First time

First time soing what? If you mean what I think you mean then... It was over so fast I don't even remember if it realy happened.

No one on their death bed has ever said 'I wish I had played it safe'
 
we were eating jolly rancher jello on her bed, we had sex, then had dinner with her family when they got home, and then it hurt to piss for about 6-7 hours

=================

lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
 
^ hahahaha i hope you sre not serious.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
seriously, cuz i have been having that same problem

--------------------

i hate posers. thanx to harvey and all who contribute to the site for makin it so kick ass.

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

 
yes its true stacey, for those of u who think its gonorhea ur wrong. what it is, is when a guy's urethra comes in contact with the inside of a condom the latex can cause a reaction, as can the lubricant, thus the pain from pissing.

=================

lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
 
i don't remember my first time....my second and third time kinda sucked cuz the girl said she couldn't have an orgasm, but the fourth was super, and the hundred or so after that were good too.

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
and to think..i thought you were kidding mo rod. hrm. well good luck with that. i say.....dont use condoms...they are for chumps.

ok i didnt mean that.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
your gonna die of an std

::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

 
^me? in case you didnt read the last part of my post i said i didnt mean that.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
see stacey my last gf went on the pill just before we broke up, but when we got back together... damn, condoms are for chumps. pill is a golden, control the period, makes the rag less painful, depending on the chick can put weight in the chest or in my exs case she lost 5 pounds. pill is golden

=================

lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
 
pill is golden. needle is even more golden.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
the needle? I hear that lasts like three months or something

=================

lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
 
indeed it does.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
Use polyurethane(I think that's what they're made of) condoms. Thinner, transfer heat much more readily, feel better, and NO allergic reactions. Safe too. Make sure to get them unlubed, and then visit your favourite sex shop to get some nice nice non-allergenic lube. Make sure you don't get spermicidal shit, cuz something like 80% of girls are allergic to it. That's my rant on condoms.

Sex is fun. I wish I could have sex more often.

'lets all go to hell for having sex!' Lateralis

'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos

Whistler Sucks.

 
fucktacular

___________________

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
 
first time having sex it is alright it is not all that it is cracked up to be i would say it is like the 10th time with the same chick where it starts getting good

 
the pill is good and bad, bad because it made my gf gain weight

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
cant last for shit your first time

_________________________

And for America, there will be no going back to the era before September the 11th, 2001 — to false comfort in a dangerous world. We have learned that terrorist attacks are not caused by the use of strength; they are invited by the perception of weakness. And the surest way to avoid attacks on our own people is to engage the enemy where he lives and plans. We are fighting that enemy in Iraq and Afghanistan today so that we do not meet him again on our own streets, in our own cities. - George W. Bush

 
i said no but he wouldnt stop.

----------------------

'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'your posts would usually get me in trouble in school when i get on NS' -ReggaeConcept

'you lazy asshole' -Crystal-needs-a-park
 
221, dont tell anyone about our first experience on our honeymoon

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
awww....you can tell us, just as long as no one bleed....

_________________________

And for America, there will be no going back to the era before September the 11th, 2001 — to false comfort in a dangerous world. We have learned that terrorist attacks are not caused by the use of strength; they are invited by the perception of weakness. And the surest way to avoid attacks on our own people is to engage the enemy where he lives and plans. We are fighting that enemy in Iraq and Afghanistan today so that we do not meet him again on our own streets, in our own cities. - George W. Bush

 
did you tie the knot as stormtroopers?

___________________

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
 
im a virgin....

and im not 12. im just ugly.

*******************

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.
 
I have successfully used a condom only once...and that was my first time cuz she was a dirty dirty whore...we were at her house during lunch at school and slammed the whole lunch hour and then went back to school...dopest ever, we were both so horny to go again we went back to her house after school and gave er till like dinner...haha ahhh I miss that skank bag. But she might be why my pee pee itches so much. I mean uhhhh

_________________________________________________________

If I can't do it homey, it can't be done. I'ma let the champagne bottle pop ima take it to the top fo sho ima make it hot.

Trouble maker whaaaat!!!
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top