Flaming asshole

[SkiMN]

this just made me feel a lot bette about my life.

 

[Kornn101]

meh, not too bad

try this:

turkey baster (might as well have been) + warm water + 9 days of bleeding internally (so i didnt shit) + nurse + "please lay on your side, bring one knee up to your chest and open your mouth"

i've never shit like that before in my life, two mother fuckin bed pans

 

[timmi]

dude give us a state/province! haha its like a game!

 

[Mert]

that blows

 

[[TheWuTangClan]]

fuck i thought i was having a bad week but that makes my week look like a walk in the park sorry son i hope that shit sorts its self out

 

[pales]

that is the worst and funniest story ive heard since the constipation and wisdom teeth thread. i like how you suggest us to kill ourselves at 49 hopefully i wont have to make that decision.

best of luck with your "fissure"

 

[aja_kiki]

i laughed. alot.

 

[Erie]

haha damnn