Flies...

EH_DUBS

EH_DUBS

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yesterday i popped the screen outta my window by accident and was to lazy to put it back in...now its summer so i left my window open with a half eaten sandwich on my table...last night as i go to bed i look up and see literally about 50 flies just chillen on my cieling....so i got up and went to go sleep on the couch and thought id kill them all in the morning.

well these flies have now spread all over my house and there everywhere ive broken 2 fly swatters trying to hit them so hard and im trying to catch them with my hands and im pissed off cause they keep landing on me and i cant catch theM!!!

anoyone have a good way to catch flies?? ive put up 3 of those sticky fly paper things that hang from the cieling but they havent caught one...and there pissing me off..

 
put a bowl of sugar water or some kind of food to draw them to it in each room and when there's lots of flies in the bowl cover it with paper and dump it outside.

dont know if it works...just sounds like a good plan?
 
Listen to me. I get flies in my house all the time and fly hunting is something that takes skill.You gotta walk around your house slowly and observe your targets. Follow one at a time untill it lands. This could range from 3 minutes to a half hour. once it lands, make sure you approach it at a good swatting distance very slowly. Yoy dont want to be to close otherwise youll scare it and you dont wanna be to far cause you wanna cap that motherfucker. Now dont even raise your hand just hit it with speed and agility. Once dead pick up and flush in the toilett to insure its life is taken. Repeat with the other game
 
^ haha that was fun. make a tv spoof and post it on youtube. "steve irwin goes flyin huntin".

that's fucking amazing you guys get that many flies. i've had my window open the entire summer and have only seen a few little spiders.
 
okok heres a solution thats even more fun, well maybe not MORE fun than the axe, but still fun.

i saw these in france, but ELECTRIC FLY SWATTERS

fuckin sweet if you hold them on the fly too long, the fly starts burning and the whole room smells like burnt hair. but its so entertaining. I suggest doing it at dusk with only a little light on, or a flashlight. It makes it that much more entertaining.
 
well the one leah had didnt....it was just wiiide open. it was like a tennis rachet...only metal and...electric. I think i broke it though.
 
i did the same thing when i had one haha...

anyway...im kinda giving up i tried the sugar water thing and ive been sneaky....i even got bored and started filming me trying to catch the flies cause it seemed epic to me...

 
about a month ago, for a week straight i'd find like 15 in my basemnt room. i'd punch every single one in the face, and im not kidding. it was fun for the first day, but it got to a point where i was like, ok, fuck flies
 
1. purchase a lycra spiderman costume

2. ensure its very well fitted. you must have maximum stealth so those flies don't get suspicious of stage 3

3. make giant webs all round your house

4. film this for NS viewing
 
i hate that one fly that gets in and its skinny as shit cuz it has nothing to eat but when your on the computer it keeps landing on you, flying by your ear...so fucking annoying but it really just wants a friend
 
i like that idea...might try it later...im way to burnt out right now

there still everywhere though...
 
deoderant flamethrrower... axe is cheapass and itll kill the flies. but you'll hve fried flies on ur floor tho, but heck, u cud open a kentucky fried flies
 
My friend has a fly infestation in her living room. I like to see them land on the table and then I slap them with her shoe.
 
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