FOOODDDDDDD

GRRRRRRRRR This is about INJESTING food into your mouth... Not Exjesting food. Hehehe, cool word.

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!

Rawr!!!
 
i saw a gorilla exjest food into its hand then ingest it through its mouth

'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'

'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
 
entasterbate... ejectulate

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My hate for flanker increases hourly

well then color me gay!! wheeeeeeeeeee wheres my ass beads? - crystal-needs-a-park
 
STOP IT FOOLS! You're destroying my beautiful thread. You shall die! Exjest is my word, thank you.

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!

Rawr!!!
 
watch you talkin bout willis!?

__________________

My hate for flanker increases hourly

well then color me gay!! wheeeeeeeeeee wheres my ass beads? - crystal-needs-a-park
 
hahahahahahahahaha i love this thread best one in a while. good one oatesie

'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'

'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
 
i prefer webster even punky brooster overgary coleman

'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'

'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
 
sk3bums signature is steezasleezy

___________________

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
 
come on oatesie make your thong thread

'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'

'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
 
FUCK YOU ALL! You're all fired. FOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD!

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!

Rawr!!!
 
i just ate a cookie and some honey nut cheerios

'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'

'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
 
strawberry milkshake

__________________

My hate for flanker increases hourly

well then color me gay!! wheeeeeeeeeee wheres my ass beads? - crystal-needs-a-park
 
cactus cracker

'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'

'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
 
i just had a homecooked meal, it was good, like fresh powder, puppies, flowers and gang violence

___________________

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
 
yum! aint nothin like gang violence

'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'

'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
 
and rasberry tortes, also good

___________________

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
 
ya same, i never really get full...

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I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.
 
I'm hungry!

Matt

Member 2912

Last Week I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog

Another story coming soon...
 
i thought i was ure life...

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'

Me- come here doggy

Karl-I dont think he understands english man

Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
 
sarah, you so crazy

----------------------------------------------------------------------

Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
Of course, you too Pete.

Yes Dan, yes I is.

I'm eating Cheez-Its right now. I ate lots and lots last night. Yeehaw!

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!

Rawr!!!
 
um. I'm eating fudge right now

Matt

Member 2912

Last Week I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog

Another story coming soon...
 
i hope that's the only thing you're doing to that fudge

__________________

My hate for flanker increases hourly

well then color me gay!! wheeeeeeeeeee wheres my ass beads? - crystal-needs-a-park
 
^Hahahaah. Remember everything I ate last night, Micah?

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!

Rawr!!!
 
lol how could i forget........... .................. ..... she almost ate herself.. quite impressive that sarah quite impressive... only a few more inches to go :-P

__________________

My hate for flanker increases hourly

well then color me gay!! wheeeeeeeeeee wheres my ass beads? - crystal-needs-a-park
 
yoga

___________________

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
 
mmmmmmm yogat

__________________

My hate for flanker increases hourly

well then color me gay!! wheeeeeeeeeee wheres my ass beads? - crystal-needs-a-park
 
like homer^

'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'

'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
 
mmmmmmmm forbidden donut

___________________

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
 
*refering to the waffle on the ceiling homer thought was jesus* Homer - 'mmmmmm sac-religious'

-Pat
 
mmmmm yellow snow

__________________

My hate for flanker increases hourly

well then color me gay!! wheeeeeeeeeee wheres my ass beads? - crystal-needs-a-park
 
Mmmmmm, I just went to the store and bought two doughnuts and a box of Reese's Puffs... Sooo yummy. First time in a long time that I've eaten cereal other that Honey Bunches of Oats and Basic 4.

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!

Rawr!!!
 
don't worry I don't fudgepack it,

ewww lol

Matt

Member 2912

2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog

Another story coming soon...

 
lol yes I did, umm viallna fudge, oh shit!!!

u sick basterds

Matt

Member 2912

2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog

Another story coming soon...

 
^You thought of that one yourself. I think YOU'RE the sick bastard!

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!

Rawr!!!
 
no really I was eating Vanilla fudge it good, don't you think it's good Sarah?

Matt

Member 2912

2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog

Another story coming soon...

 
did your parents find out you skpped today?

__________________

My hate for flanker increases hourly

well then color me gay!! wheeeeeeeeeee wheres my ass beads? - crystal-needs-a-park
 
concept_dude, thats one thing you dont eat here is ham sandwiches... bad news

'well it looks like we fucked up and killed the only son of god because we're fucking gay like gay porn'
 
girls get why to much attention on this site, and even the ones we have yet to prove that ski

-jason-

freedom, tolerance, love and peace
 
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