It's not only that, though, it's like... fine you want a bike to ride around the neighbourhood maybe to the grocery store or short trips, whatever. Flat terrain, not to actually ride for real. Cool, maybe you have a bike for that purpose, it's not like we don't all have 10 pairs of skis. But have a real bike for actual riding. Don't even care if it's a road bike, cyclocross bike, touring bike, hybrid commuter, downhill, whatever you do, at least it's actually useful for something.
And that Bianchi conversion is just a monstrosity. Why you would use that frame is just painful, just to be ironic or what? If anything deserves a "fucking hipsters"...