Five Dollars - From my paypal to yours

why I deserve 5 dollars:
Monday November 16, 2009: my dad went to work for a landscaping company (no we are not mexicans) on his day off because we need the money and his average day job at fedex as a delivery man does not always pull in alot of money so he figured it wouldnt hurt to try to make some when he has nothing else to do. so hes about to finish up work and come pick me up from practice after school when i get a call from my mom to get a ride home from one of my friends. i didnt think anything of it so i just got a ride home. i went to call my dad to tell him i was home and to see how his day was, but there was no answer so i waited until my mom got home and she said my dad was in emergency surgery because he fell out of the back of the truck and shattered the fibia and tibia in his left foot. now because my dad is not a full time employee for the landscaper he was not insured. so my dad called fedex to see if they would pay for the surgery but because it did not happen while he was working for them, they are not responsible to cover it. so we were going to sue the landscaper but instead my dad asked him to do some simple things so that it would be a little easier to get through the holidays. the guy agreed and we went on our way. Sunday November 22 2009: the guy hasnt done any of the stuff that he said he would and my dad can barley walk. so i call the guy to come help me clean a lawn that me and my dad ussually do for an elderly couple down the street. what else is new the guy doesnt answer any of my 8 calls and i wasnt able to complete the lawn because its huge which means i wasnt able to get paid... true story if you dont believe me ill pm u pics
THATS WHY I DESERVE 5 DOLLARS
 
I have $85,000 in student loans currently and will be at about $120,000 in debt by the time I graduate in 1.5 more years.
 
I got scammed out of $12. I bought a 4bi9/NS tall tee for $50 the kid never sent it and gave me $38 back in my paypal. $5 would help.
 
5 bucks is how much i pay my friends for gas money to get to the mountains

hook a brotha up for a ride to the mountains
 
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this.

it sounds like hes being legit. id say pics or it didnt happen but if it did i would look like a goon
 
why would i need it? possibly because i have $0.07 (thats right, 7 cents) in my checking account right now... and that is because of textbooks (bought them used) my skis and bindings, and my season pass. i even sold a bunch of shit on ebay in order to get the pass. with what i had left over i was able to buy two dvds (refresh and wild stallions), and some special paper for a studio project (paid for by check because the atm on campus takes out 3 bucks every time i use it.

maybe i could use a little bit of extra cash...
 
because this is the origins of my icon

(i made it for the boone skis contest last year)

AFTERBANG

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WIth five dollars, I will buy a book. This won't be a normal book but an ultra one of intelligence that i will use to take over the planet.
 
This is my ski related story.

Couple days back, I asked NS about atomic blogs. I was told to pm Durtschi, so I did, the message reads like this/

Date Sent: Nov 11 2009 14:02:15 - (read)

shutupandski$$ --> Durtschi

Hey

I know your a busy guy, wondering if you can take some time and answer some questions about the Atomic Blog?

I'm interested about it, but I'm shaky since I've snapped a pair of Thugs before. I'd get the 185's.

https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/497814/

It's the thread I created for questions about it. Basically, I ski Kicking Horse, BC. So it has everything from cliffs, chutes, powder, to just normal jibbin. Done plenty of research and the Blog seems more versitile. To cut to the chase, I'm wondering what the flex is like? Soft being low on a scale, and 2x4 stiff being top of the scale.

Thanks man

Sincerely Mason.

Today I get a message back from him. Goes as shown.

ate Sent: Nov 22 2009 01:15:58 - (read)

Durtschi --> shutupandski$$

the bentchetler is bomber, its definately stronger than the thug, I broke a pair of thugs before, but I skied them like over 60 days. i love them for powder, they work in all conditions as well, i would get them!

For those who dont care and didnt read the message, all I'm saying is, he didnt answer my question in any sort of way. let alone read through it. Instead, he talked about something else, which in the end, serves me no purpose what so ever.

 
So I was at this party the other day and they decided to tell everyone the keg was kicked when it wasnt. So I shit in their bathtub. the end. Can I have my $5 please.
 
stfu "vibes+++" isnt gonna do anything, it just makes you look like a pussy and quite frankly the same goesfor eveyone else on ns who does this. if you feel sorry for him just say so. jesus christ.
 
You should give me $5 because I'm in the southern hemisphere.
The reason I deserve $5 due to my location is this:
1. It's summer down here now... or it will be in 6 days. That means no skiing for 7 months. SEVEN MONTHS!
2. Our currency is worth next to nothing, so if you give it to me it'd be like giving someone in the US about $100,000.
3. I'll pee in your butt if you dont.
 
jesus we are all so poor and desperate. and im not hating because as im typing this i can think of sooo many things 5 dollars can buy
 
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