First kiss story

I was slow dancing with my 8th grade bf at the winter formal and a group of drunk 12th graders holding fake mistletoe surrounded us and started screaming at us to kiss. I think half the girls in my class had their first kiss that night for the same reason.
 
I was 15 and I signed a girl's year book, then she turned around and kissed me(Completely confused/shocked). Her and I act like we're in a 5th grade relationship to this day.I really didn't know/like her that much at the time... but I was like646708.jpeg

Cool story huh.
 
Not gonna lie I nailed mine. I was 14 and I really liked this girl so I got her to spend the whole day with me golfing and swimming in the river. So at the end of the day before she had to go I took her down to the river to lie down on the grass and watch the sun set over the river. Then I said a great inside joke of hers about the perfect moments that movies had for the characters to kiss, and how this seemed like one of them. She completely agreed, and so I kissed her and she cuddled up to me.
 
13, volunteering at the Tulip Festival in Ottawa. stamping hands with some girl who's 17 and has a beaut of an ass (didn't even really care about nice asses back then). we had a break, decide to take a walk. start exploring the Chateau Laurier hotel, found some side room with nothing in it. she starts kissing me. make out for what seemed like ages. got to second base. fuck yea.
 
I was on vacation in Arkansas of all places with a friends family and met this girl at a timeshare holder kids pool party. Her and her friend snuck out and met me and my friend at the resort tennis courts and we made out for a few minutes before her dad caught us. I still keep in touch with both girls and that was like 15 years ago. she turned out to be pretty hot.

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I was 14 and at my first high school dance in september of freshman year and I got pushed into dancing with this girl who I was friends with and liked, but was to pussy to do anything with even though i was pretty sure she liked me too. So we danced together for a while and I watched my friend make out with his senior GF (true story, and she was hot too...) and I was just like lets go outside and get some air and she agreed and then we made out. Then I asked her out the next day and she shot me down because she didn't want to be known as a "hoe" because she dated a guy during the summer before then.

Moral of the story: bitches be crazy
 
it's a true story. not even joking, i kissed a whole lot of girls before i kissed a guy. the first guy i kissed was at my friend Jili's brother justin, it was her birthday and he was the only guy there, he was 2 years older than all of us. I was the only one with boobs at the time so everyone kept daring him to do stuff to me. then we played a weird game in the dark turned of the lights and the first person we bumped into we just pecked. But i bumped into him and since he didn't want to kiss his sister he would ask who it was, so i said "ellie" and he just started to make out with me.
 
Summer before 8th grade and it was truth or dare but really just dare. "Made out" with 4 girls but most were just holding our lips on the other for like 4 seconds.
 
the first guy i kissed threw up in the middle of it. he just randomly was like "i don't feel well" and then boom. super gross.
 
Shit, I think it was 6th grade? Right after a school dance out front on the sidewalk waiting for everyone's parents to pick them up. My gf at the time was my football coach's daughter which actually kind of scared me, since he didn't know and I seriously feared his wrath as he was pretty intimidating for a Dale Earnhardt lookalike. Anyways we went in for a kiss, frenched like whoa- super sloppy n00b frenching mind you haha... I remember turning around after she walked away to leave, and whilst wiping the drool from my face I suddenly made eye contact with her old man- who was looking right at us from his car with a look of pure hate. I was so fucking terrified he was going to kill me with wind sprints and Notre Dame drills but nothing ever happened.
 
what you could have done:

gone up to him before practice and say, " for every windsprint you make me do, its one of my loads on your daughter's face."
 
Oh man! 5th grade with the love of my life, Brandt. Dammit I loved him so much, we were gonna get married too. We kissed on the playground in the privacy of the woods around the perimeter - it was simple, and quick. He left in 6th grade and my heart was broken. He returned in high school and he had gained a bunch of weight and was a total moron. Glad I dodged that bullet :)
 
7th Grade ish. My dad drove me and a longtime family friend to go see Eagle Eye, great mood setter by the way. We made out in the back row of the movie theater surrounded by families. Got under the shirt over the bra boob on that same night. Purple bra, big deal. #sodill
 
It was 6th grade. My standards were low and I was hanging out with a chubby Asian girl. I was absolutely clueless that she liked me, and when she went in for the kiss I panicked and froze up. That was bad enough, but I also had a big scab on my lip from falling on the ground a couple days ago while skating.

Unfortunately for her, she went for a french kiss right on the scab. She bit the scab right off, and immediately recoiled in disgust, spitting the scab on the floor.

Thankfully I haven't had a kiss that bad since.
 
7th grade. Finally the girl I've had a crush on for a year is my girlfriend. Go watch movie at friends house with a bunch of other people. My friends steal my hat and wont give it back until we finally kiss. 5 minutes later behind the arm chair our lips meet, I get my hat back, she's blushing, and it all went happily ever after until she moved a few states south of me. Broke my wee middle school heart. The end.
 
my first kiss was in a mcdonalds play place when i was 3 with some girl that i hope i never find out who she is due to the chance she is a cow or ugly. not long after i had what i thought was my first kiss, it was all revealed to me by a friend's mom taking home video. i just rolled up and basically kiss raped this girl, but she was stoked.
 
wat the fuck

Mine was in 8th grade, I took my first girfriend to this baseball diamond full of dandelions after school and I had been keeping a rose wrapped in paper towl in my backpack, I pulled it out when she wasn't looking and then I just went for it. I wish I was that smooth nowadays, god damn. She turned out smokin hot too.
 
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