MY EARS!!!!!!!THEY ARE BLEEDING!!!
oh god, somebody call an ambulance, there is blood everywhere, by ear drums are in a bloody pool on the ground!
operator: 911 what is the emergency?
me: omg there is blood every where!
operator: what happen...
me: i was innocently surfing the web when i heard this horrible sound....
operator: where are you?
me: i can't hear you! my ears are bleeding!
operator:i have to go, sorry, but its friday!
me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO