First time high

My first time high I ate an entire box of choco crispies with a jar of peanut butter and a gallon of orange juice.

I awoke in the morning to "killer" written on my forehead in sharpie.
 
I forgot that was just the first night that weekend. After watching LOTR (Lord of the Rings) we went to bed at 2; 30 and got up at 8:30 and we chilled a little, we were burnt.

I went home showered and we smoked a little in the woods then went into town where we met up with my brothers friend and we played hackie sack and guitar down by the river for like 3 hours. Then (sober) we were waiting for this kid to wait to pick up his guitar for 3 hours (he said 10 minutes not 3 hourse, he was an asshole), then i home had dinner and went back to my friends house watch LOTR and smoked 2 joints (1 was nadered again).

we went to bed, woke up with 8 hours of sleep and chilled, then we walked in town and saw a junior and we drove around for a while. Then we went up to the this spot, and smoked a blunt (hate the taste and cotton mouth), we went to mcdonnalds and a car wash. I went home and slept from 4 pm to 6:30 for school on tuesday (3 day weekend),
 
i was really chill, never had any problems, it opened a door for me.

Forgot to add, never got munchies or coughed. Though food tasted a lot better and music too.
 
my first time high:)

fun time... well the first time i did it i felt nothing at all. then i had a 2g blunt to myself and kinda felt something i wasnt sure. so then the day after the guys parents were not home for the weekend so i went and baught 3gs and a blunt. i rolled a 2g blunt(vanilla). i smoked in his room, then i had my g left so i ripped it off his bong then we both walked to a party. it sounds dumb but it was such a sick night
 
So you smoked almost an eighth your first time getting high.... I find that hard to believe. Unless you have lungs of steel and smoke cigarettes all day every day, I don't think it would be possible at all for a first timer to smoke 3g's to themselves.
 
naw i did prime times before. i just was to puss to try bud. but my parents and his parents were out of town so i felt safe doing it
 
my first time was like 4 years ago in gondola at loon. went through the singles line got 4 randoms one guy asked if we minded him smoking. then pulled out a Bong from his backpack and we proceeded to hotbox the gondola. felt it a little but i got way higher the next time i did it
 
My first time was on 4/20 few years ago. I met up with 2 buddies, and we headed up to some chill spot in a forest. We smoked 3 bowls from his home made bong. I just started giggling like shit, and kept saying the woods were "fuckin' groovy"and got the worst pasties ever. I drank a Fresca and nearly ejaculated because of how fuckin' delicious it was. I was also getting some massive vision slowdown, where everthing looks like its in a flip book. Ill shit. We then proceded to my friends house, ate some nachoes, chilled with his dog and appreciated the paintings on his walls. Then, we went back to the woods and smoked 2 bowls from an apple. Headed back to his house, played his xbox and ate food. Since that 4/20, I've been a doob-a-day
 
First time was summer going into freshman year (highschool). My bro, two of his friends and I blazed in my garage. Then we just went inside and chilled watchin TV. I got the giggles real bad and had trouble containing myself. It was weird cause the next 8 times smoking after that I didn't get high, w/e tho.
I did Salvia and Shrooms for the first time this weekend. salvia i didn't enjoy probably because we just sprinkled it over a nice bowl of nug and didn't use enough. it just intensified my high and i just felt retarded, me and my bud just laughed for like 15 minutes strait. shrooms were fuckin amazing though. definitely the most mind opening experience of my life. i ate a little less than 2 g's and it was perfect for a first trip. i just felt really good and super smart. i saw shit and stuff was warping and it looked like the walls were breathing. then i just talked about life with my bud for about 4 hours. shit was super uplifting. definitely something worth trying. it was pretty scary, like before i did it i was super nervous, but my trip was great cause like i would see shit, but at the same time i was aware that none of it was real, it was super cool.
 
Shrooms are awesome! I've tripped 4 times now and they were all pretty sweet. You pretty much nailed what a shroom trip is like. I'm pickin up a half O of some boomers tonight for through out summer, stoked!
 
smoked an eighth with a friend, found our way back to our bikes, rode down this trippy 1 mile long hill that felt like a 3 hour bike ride, somehow found my way to dunkin donuts which is 7 miles from where we started (who knows...) and i couldnt stop laughing at the cashier so my friend had to buy my bagel for me as i went outside, we get back on our bikes, go over my friend's house and watch rugrats with DMX on in the background....never knew babies could drop rhymes. then i somehow ended up in my house watching re-runs of the shamwow infomercial which eventually merged into a mighty putty infomercial which i was considering buying.
Overall pretty solid weekend.haha
 
i got wicked baked with my friends and we went to panda express or something and when i went to order the asian woman who worked there was like 'herro how can i help ru?'i lol'd so hard at her and felt so bad when i regained my senses and ordered haha
 
well my friend and i smoked and then had a nerf battle in his basement, it was pretty fair till i found some night vision goggles and shut off the lights, at which point he fell asleep and i still couldnt find my way around. good times.
 
parents peaced

broke out the bowl and a dub

had a nice sesh

ordered pizza

went out on my boat

got back

got the pizza ate it

lit off fireworks off my dock

went to friends house and got high again

went to bed

the end
 
me and my mates were working at a horse show and we were sitting in my tent and we hotboxed the shit out of it for like 2 hours by the end we couldent see anyone literally so we got out it gets pretty blurry but apparently i was like walking round naming horses and shouting at people saying thundercunt and man porridge ......... dont ask and someone drove us to his house where we played call of duty 4 untill we had to go to work the next day we ate like 10 multipacks of chips was so funny
 
Absolutely fucking not. listen to the fucking mix-up kid. one of the most epic albums for stoners ever.
 
weed was like that for me on a smaller level. Everything was beautiful looking if you stared at it, It was like being born again, and everything was new again. I still feel burnt every once in a while, when i wake up or just sit and do nothing, i feel it then
 
word. fuck salvia. i did it twice and it's okay i guess, but it's way to intense and you have no control at all.
from what it sounds like, you didn't have the full experience, but it's not really worth it. you just lay on the ground, drool all over yourself and have a semi-cool trip.
i just stick with weed. and i've never tried shrooms, but i probably will this summer.
 
happened to myme and my friends decided to sleep in the wood during winter, and one of my friend did it for the first time. i didnt. First of all, we were freezing our ass off, and we weren't able to sleep. suddenly, i hear my friend (who smoked for the first time) crying. i'm like wtf dude? he says: I'm scared, i want to go home.i ask why, he says he is affraid of the guy outside.there is obviously no guy outside. Then my friend start screaming, I WANT TO GO! FUCK! HELP ME!I'm now scared too, then he start running barefoot in the snow, I'm trying to catch him, i tackle him down in the snow, and he pukes.when he felt better, we ttook him back to the tent to sleep. two minutes after, he scream FUCK again, and run back
 
first time i got baked was outside the movie theatre with two buds

then i saw terminator

amazing.
 
trip filtered bong to the dome sophomore year on new years eve. Spent 3 hours doing donuts in parking lots while listening to pink floyd. I would say that's the only time i was "trippin sack" off of weed
 
chillin at the skatepark and my friends were taking off to go smoke at one of their houses.

he just says, "Comon, its not peer pressure, its having fun with your friends."

and i was just like, "OH, ya got me."

so we went to his place and clammed 3 bowls in his bathroom. didnt really feel much but at one point outta no where, i thought he had 2 toilets in his bathroom, cause he was sittin on the toilet and my friend was in the shower sitting on a chair. then they started flickin the lights really quick and waving their hands in my face, i thought i was gonna get sick.

then we went out to his livingroom and smoked 4 more out of his pipe while watching mindfeild (skate vid) they showed me how to use a carb (first one didnt have one) and i riipppeed that shit on like the third hit, ended u coughing and sending smoke all the way across the room, very hilarious.

after chillin for a while i went home but ended up driving around for an hour cause i had too much energy. THEN i get home and realize i have NO munchie food, really sucked. I got really sick the next day too, that suck too, but man it was a great night.

first time getting legit stoned though, i smoked 2 bowls with my friends in the morning, skated, smoked like 3 more, and skated more. i dont remember much other than we smoked and skated, oh and i spent like 2o somethin dollars on food throught the day. (looked at my bank statement the next day and was like WTF Mate?)
 
first time was during a homecoming dance in highschool freshman year...shit was sooo lame so me and two bros left and drove up a back road and parked...smoked a couple bowls outa a lazy ass piece then went back to the school parking lot and laid in the truck bed lookinn at the stars until the dance ended
 
weed is nothing like shrooms, nor could you ever smoke enough to have anywhere near the same effect. Also while I blurt out random hate here I'd like to add my experience, I smoked out of an apple and used my old trumpet's mouth piece as a bowl head. It worked nicely, the end
 
too expensive? please tell me you mean the weed wasted while it sits makes it too expensive. if so, you should probably not even buy weed.

blunts just give you that OG factor, plus a sick tight rolled blunt just makes you feel so much better about smoking it.

anyways my first time my buddy and i smoked out of a coke can at his house, didn't smoke it right or something, didn't get high. the NEXT time is the good time, we built a crazy double gatorade bottle bong. flashlight tube to hit from, and the head of the flashlight with tinfoil in it as the bowl. then chilled water in like half of it. hit it in my garage behind my house for like an hour while my parents were home. then went to a basketball game soooooo high and smoked again in the parking lot and i was so messed up. never got that high again. we still talk about that contraption we made, and we bust it out from time to time for good memories. cause everyone loves talking about past high experiences, when high. lol.
 
last time i did that, i shit for 4 hours straight.

the first time i smoked i didnt get too high, but i just walked around the woods pushing over every dead tree i could find

 
has anyone else when their high cant stop laughing. like for me when something thats kinda funny happens ill laugh so hard and i cant stop it. its fucked
 
First time was with Big Sis.

She started at college and always asked me if I wanted to. One night I decided all fucking right let's do it! She snatched a J from my step dad and we went outside. My step dad is ex counter culture so he gets the town's finest. Anyway, Puff puff pass. "Damn, I'm really not feeling anything." "Alright lemme go get the bong thing" (We have a janky bamboo tobacco water pipe from China) My sister doubles back into the house to retrieve the piece. I'm sitting there on my back patio wondering what in the hell could or would be happening shortly. Then I bust out in hysteria. Cannot stop laughing. Nothing even happend just the wheezin laugh started I was loosin it over nothin. She came back and proceeded I to whig out the rest of the evening. We had this AMAZING caramel chocolate torte from our favorite restaurant in the area. We were gonna split it. And I had a tall glass o' 2%. I think we were chillin downstairs watching the office of something. But I was focused on this torte mission. At this point I was pretty spacebound. Shiny lights stellar sounds magnified feeling (especially in the mouth). Amazing first few highs. So fork in dessert, 1234 good to go. I put the impending glob of deliciousness in my mouth hole and nothing happens. I cannot FUCKING chew.

Eventually I managed to swallow it so it seems. That was a trip. Milk time. Glass raised, 1234 good to go. I always enjoyed the satisfaction of milk after baked goods. CANNOT fucking get the milk to go in my mouth. You would not believe how long and hard I had to try to get that milk down the tube. But after all, I guess I was just in antigrav :)

I also saw fucking Kung Fu Panda on my 2nd or 3rd time with my sis still. GOD DAMN if my eyes could jizz. I remember there was this one part where bongos staggered left to right speakers and I had the unbearable urge to mimic it by hitting my hands on my ears back and forth. I am so funny. that's the last thing i really remember of that movie. But it was so beautiful :)

sidenote I highly recommend all pixar movies. The faces and emotions are impeccable, and the storylines are seemless. also, If you ever get the chance to endulge yourself with the incredibles in such a state, pay attention to the hair. wow :)
 
my first time high was scary as shit. we snuk out of my friends house, me and 3 friends and met up with two other friends at a park and went to a spot right above the highway and did a few bowls. then we had to walk back to my friends house and to get there you have to walk through a scary ass jewish cemetery and right as were in the middle of it some dogs start barking and shit and my friend pulls his shirt over his head and starts to chase me and my other friend so we just dip. then i got really scared cause i had no idea what was going on and it felt like a dream and i was horrified. then when we got back to my friends house im pretty sure we played fr2db and went on newschoolers but i cant remember andything else from that night. good times
 
first time... haha

got mad fucked up.... rode bikes on rocks... attempted flips.. shit pants.. music melted my face...

..... passed ou tsleep felt so good hah
 
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