Flipping naked

13626473:liamskis15 said:
Oh come on, what's so wrong with skiing naked?
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Well there is nothing wrong, but nothing great either ... You will probably get cold, and falls will hurt much more. (and watch for kids !)

But i would probably enjoy an edit like that 😂
 
13626494:Shawleen said:
Well there is nothing wrong, but nothing great either ... You will probably get cold, and falls will hurt much more. (and watch for kids !)

But i would probably enjoy an edit like that 😂
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I be sure to make an edit!;) I'm just praying I don't nut myself on the pole jam.
 
do it in vail on president's day weekend and you should be fine, they're historically pretty supportive of naked skiing
 
If you have to ask a forum for approval, you're too big of a pussy to actually do it. And no, I would never do it because my ginger dick would shame everyone on the hill to the point of suicide.
 
13626931:skierman said:
If you have to ask a forum for approval, you're too big of a pussy to actually do it. And no, I would never do it because my ginger dick would shame everyone on the hill to the point of suicide.
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I'll actually do it lmao😂😂
 
13626870:laura.obermeyer said:
do it in vail on president's day weekend and you should be fine, they're historically pretty supportive of naked skiing
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John Quincy Adams used to go skinning dipping every day. Send it OP.
 
13626593:bait said:
Do it for shane McConkey, in europe, you wont get in shit.
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I do this for my last run of every year. Since i was 12....FUCK SKI PATROL THEY CANT DO SHIT!

jk i love you ski patrol but let me shred naked plz
 
Officially, skiing naked is worth 5000 points for men and 10000 points for women

naked (5000) + spread eagle ball grab(100) + urinate line(unknown) = over 5100 points. Remember though, if jailed for nudity you lose said points
 
13626436:Shawleen said:
Why

Just

Why
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13626494:Shawleen said:
Well there is nothing wrong, but nothing great either ... You will probably get cold, and falls will hurt much more. (and watch for kids !)

But i would probably enjoy an edit like that 😂
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i did a naked backflip in jackson hole last year for my birthday. it was glorious.
 
i flipped naked. Went into the trees above the jump got the #footyfortheboys, then went into the trees below the jump and a buddy bought my clothes to me. Warning: choose carefully who you select to carry your clothes!
 
13627973:dogard said:
i flipped naked. Went into the trees above the jump got the #footyfortheboys, then went into the trees below the jump and a buddy bought my clothes to me. Warning: choose carefully who you select to carry your clothes!
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Sounds like a plan, this is gonna be the way I do it!
 
I mean you would probably get in trouble. But I am more worried for you dick, honestly the wind chills you might get might not be good for it. You might get hard, but no because ur aroused, because ur dick is frozen.
 
Ride chair dressed then get naked at top and ski naked with clothes in backpack then get dressed at bottom you'll never get caught
 
dont worry about getting caught, worry about the fact that you go about a million times faster when naked due to being more aerodynamic. Thats what happened to the dude at nine nights and the guy in "pants skiing"
 
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