Fishes update

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so yea... I got up this morning and fishey was chillen on his side on the bottum of the tank and snowflake was wedged head first into the filter... so I am now down to 7. but hey it has already been like 2 and a half weeks. Go Dave Go... I am a fish master. yea.

Dave Pauls

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yeah go fisher killer dave..!!

so i officially have decided you are NEVER allowed to fish sit, for me while i go away to ab/bc in a month... heh since your still crippled and cant make it.. i love you dave!. but i want my fish to live! they're cool cause they are killer guppies!

'um. yeah um. uh..woah' -me talking to mike 2 nights ago.
 
so what exactly is your objective, to kill them, not kill them, or see how long theyll live without food

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have you ever considered that your parents replaced the dead fishes while u were sleeping.?? poor kid. you've been decieved

'um. yeah um. uh..woah' -me talking to mike 2 nights ago.
 
haha good point cryss. i think being a fish would be so tramatic. first of all you live in a tiny bowl and then when someone dies, you're there. you have no where to go while they float around belly up. then theres the fishes that die the tramatic way. going into a filter?! come on! thats like your friend falling into a giant fan and all his parts being all around you and once again, NO WHERE TO GO! its sick i tell you

*brooke*

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that would be funn. im sorry but i would pay you dave to put a dead fish in the microwave.. but id want to be there. i just wanan see what would happen

'um. yeah um. uh..woah' -me talking to mike 2 nights ago.
 
cryss that is sick, i hope the fishes are looking at you and saying how funny it would be to put you in the microwave, and how they can watch you squirm......lol sorry i think it would be funny to

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Brooke, it might be tramatic if they had memories that lasted longer than 3 seconds.

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hahah good point jay.. and cryss, you guys are sick. ewwww

*brooke*

'pocket rocket i hope the next time you get on a chair thhe liftie smashes the back of your legs so you cant even go and be a poser anymore.'- weiner
 
hes already dead guys!!!!!!!!!!!

have you all never been to that website that has the cartoons and u can put the hampster in the microwave and blow him up. or stick him in the pirana tank and the pirana eats him?? i forget the wesite addy. but its was hella funny!

'um. yeah um. uh..woah' -me talking to mike 2 nights ago.
 
i shall call you master splinter

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Some of them mount each other, I give them the most food, because butt humping is an exhausting process and they deserve it, they make me smile. -alpentalik
 
ok that last post was just gay

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Some of them mount each other, I give them the most food, because butt humping is an exhausting process and they deserve it, they make me smile. -alpentalik
 
all i can do is shake my head dave...like really..come on haha

it almost seems like it is entertaining you to see how long it takes before you have killed all of these poor fish...once again...shaking my head...hehehe

 
We put a fly in the microwave once... Nothing happened... We caught it alive, knocked it unconcious by shaking it. Put it in the microwave, closed the door. Let it start flying, then turned on the microwave. It just kinda died. I was disappointed.

This was at school in the cafeteria...

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dude... I'm not microwaving my fish. that is sick. have you no respect for living things? that was my pet! plus it might smell really bad. but yea, another one died today. and one of the orange ones is going black... I think it is diseased. so I am down to 6 and one looks all black... meh and I LOVE my fishes steph. how could you shake your head at me? te he.

Dave Pauls

www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
 
my brother had one of those crazy asian fighting fish.

well for 5 bucks he faught my friends crazy asian fish who was like twice the size.

yea he got his ass kicked hard lol

and my brother no longer has any fish.

name the black one snoop.

 
What do they do when they fight?

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they hit eachother with this weird tenticle thing that apparently has electrical currents.

then when the timeing is right the winner eats the other.

it was kinda sick

and sometimes for fun we would put a mirror up to the bowl and watch it try and fight itself.

crazy asian fish.

hey how do i get one of those crazy icons and leave quotes when i make a post??

 
dave-if you really loved these poor innocent fish, you would not just let them die...you might try feeding them?or have you actually done that?haha but i find it funny that i am the only one you mention by name in your replies lol...i feel special...as special as i can in a 'guess how many fish are dead now??'post haha love ya!

 
yeah i got a siamese fighting fish, we put mirrors up against the tank and it goes crazy lookin at itself, i never tried to make it fight another fish though, maybe ill buy a small one and have them fight

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o god do I ever wanna see a fish try and fight itself...

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you ever been in a pet store and noticed that their are some fish that they keep in like cups seperate from eachother?

well those are the crazy asian niggas, if they put them together they will fuck eachother up so they keep them in cups.

next time your in there tell the guy you want like 10 of em, and one bowl, he will know exactly what your up to

 
do you mean beta fighting fish? those things are hella-crazy

well gotta go, i'm going to pick up a piranha at the local aquarium

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if they're dead, they're not alive! nuke the sucker!!!

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Hey Dave, I just noticed that someone named 'Jailbait' is posting in this thread and I couldn't help but think of you... any connection there? ;)

By the way, you're still crippled? That sucks. Just don't take your anger out on the poor fishes...

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haha ethan. where did you think the nick name came from... ;) hehe dont hurt me steph

'um. yeah um. uh..woah' -me talking to mike 2 nights ago.
 
dave what kinda hole in the wall home do you have these fish stationed in? I think i might buy some, you can get like 13 for a dollar or something.

 
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doood... the point is to keep the fishes alive.. not kill them... they are my pets and I love them. I cleaned their aquarium toeay. they are happy. yo will - they were 8 cents each... lol. Stacey had this little mermaid aquarium... and it needed fishes... so yea.

Dave Pauls

www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
 
yeah just get one fighting fish and put it in with all the goldfish, i bet it would kill them all

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you guys are dumb. fighting fish only fight other fighting fish. I don't know shit about fish - but I knew that one.....

Dave Pauls

www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
 
are you sure, because i would like to do a little expierement with those goldfish of yours

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put one in a beer bottle and see how long it lasts

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yea man crazy asian fish only fight themselves or other crazy asians

we tryed the gold fish thing and when he wouldnt kick their ass, we discovered that a mirror would make him go ape shit

 
first off.i would be steph, and i do read the posts...so lets not talk about me like i dont k?

im suprised any of these fish are still alive, credit goes out to dave...

 
munkey, he's already had them in a 40oz bottle,

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