First time drinking... and we 'aint talking no water.

I admit I am hopelessly addicted to coffee, but I smoke pipe bro, that shit isn't really addictive at all. About the same as weed. Ciggarettes are a different story
 
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I go to an asian girls party with a few friends, the cops are called and everyone leaves but when i get home i get a call saying that a few guys were left there, me and my mom go back to get them and my drunk friend stumbles into the backseat of my car puking everwhere before we drive him home. We were only 13 and my mom had to clean out the car
 
13, went to this chicks party thing thinking i was all cooool. i tried drinking straight koolaid mixed with vodka which was my first mistake, as i chased that with copious amounts of kahlua. i dont remember alot after drinking that shit; i woke up in some kids house, wearing none of my own clothing, still wasted. i stumbled to the toilet was a puking whilst shitting when his mom walked in and smiled at me hahaha

apparently i almost died and i puked >10 times, to this day i cant drink rum it grosses me out too much but then again i am only 17
 
was 15.. at my friends house and expecting some hot girls to be coming over soon. so, we thought we'd get pretty drunk (just two of us at this point). took some 99 proof blackberry flavored vodka from my mom and started talking shot back to back. my friend had 9 and was feeling good. i had 9 but it hadnt had the chance to kick in yet so when he was in the bathroom i snuck about 5 or 6 more shots. i ended up getting some alcohol poisoning.. i puked a lot. then the girls came and i dont remember that part.
 
Funny story actually.
I was doing this charity fundraiser called the 30 hour famine with my friend, which involved, you guessed it, not eating for 30 hours. It started at 7am and went until 1 the next day. Seen as though we were doing it together he said I could sleep over at his house. When we got to his house he cheated on the charity thing and ate a shit ton of stuff but me having morals and being really stubborn (my downfall that night) didn't eat anything. He then decided to throw a party and somehow (no clue how this happened) managed to get 50 people, 100 Budweisers and 5 bottles of various spirits there in like 2 hours. My friend who came to the party gave me a whole cup full of 'rum and coke', but he forgot to mention he forgot to add the coke. He basically wanted to see me shitfaced. So having not eaten anything and having chugged a cup of rum I then played beer pong and lost. Then took a few shots of vodka out of the bottle and I don't really remember much after that. I then woke up in my friends bed with no pants on next to a girl I have liked for 2 years. And I didn't eat anything and finished my famine. And my parents didn't find out.
Great success.
 
Stole a handle of rum from my dads bar, went to friends house, got shitfaced, busted my head and face crawling around on the street, threw up for an hour, mom had to pick me up, I was grounded for a month, worse. Month of my life
 
poison that your liver filters out vs. non-toxic herb that passes out of your body completely in a few weeks. then why's only one legal? however, I am not a true rastamon that abstains from the drink. either way, whatever gets you by
 
So after reading the same sort of stories on the first page (i was 12 and I drank 5 beers and my mom picked me up blah blah blah etc) I decided to read a story now that the thread is on the fourth page, and yours was it

All I have to say is WOW

I was lol'ing the whole time

The part that got me was famine hahahaha

You sir are now at a 10/10
 
Yeah but your liver gets fucked after drinking too much. Weed just kills brain cells. Personally I think if one or the other should be legal it should definitely be weed...but thankfully this isn't another legalizing 420 thread.
 
I was 14 at my cousin's graduation party. Ended up dancing with my uncle's secretary because she was wasted and wanted a dancing partner. I told her she had to sneak me a martini for every song that i danced with her. Had a few of those, then had a bunch of beers with my cousins boyfriend. Then I walked into a screen door and fell on my ass, with my two cousins who were 2 and 4 at the time laughing hysterically at me form the other side. Passed out on the smallest couch ever and when i woke up was told it was a fold out bed.
 
killed whatev was in the fridge. Random assortments of jager, whisky and vodka. Then went outside and threw down on the tramp and played some b-ball
uhh son.
 
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