Flashers

hUcKbUnNi3

hUcKbUnNi3

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soo...you know how we always hear about those guys that go around flashing girls..yeah..umm that definitely happened to me today....so uhh..i guess i saw some old guys penis.

..i was unlocking my car and i looked up and i saw this guy staring at me about 6ft away, he was holding some sort of heavy plastic bag or wrap..i hastily got in my car and started it, then i looked back up, and he had walked a little further away, but his penis was for sure hanging out of his pants. i pretty much flipped out and almost hit the two cars i parked next to when i reversed...creepy..definitely reported it too...

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he probably just forgot to zip it up after takin a leak.

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''huckbunni, i would appreciate it if you never ever, spoke again, becuase quite frankly your comments are wasted megabytes that would literally be better used to show videos of a cat playing with string.'' -APE
 
hahahaha, awesome

There was a Groper running around the crossroads area for a couple weeks last year. I guess he would just run up behind chicks and grab their titties then run away.

funny shyt

 
'was that your first time....yah know...seeing one?' hahahahahaha, very good.

Thats too funny though christine! hahahaha, how wierd!!!

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check it out \/

was that your first time....yah know...seeing one? - aclsarescary (on a girl freaking about being flashed)
 
haha 'on a girl freaking about being flashed'...it seriously was freaky, all staring at me crazy and shit with some wierd plastic stuff in his hands...i regret not spraying his ballsack with my pepper spray

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spraying his ballsack with peper spray... a little harsh, don't you think?

was that your first time....yah know...seeing one? - aclsarescary (on a girl freaking about being flashed)
 
haha kurt you know me too well

..actually wouldnt pepper spray on your sack feel something like Icy Hot or Bengay or Tiger Balm?

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i don't think it would do anything, the ball sack is just skin, it doesn't absorb anything. You do it in the eyes cause they're wet. Its all about the open areas and mucus mebranes - eyes, mouth, ears, pee-hole, and v-hole.

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^thats wierd, cuz i've heard that when stuff like icy hot gets on the sack it burns...sean..you should try it out

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will do (adds icy hot to grocery list)

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there was this one time on a dare that I put mineral ice (kinda like icy hot) on my finger, then inserted it into my vagina and I can tell you from experience that it hurt like hell... I cried for like 10 min...

Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die

 
yea ive but icy hot on my balls, it hurts like hell for about 10 minuts.....and taking a cold shower doesnt help either. i can only imagine wut pepper spray would feel like, and i never want to experience it, so i promise never to flash you

hoose is a p i m p
 
sarah................... (idiot)

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thanks snow, for being so considerate as to not ever flash me, i truly appreciate it..

...and as for sarah..WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?! haha seriously! that would suck sooo bad..well now i know, so i won't ever stick my finger up my vagina with icy hot smeared all over it, hehe thanks for the heads up

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yea... it was a dare... I don't back down from dare unless they're really stupid... wait...

Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die

 
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

NEW SIGNATURE!!!!!! VVVV

________________________________________''...and as for sarah..WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?! haha seriously! that would suck sooo bad..well now i know, so i won't ever stick my finger up my vagina with icy hot smeared all over it''
 
This has to be one of the funniest Non-Alpentalik threads ever in the WA forum. Just for the record....if you do something that causes a burning sensation (ie, icy hot, pepper spray, etc).....pour milk on the affected area. It's a base so it will usually help neutralize the burning agent. And you know there's a member of the opposite sex who would love to help you clean the milk up. Oh and Christine...you still haven't answered the original question. 'Was it your 1st time seeing one?' Don't change the subject. Enquiring minds want to know.

Breathe and Stop

YOU KNOW!!!
 
well in 9th grade i saw porn for the first time, and it was mega raunchy, not to mention awkward since i was the only girl in a group of guys..i guess that counts?

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once in cooking class I got habanero pepper on my hands then rubbed my eye and I poured milk in my eye... but damn that hurt...

Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die

 
i wil remember, next time i put icy hot in that region, to run for the milk......that wud be relee weird

hoose is a p i m p
 
mmmmmm milk....

ugh..

________________________________________''...and as for sarah..WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?! haha seriously! that would suck sooo bad..well now i know, so i won't ever stick my finger up my vagina with icy hot smeared all over it''
 
that milk thing makes sense though, i've heard of milk baths and stuff before too. it's supposed to be good for your skin

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so is water and soap.

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there's this really good facial mask that I made once that had strawberries in it...

Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die

 
FLASHED!!!!

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...its a cookie!!!

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well...it just wont be the same...but it's in the misc. section of photos....damn...

'I asked him about ways to get Stephanie's pants off and he said to tell her she has a spider in her vagina that can only be captured by a sperm coating and she will be like OMG DO ME HARD AND FAST!'
 
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stupid girls...

________________________________________''...and as for sarah..WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?! haha seriously! that would suck sooo bad..well now i know, so i won't ever stick my finger up my vagina with icy hot smeared all over it''
 
eh? eh? FLASHED? eh?

'I asked him about ways to get Stephanie's pants off and he said to tell her she has a spider in her vagina that can only be captured by a sperm coating and she will be like OMG DO ME HARD AND FAST!'
 
worst vagina cookie ever! I can't even tell if its upside down or not!

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haha i have vulva lollipops too, and condoms glued onto lollipop sticks that have smiley faces on them

'I asked him about ways to get Stephanie's pants off and he said to tell her she has a spider in her vagina that can only be captured by a sperm coating and she will be like OMG DO ME HARD AND FAST!'
 
?

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Rowen

'Aren't you Buzz Lightyear?'

*whispers* 'I love your movies!'

'URAAAAFWAAAGAAA!!!'

 
rowen you should go see the Vagina Monologues (sp?)

'I asked him about ways to get Stephanie's pants off and he said to tell her she has a spider in her vagina that can only be captured by a sperm coating and she will be like OMG DO ME HARD AND FAST!'
 
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