FLOW SKIS!!! THE FUTURE IS HERE!!!

thats all i am skiing this season.

i got rid of my PEs because floskis says having a big tail on your skis will ruin your knees.

and i love my knees.

so i will be skiing flo skis, because they will let me ski double blacks all day.
 
9 year old blasting double black? Thats more like a blue with snow titties.

and whats with the park one. that guy is really quite horrible. for him to be sap0ne53r3d is mind boggling.
 
its a rental for $200 a month. When they say double back they mean doing turns on moguls, not a double back flip. And that guy was such a bad skier in that video, totally out of control.
 
Wait guys, it says that they're easier to ski park and pipe with them, so it must be true. I guess its good to land the slightest bit backseat and fall right on your ass because there's no ski there.
 
mine are in the mail as we speak!!! oh my gooooooood i cant wait for them to come!!!1111!!!!!1!1!!1
 
yeeeah!!! i sent them my video and they sponsored me!!!! this winter is gonna be so sick, everyone at my mountain s gonna be so jealous of my new sweet skis!!
 
cause you kno pouches filled with liquid and ball bearings will really help you move in the air.
 
That is the Shittest thing I've ever seen.

Even Shitter than Volant trying to sell me some skis worth £1100 just because they look shiny.
 
icelantics are a lot different. they arent meant to be mounted really far back so that you can take it in the ass if you lean back.
 
if this is the future, then global warming can't come fast enough! hahahaha!

Hey flow ski guy, since you're going to go out of business, why don't you waste some of your money by sending me a couple of grand! Donate a few million to NS while you're at it! Maybe give everyone here $20. LOL!
 
icelantic is a chill company though. Their idea is to make skis smaller but wider so they are easier to carry when you're hiking with them and they're easier to manuver in the powder trees too.
 
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