FISH PUNS

[RagingBuffalo]

I wanted to start a fish puns thread, you know, just for the halibut

 

[theschneidler]

I thought we were FINished with the fish puns.

 

[JAHpow]

This thread is crappie.

 

[Mr.Sloth]

What does a fish say when it runs into an underwater wall?

"Dam"

 

[.Rybak.]

The bass in this song I'm listening to is really good.

 

[Sno.]

oh my cod this thread sucks.

 

[Mr_Bump]

not a pun

I dont care

 

[Puns]

I'll just perch here for this thread

 

[theabortionator]

I used to go fishing with Sonny Moore, but he always drops the bass

 

[Mr_Bump]

sorry let's just talk about salmon else

you know, for the halibut

I mean, if the sole porpoise of this thread is to make fish puns that's fine, but im not turbot to go cray over all this

 

[RagingBuffalo]

Walleye be a monkeys uncle! this thread is growing quite nicely

 

[theabortionator]

When I lived in VT I auditioned to play in Phish but that I needed to do some serious work on my scales.

 

[Sno.]

if you got really good, you'd probably reel in a lot of tail.

 

[Puns]

You lot are a grouper jokers

 

[El_Barto.]

I cant believe i got reeled in to another pun thread

 

[esotericjive]

Stop clowning around and eel tell some jokes that aren't crappie.

 

[Kirsakid]

Whale obviously, this site is glubbin fintastic!

 

[a_burger]

all these puns are quite fishy

ok that was pretty low on the fish pun scales

 

[introvert]

i love herring all these fishy puns

 

[NotGhood]

I actually have nothing

 

[Sklar]

why does skrillex suck at fishing?

he always drops the bass

 

[POTandPans]

You made a dubstep joke

 

[RagingBuffalo]

OKAY NEW RULE SO LISTEN UP YOU BASSHOLES! NO MORE DROP THE BASS JOKES

 

[BBurt]

I count 5 puns

 

[RagingBuffalo]

oh my god i think i just pulled a mussel

 

[Darth.Maul]

Yall best be watching urchins boys. I dont like all da carp being talked in hurr

 

[UncleBurt]

these puns are nautical!

 

[whipple]

lost my daughter the other day but then i flounder

 

[introvert]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Probably the best one

 

[moarplease]

You take that back you little shrimp or ill beat the carp out of you.

 

[Rafiki]

this is a krilliant thread. thank cod i'm pretty intuna with my fish puns

 

[loomis]

I feel so uncreative.

 

[Mr_Bump]

this is brill

 

[HWW]

all these puns i'm herring are really eel.

 

[HWW]

damn, i should have checked featherback up the thread, i missed this

 

[sweatshirt]

If you think of a clever pun let minnow.

 

[HWW]

this is getting a bit kelpfish of me now but i definitely opah you will try betta next time.

 

[Randy_Quench]

is that tom wallfish?

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

no it's Nick Grouper

 

[Randy_Quench]

i think we're both wrong, thats definitely salmon dumont.

 

[introvert]

omg hahahah I

 

[Anathema]

 

[Anathema]

 

[Bart.Man]

Reel-y? a fish pun pun thread? This is trout of control. You'd have to be a real sucker to contribute to this thread.

 

[El_Barto.]

some of these puns are ich-y

 

[ChrisSkisChronic]

I spent too much time reading this shit, I need to fix my pike and cuttle my gf.

 

[Pancake_Fucker]

You dolphinitely krilled it. Not even squidding.

 

[El_Barto.]

hahahaha....squidding

 

[Bubba-Snax]

aren'tuna even gonna try?

 

[Pancake_Fucker]

That joke flopped.

 

[HWW]

i have a feeling that there are blenny more fish puns waiting to be sprat around.