FISH IN THE PANTS!

Mattster is a lucky man i almost got him with a fish in the pants on the run. next time you won't get away mattster!!!!!!!!!!!
 
sooo im skiing biggy white tomorow, am i gona get a fish in the pants. or no..cause im a girl, and it deosnt sound pleasant so i dont get one rihgt? right. ok. deal.
 
yes mattster,, i must admit that was an awful gang up on,you had no chance,, and even tho owen got u first,, i was happy with dirty seconds
 
it didnt throw my day off like i thought it would. in fact i think it was sort of good luck because it was a pretty sweet day. we found this crazy run trying to get to the falcon from the powder chair. we somehow ended up on the gem... wierd but cool
 
:O oh no,,, u did not find that run!!! u must never mention this again, it is only the best stash of tree powder that is good 4 days after a dump
 
k so i witnessed what the fish in the pants is, taco got goofball pretty well on that one. i dont think that will work for me because i dont have a weenie, so it would only make the situation awkward.
 
i woulnt feel right about it without buying you dinner first...

and another thing, franzi you owe me dinner...

but dont worry, we will keep the secret tree spot in the cult, i just have to kill the two guys i was with and its all set.
 
well,,,, see here's the problem,,, rs_bc kinda screwed up the fish a bit and turned it into a shark,,, which gets out of control awkward,,, the fish is a hand between the legs right above the knees,, and shaking side to side vigorously as only a fish can do,,,, whereas the shark is more of bobbing up and down between the legs and should really never be performed on anyone,,,
 
i do believe that i am the KING of fish in the pants 2 people at once don't ask how or why just bow down to my almighty power
 
seriously owen,,, like getting two people when they're riding on the same pair of skis doesn't even count as a fish in tha pants,, i mean how easy is that!!,,, seriously,, its unfair,, its like fishing with dynamite,,,
 
the pure logicstics behind a one armed fish in the pants is mind boggling plus it was on the move so really your just jelous that you weren't the one who got to pull it off. if you pulled it off you'd claim it for years just face it that was one of the most progressive fish in the pants to date. i'd even go as far as to say im the Eric Pollard of fish in the pants! ya i said it EP of FIP
 
man dude how can that be the PS of FIP think of how much arm length that had to be used completly compaible to a Pollard BC 180. PS of FIP is like using your index finger and only the index to apply the FIP now stop hatin and just realize that im the prophet of the FIP
 
im still working on the prototype so offical pro model will be released for this fall but don't be suprised to see the prototype pop up in the near future
 
I live in fear of the fish... it creeps up on your pants and has its way with them !!

duct tape your knees together and look over your shoulder !
 
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