First time high

first time was at my buddies house. we sat around his fire pit with a few joints and a piece. we got so ripped we made a whole casserole dish full of mac and cheese. ate it all, then watched office space. it wasnt as funny as i thought it would be.
 
First time high I had white rhino. I seriously could barely fucking walk. I also had 6 coronas and two bud lights. I got so fucked up.
 
Took me like... 5 times to get high lol, which was really frustrating.5th time my buddy and me are at his condo at panorama (you know who you are...) and my buddy decides it would be alright to blaze on his front steps, in clear view of at least 10 other condos, right in front of the path. I try to convince him to go somewhere else, but he thinks its ok so we stay there and take a couple hits. Sure enough, parents come home, we both get caught, then I sit in his house for the next hour scared as shit while high, which made it much worse.
Haven't smoked since lol, I would given the opportunity but it just hasn't presented itself.
 
I was in my cousins garage attic smoked a 7 foot bong that fucked me up then watched horror movies all night and pissed my pants cus it scared the shit outa me.
 
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my first time, i smoked 3 bowls of medical between a friend and me, then i dont know what happend for the next 12 hours

worst time thought

yesterday, sunday, i smoked with this kid who wanted to try, we hit 2 bowls between 3 ppl, me and my other friend who smoke daily were obliterated, and this kid is like i dont feel it, we smoke a 3rd bowl an hour later, he takes 1 hit, then pussies out, and then my friend and me finishnd i and i dont know what happened from there, smoke 6 bowls between 3 times last night, then friend came over this morning, i was still out of it, smoked a fatty in the garage, i havent been straight for 24+ hrs, fuck, my ear infection doenst help though
 
word, shrooms is easily the best thing you can eat on the planet. theres really no way of explaining what a trip is like until you've experienced it yourself and it will blow your mind. the thing i love about shrooms the most is the after glow you get from them after your done tripping, everything just feels so good!
 
Bahahahhaha pretty much the same for me. I remember something about a dragon that turned out to be a lamp, and then we chased an elf that was hiding itself upstairs and ate hella pizza. yep.
 
Seriously?

I don't smoke (I'm a WDFY/IDFY member), but I know enough about weed to know that it should be legal and that you're not going to ruin your life if your do smoke it.
 
ahahahaha this threads sick my first time was with my homies skiing when i was still a gaper i was like 15 we just ripped this home made waterbottle pipe in the woods at this shitty resort called bear valley with my homie who was hella hood who snowbladed come to think of it this shit is too funny ahahahaha
 
i got high the 3rd time i smoked

after like 2 months of smoking alot i smoked 8 bowls with a 3 foot bong and got soooooo high. i didnt know anything and didnt know where i was and didnt reconize anything. then i went home and threw up, got caught and havent smoked since spring break
 
first time was when i was 13, 10 years ago, in montana. I was there with my freestyle team from MN (central division whoopwhoop), i was competing in upright aerials at junior nationals.

a lot of skiers happened to be staying in this separated part of the hotel, free of close adult supervision. One night 3 friends and I hear a small party about 5 rooms away, so we go check it out. We see 2 older kids on our team standing in front of the door. They tell us, don't go in, they're smoking pot in there. At that point I realized i had never contemplated myself smokin. I had heard of it through all the various ways a kid learns about drugs, but never made a decision to smoke or not if offered. But one of my friends had made a decision. He says to the older kids, oh what, sweet, i wanna smoke, and pushes between them. So we all go in and its boyd easley and some other skiers.

They are psyched its our first time and they're all from the east coast so they love weed. We all pass some bowls around and after maybe 30 min i start feelin groovy. I liked it very niiiiice. After, we bought the smallest dime bag of the shittiest weed with the most seeds......ever. for 15 darras.

During the smoking one guy took a can of butane, for refilling a lighter, pushed the little white tip against his front teeth and started huffing. He was an inverted aerials dude and huffed a lot of the can throughout the night. Also, at some point one of the older kids from my team (jen, girl, slut) took boyd into the bathroom for about 10 min, after which boyd emerged and drove 2 fists into the air triumphantly. Shit was fun, then we went to bed.

In a strange coincidence 2 of my other friends smoked for the first time the same week hundreds of miles away in our home state of MN without us ever discussing weed before.

 
Today is my B-DAY! But i don't think i am going to do a GB. I did a GB 3 weeks ago and i started tripping bad(no it wasn't laced), it got better but still i don't want to green out again (i started puking like crazy). I like joints better though.

Oh and runescape-jibba. Shut the fuck up
 
first time was right before a movie and my lips wouldnt stop moving, i paid attention to my lips the whole time instead of the movie, but it was fun
 
8 beers would put me in a fuckin coma.. i'm 5'6, 120 pounds and I don't drink often. And I take accutane which thins out my blood.
 
My boyfriend made neon green butter, then supersized death cookies. I ate one and a half.

At first I felt nothing, as is often the case with food ingested pot. But, then about 2 hours later I went from sober to trashed in about 5 minutes. Then 5 minutes later I was puking in our friends toilette. 10 minutes after that I puked in their drive way as we were leaving. 5 minutes after that I puked on his porch. I then tried to insist on sleeping by the toilette. Fortunately, that was a battle I lost.

But to be fair, those cookies claimed many an experienced pot user. One even going to the hospital.
 
we burned out of a water-bottle bong, and i was pretty ripped

i guess i started making weird snorting sounds and my friend said i sounded like a tuba... but i thought it sounded like an elephant. then my friend told me to picture an elephant playing a tuba. but one of those big tubas that wrap all the way around your body that they play in austria and shit. i have never laughed so hard in my life, i thought i was going to suffocate.

actually that may have been my second time high but whatever
 
my first time was at my friends house, in his basement, we each had 2 js. After that we decided to walk to some chicks house. On our way we saw a much music truck park in some drive way. We went and checked it out and didn't realize the much guy was standing at the top of the drive way yellin at us haha. Once we got to the chicks house we go to her room and just chill. was a good time
 
first time i was sitting in my friends car, neither of us were really expirienced, but he had smoked once or twice before. he rolled a shitty j out of notebook paper and middies that he paid like 20 buck for a gram of. after finally getting it all to stay in without falling all over the place, we finally lit it up and coughed like absolute shit. no lie, i think we coughed for like 20 minutes after the first hit. after the j was done, we sat there listening to music for what seemed like decades, untill we checked the clock and were late for school. so we walked from his car to our school and went to class all day. really fun day, i didnt get much done though.
 
tried a nice bong. It is fun to make it bubble, but any pipe is fun, because you have to clear it, and when you are really high it is really fun. But bongs are cool because it is a different, coolers smoke
 
First time I got high was in whistler on spring break, we played some drinking games then went to the clubs and I made out with a disgusting girl. Good times.
 
So the first time I got high was in grade 12 like 2 months ago. I had like 4 hits of a rather large bong and I was fucking DONE. I wrote it up the next day for lolz and here it is.
I started off thinking my hands were separate beings, and my soul was in my hands and not my head. Then I got trapped in some program that kept repeating itself. I think my buddy kept saying "he looks absolutely perplexed" a good hundred times. I was trapped between different realms, and this was just one of the ones tempting me to be reality. Then I moved out of our dimension, and different words had different scores and things in some imaginary computer system of life. The start bar brought up different parts of my soul to look at and talking in our thoughts was like some instant chat thing. I couldn't find the button to turn on italics and let me talk out loud, so I was talking to my friends in my mind. I knew exactly what your answers were going to be whenever I asked a question, so that made it seem like this wasn't the real dimension. I was out of my body, and my soul was in space or something, definitely just chilling and exploring somewhere.
Then when we started walking and my buddy started talking in accents and different languages I started to ponder what language really is, and how every sound is just a metaphor for a feeling, and no language really exists.
Then once we got to his place I definitely was pondering very deep things that I can't remember, but I do remember being in a dream like state, where whatever I thought about would come true. So I was in my mind watching my body do what I was thinking about. So I thought like "oh shit, what if I thought something bad", and I thought about like exploding or something, and saw an explosion and watched myself hurl out my insides. I felt like the whole time if I thought of something else I would transport to that realm, and that I wasn't actually puking, just thinking about what would happen if I did.
Then lying in his room recovering room, I saw his ceiling and walls moving around, and definitely continued to ponder the meaning of life for a bit.
 
First time i smoked I ended up watching 3 hours of everybody loves raymond while eating cinamon toast crunch in peanut butter out of a bicycle helmet.
 
my first time was a couple years ago, when i was like 13, and iit was great. my first two hits were with something, i dont know how its callled in english, but it is made out of a pepsi bottle split in half and the end is replaced by a plastic bag. when its filled of smoke it gets pretty fuckin sick. so at the beginning i was not able to hold my puff, but on my second try i took it all and can assure that was way more then what i needed to get high for my first time. we then smoked a bowl and i waited till it would start. i was sitting down and didnt really feel anything, but when i got up on my feet i knew i was fuckin baked. we were walkin around in the park and at some point i remember layin on my back, i looked at the sky and had the impression i was watchin a tv screen. we then rode to my friends house on our bikes and i was just fuckin happyy all the time. my friend was like a 100 ft in front of me and turned to me, laughing like crazy and then took out his bb gun and shot a ball. i was lookin at it all the time, it felt like 30sec and saw it coming right in my eye and had just the time to lower my head and received the ball on my forehead. surprisingly i was not mad at all and laughed it off with my friend. we then watched godzilla, i passed out on his couch and that was pretty much my first experience. it was definetly the time i got high that was the most fun.
 
i got high the first time with my closest friends the other night, id smoked once before with the same people, but i didnt really get anything, and this time i was fucking high as a kite, we smoked some pretty good stuff (northern lights or something?) out of a corncob pipe, it was sweet

we didnt go on an adventure or do anything super cool, we just hung out in this kids house and made beer pong shots off an indo board,

it was ssssoooo fun, i remember being able to think really clearly, but when i wanted to say something, like put my thoughts to words, i could never make it come out right, like i kept chopping my sentences up and leaving words out and i would try to tell someone someone something and they would not understand what i meant and i would get really frustrated with myself, and i would laugh so hard i couldnt breathe at everything that happened, but then in my head i was like "that wasnt even funny why are you laughing??" but then thinking like that just made me laugh harder....

oh, and then we watched "Out Cold" which is the greatest movie ever...

the high feeling didnt last as long as i had thought (or hoped) it would

that post was longer than i anticipated
 
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