Flouring a car

[1440ski]

was going to flour someones car tonight just want to make sure it doesnt ruin the paint job or anything like that if it gets wet. Anyone done it before?

 

[Shredneck]

dont flour the inside!

 

[1440ski]

Ya we wouldnt do the inside. we are only concerned about the paint

 

[wnab21]

no it wont damage the car's paint

 

[crazyfuck]

lay out some salami in the shape of a cock on their hood and leave it there overnight...

 

[Thenowhereman42]

Why don't you be a man and kick his ass instead of fucking with his car?

 

[Style+eeze]

jesus christ, calm down...
it's an april fools joke

 

[EvanMeyer]

this

 

[WhiteBurd]

put sugar in his gas tank............jk

 

[Thenowhereman42]

Shit thats true, I forgot it was April fools. Shit like that just pissed me off a lot in highschool.

Plus its the internet so you have to be a little more extreme than you usually would be. lol

 

[ECfreeski3]

hahah human nature

 

[Abc567def]

pee in his tail pipe, YOU STILL HAVE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[hartig]

jokes that involve cars are so shitty

 

[0123456789]

sigged!

 

[0123456789]

hazza!

also if you wanna get him good do the salami, itll take off his paint.

or spray car wet/damp, add shitton of flour, then saran wrap that bitch, itll just be an absolute mess to clean up but wont really harm the car.