my first time caught drinking was pathetic and embarressing and plain stupid. it was at school. my friend was like yoooo guy i got sum o dat gud shit i gots beer and some licks yo guy come drink so i was like ok and we got back and some pussyshitfag ratted us and we got suspended. my parents had to drive me home cuase the school wouldnt let me walk home on my own cause i was intoxicated. but fuck it was the stupidest thing ever i look back at it (2 years ago when i was a retard in grade 9) and just think "wow how the fuck could you possibly be such a fuckin tool".