arguing on the internet is like being in the special olympics, even if you win your still retarded.''

-bakerlocal (194 posts)
 
dumb and dumber will be one of americas ultrah classic movies in history.. we just dont realize how brilliant it was yet...

 
darryl likes the footlong!

i'll leave that one up to you guys!

For every generation there is a legend....

For every person there is a story...

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR'S?
 
Rumor has it, this is how he is getting his rent money also...

fathat307.jpg'


'I'm still Ugly'
 
craig, i now will hate you forever!

that damn pic is gonna haunt my dreams! now i don't wann go to bed!

For every generation there is a legend....

For every person there is a story...

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR'S?
 
heheheh i can't stop giggling hehehheheheheh

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What's the legal drinking age in Nunavit? Or do they only serve gas?

FROSTMONKEY

 
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:Pain is temporary, glory's forever:

Sure, the good guys always win...but the bad guys have more fun...

Teneighty's only suck cause you don't have them.

BIATCH!
 
you sold my dead bird to the blind kid!!!! YEAH!!....yeah...:( loyd petey didnt even have a head!!! HARRY i took care of it!!

id like to eat her liver with some farber beans and i nice bottle of Chianti.

ehh look at the buns on that....yeeaaahhh he must work out

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!
 
They a currently filming the second Dumb and Dumber right now. I can't wait!

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Andrew

A proud memeber of the NS.com Cousin Exchange Program

 
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!!!!!!!! OMG I NEED TO PUT ON SOME NEW PANTS NOW....THATS GONNA BE AWESOME

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!
 
who goes to a bar at 10 am anyway............ i just figured she was a raging alcholic

and cant stop giggling from that picture either skipimp

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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?

-Shane McConkey

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
yeah i knew they were making a second one. hopefully it is just as good. with the same characters and stuff.

 
My friend tried out for it, but didn't get a part. If I understand him correctly, its supposed to be some kind of prequel, but he didn't know much more than that.

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Andrew

A proud memeber of the NS.com Cousin Exchange Program

 
Almost forgot my favourite two quotes:

Lloyd: What's the soup du jour?

Waiter: It's the soup of the day.

Lloyd: Mmm, that does sound good.

Lloyd: Some place warm, a place where the beer flows like wine, where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.

Harry: I don't know Lloyd, the French are assholes.

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Andrew

A proud memeber of the NS.com Cousin Exchange Program

 
the second dumb and dumber is called

Dumb and Dumber 2: When Harry Met Lloyd

The Dell kid is rumored to be in it... *shudder*...

-Andy

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PPP... yes

'When you say 'I wrote a program that crashed Windows', people just stare at you blankly and say 'Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*'.' -- Linus Torvalds
 
Yeah cannibalism!

Wisdom:

''...remeber arguing on the internet is like being in the special olympics, even if you win your still retarded.''

-bakerlocal (194 posts)
 
Not once...

Not twice...

...but trice.

Wisdom:

''...remeber arguing on the internet is like being in the special olympics, even if you win your still retarded.''

-bakerlocal (194 posts)
 
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