FISH PUNS

[Rafiki]

nah dude that's eel compton

 

[the-honeypossum]

im debaiting weather to kick your bass or not.if not me then salmon else will.

 

[BrewskiJr]

I hate these threads. If anyone comes up with a decent thread idea let minnow.

 

[accualyisdolan]

This thread is funny

 

[HWW]

oh my gar, i absoleutely hake your posts, ide never imagine to see a zingel good one.

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

So that wasan't Gill Wesson?

 

[Pancake_Fucker]

Nick guppy?

 

[Juicy-J]

let minnow when you think of some more. or do you need more time to mullet over?

 

[bighooch]

another pun thread, huh?

I'm not going to stay in this thread, the atmosphere is too tench.

 

[HWW]

well, it's ofishal. i i'm gillty of watching hardcore prawn. but i think it's dolphinately time to scale back on the fish puns, anyway.

i just don't fillet any more, it's turtley played out, in fact i think this whole thing is a load of scallops. there's just no porpoise to it.

 

[act.resist]

stop clowning around you chubsuckers.

 

[introvert]

 

[nacho.steez]

 

[Rafiki]

i don't think so. it could also be nicky kelper

 

[bnewbs6]

What lies at the bottom of a river?

BassTurds

 

[Soja.]

we should dolphinitely scale it back on the fish puns

 

[dadunda]

God clam it guys none of these puns are that great

 

[A_Unicorn]

I dont sea the point in this thread.

 

[Juicy-J]

i swear to cod, all these puns are so fishy. this thread is swimming downstream, i can just fillet

 

[Bubba-Snax]

yea i kinda figured it was gonna flounder...

 

[FBGM]

Take it easy there, you need to be a little bit more koi.

 

[RalphLauren.]

wait... did you do that on porpoise?

 

[5m0k3we3d]

FishPorpoiseTurtleWhale

 

[LivinOuttaBounZ]

I'm hooked, but I can't come up with any. Guess you guys are brain sturgeons.

 

[sweet_caroline]

Ha! Threads(ail filefish)

 

[act.resist]

oh my cod, you're blight. I'm saury I'm so cut throat right now. All I want to do is cuttle someone.

 

[Spinoza]

wrymouth

 

[act.resist]

do you even fish?

 

[wonderbread]

X games probably wouldnt have been so Cutthroat if Sal Bassekela was still announcing..

 

[RagingBuffalo]

My cologne is way too musky, I might need to get a lighter one

 

[stizzle]

She called me a bastard so I called her a trout turd

 

[proZach]

Anyone else gettin trout of their mind on this summer Saturday night? No reason to bump this ship, just for the halibut

 

[Benson.]

Thanks for bumping this 6 month old threadfin, ya Jackmackerel.

 

[skiP.E.I.]

This thread makos me laugh tilapia.

 

[Stickity]

I suggest we cuttlefish puns out from this post forward.

 

[Mr.Huck]

We were just down in Florida. While having lunch at a water side restaurant we saw these just off the sea wall:

and:

Thus, clearly we encountered a manatee with a porpoise.

 

[Rafiki]

you're coralble at this thread, get your bass outta here

 

[DizzyG]

I'm dolphinately gonna have to keep trawling through this thread

 

[sNaubi]

On one here seems to have a sole

 

[HamFaceGirl]

lol

 

[sNaubi]

fuck, I meant No one, not On one.....

 

[NEIL-YOUNG]

shits getting reel

 

[Daph]

well this thread has gone swimmingly

 

[Mr.Huck]

Abalone! Clam up chum and stop trolling!! You don't have a ray of hope of landing me. Anyone can sea that you lack the muscles.

 

[Turd.Ferguson]

hey come on guys, lets keep this thread going, you don't have to be a brain sturgeon to come up with a fish pun!

 

[JGWI]

Not bad, cod be better.

If you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow!

 

[Wrenn]

i don't think so. it could also be nicky kelper

Nah dude you're wrong it's Koi Krepela,

Or albatRoss Imburgia, maybe even Banks Gillberti

 

[FBGM]

God clam it guys none of these puns are that great

you're a fucking hogsucker stop being so jewfish

 

[iFlip]

you're a fucking hogsucker stop being so jewfish

Wow, seeing this thread again is like the second chumming.

 

[ANDR01D]

you're a fucking hogsucker stop being so jewfish

Your father called, he wants you to stop being a clown and go to medical school so you can become a sturgeon.